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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:53 am

Good God...

It's been a long time since I've read a bait from start to finish, especially one over 30 pages... but this thing... I mean... wow... nothing really compares. You guys have turned safaris into a creature of mass production. Whilst I know how much effort it takes to get lads to travel, reading this thread makes it seem like picking apples off a tree.

My hat is off to you all, a thoroughly enjoyable 130 page three week read. I continue to be inspired and awed by your baits, amazing work.

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:19 pm

Thanks, Red. Smile

Well, Anita is officially worthless. She's managed to get two lads to Lome, but for some reason she's not around. Here are some nice offline messages from Famous:

Famous Stuck At Togo Border wrote:

Famous: i call this line
but is not going
is off
but i just mail them
may be they have another phone which is not place in the sit

Famous: joe called me
i have to meet the man
so he call in 5 mint time
i luv u

Famous: Anita Immigration refuse to give me his number
so plaese do not fail to call when u get to the airport
please
this idiot want to see togo number on my phone screen
before he alow me
or he want to dial togo number

Famous: i love u
please call me
he still saying exept he confirm a togo number

Famous: Luv the cafe will be closing 1rh from now
try and call me
i have to sleep in warehouse were immigration keep band goods
please do not fail to call luv

Still There wrote:

Famous: i am still in the there this morning just call so i can cross

Sad Famous wrote:

Famous: i am in Togo lome Equatoreu hotel
you are not there
and they say no one has been there

why?

you let me go when u are not comming
now i am in lome

you hurt me
you hurt my feelings

how could u
no wonder you refuse by calling me from togo
i still luv you but try and be proffesional

The shitty part is that Willy made it on time for the meeting, but Famous isn't the most creative person in the world, and apparently couldn't get a good enough story together for the border guards for a couple days. Here is a short note from Willy (who still appears to be waiting, so they still may be in Lome, and still potential for a meeting):

Quote:

he did and i am right here in Lome...can u pls call me from the hotel? i am waiting here in a place call Asigame in Lome

Also, we have some news we're going to be announcing this coming week (probably Monday). A couple of things that we think the people that have followed this thread will be really interested in. Stay tuned. Smile

Edit: Grammar shiz.

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:42 pm

Quote:

i have to sleep in warehouse were immigration keep band goods

I would say, go and sleep under a tree if you don't like the place! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:57 am

Just sneaking a look at the last page to make sure this thread does have an ending and hasn't wandered OT into the jungles. Just awesome. I'm on page 13 right now and I can see this is going to to take two or three enjoyable sessions to get through. Haven't been around for a year or two but glad to see these excellent baits are still going strong. In fact, I'm going to be setting up a couple of new mailboxes and heaping praise on some unsuspecting guestbooks right after this.

Cannot believe this TWAT is still going

good work fellas

Subma Shingun wrote:

... it also just hit me this morning when driving and I burst out laughing uncontrollably. What I also find funny is how random people(baiters) all over the world burst out laughing at the same fools plight. We live in this little baiting world and must look wierd to strangers when those random giggling fits set in.

random giggling fits, uncontrollable laughter. oh yes. i'm with you on that one.

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:31 am

Quote:

i have to sleep in warehouse were immigration keep band goods

Well at least he will have a lot of musical entertainment while he is there..... Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:52 am

The thread name should be changed into: "The Never Ending Bait".

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:56 am

^^^I agree, it will never end! clapping

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I am very happy that willy is still going. I haven't bothered to communicate with him since the birth of his baby. Notice everyone what a shit he is. He has asked several times how his baby is, I haven't bothered to reply.

Someday Fiona will tell him how the baby has changed her life, she is quite content, she has no need of him.

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:34 am

A little update on what happened Friday afternoon...

I called Famous. He was not being let through the border because he did not have proper papers. They detained him for six hours when I talked to him. Eventually, they let him go to an internet cafe and email the church his number. He told the border guard that he had a sister in Lome and that he needed to get to her. The border guard did not believe him. SO, I spoke with the border guard. He informed me that he had held Famous for six hours that day. And that they did not plan on releasing him. I assured the officer that he should be let through, that he was meeting with the church. He said he would talk to his boss. Thinking about it now, I really should have said, "This man is involved in a drug smuggling ring" or something of that effect. But, I wasn't quick enough on my feet. It's not every day you spend talking to a border official. Anyway, it seems he was detained overnight as well. Not an arrest, but pretty close.

As for Willy... I spoke with him to tell him about Anita's arrival. He was in Lome. He was heading over to the hotel right then. It's a shame Anita must have been kidnapped or something.

Oh well, I got two safaris out of it. And, it gives the church reason to go through Anita's email box and find some risque pictures of Famous... It would be such a shame if his dad received them, wouldn't it.

Oh, and we have a BIG surprise for everyone following this bait. I'll post it here in just a few minutes. Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:56 am

BIG surprise? I like the sound of that! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:57 am

Here is the surprise: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1220414#1220414

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:59 am

This will rock Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:37 pm

Big update on Adamu

You remember Adamu, right? The original idiot that spent 100+ days spooning with his brother out in the middle of nowhere, in hash conditions... Well, as you would imagine, we continue to screw with him.

You may recall, that during the best parts of the Chad safari, we had convinced Adamu that he was communicating with his friends via email, when he was unknowingly, communicating with us. Guess what? Adamu is so stupid that he NEVER figured that part out. Natutally, we have taken full advantage of his stupidity.

Recently, Adamu sent a job application to the Nigeria Customs Service (nice huh? a scammer working for the customs service?). Anyhow, we managed to find this out and responded on behalf of the Nigeria Customs Service.

Quote:

Dear Mr. [real name blocked],

Thank you for your interest in the Nigeria Customs Service. After reviewing your application (reference #828519454), we would like to arrange for am immediate interview here at our office in Abuja. We would like to see you at 8:00 AM on Thursday, September 11 at the following address.

Nigeria Customs Service
Headquarters, Wuse Zone 3,
FCT - Abuja

You will be interviewing with Mr. Koffi Kuku, the Director of Human Resources.

You will need to bring two copies of your resume and copies of your school transcripts.

It is the policy of the Nigeria Customs Service to screen all applicants for drug dependency, therefore you are also required to bring a urine sample with you in a pre-sterilized jar or bottle.

Since interest in open positions are widespread, you will need to be on time and bring all of the required materials. Upon your arrival, please leave the urine sample with the receptionist and ask for Mr. Kuku.

We look forward to seeing you on Thursday, September 11, 2008

Career Section NCS

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:41 pm

Ask him to bring a least a litre Laughing

If he goes by commercial bus, Jojo knows what your lad should do....

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:44 pm

You should have asked him to bring a stool sample as well...

Is "ask[ing] for Mr Kuku" something that might get Adamu beaten up or kicked out?

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:55 pm

That's simply incredible how stoopid he can be Shocked

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:05 pm

Quote:

Is "ask[ing] for Mr Kuku" something that might get Adamu beaten up or kicked out?

I believe this was taken from YW's "The road to Darfur" bait. Remember the oga that went looking for the boys?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

Sad Famous wrote:

Famous:
i still luv you but try and be proffesional

I love this line... professional what?? Teenage nympho-tramp?

Maybe if the main baiters are a little burned out, someone with some photoshop/newsarticle skills could follow up with that other suggestion about showing some random lads getting a huge payoff at the hospital in Bere.

A photochop with JCVD, Jimmy Swaggart, a camel, a briefcase, and some lads in traditional TWAT robes... it would be an inspiration to all current and former members in Africa. I'd try it myself but alas I don't really have the skills required to make anything that looks half passable.

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:48 pm

Congrats on that radioshow! and I say again, great work! unbelieveable that this is still going on...
Famous might have gotten himself into deep $hit, he's fortunate he has a father who will fully understand how it feels to travel, get in lots of trouble, loose all your money and end-up empty-handed... Smile

Although I don't know if he ever feels like facing his father again after those pictures show up... Cool

And great to have Adamu back as well... would it be nice to offer some references to the real Nigeria Customs Service? Maybe they like to know about Adamu's profesional past... illegal crossing of borders and offering bribe-money to border-guards doesn't really look good on your CV I guess?...
How far does he live from the Abuja office anyway... is that another safari?
Maybe he should better apply for a job directly at a border-station? I mean, there must be Custom offices in very remote area's... For a well experienced traveller as Adamu that should be no problem at all...

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:05 pm

Some emails from Willy and Famous, concerning Anita and her potential kidnapping.

From Willy:

Quote:

Hi Joe,
Thanks for your message but ever since you called me on your arrival,i was at the hotel the whole night without seeing her.Till date that i'm reading this mail,i have not heard of her nor getting any mail from her either.I am also worried here.I will go back there tomorrow and see if she had come back there.

From Famous:

Quote:

I was in the hotel in togo i nerver see anita i waited for over a day, i am worried too she never emailed me or call me i write so many time but i never hard anything from her, please she has to call me, and i realy want to see her.

Famous

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:27 pm

Great work clapping

It´s also a nice change for Willy : This time he waited at a hotel, being able to pay the bill. No humiliation of not being served breakfast and of leaving in a clandestine way with his trunk left at the hotel room.
I think Anita is a nice person!

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:07 pm

I just chatted with Willy. Boy, he has no problem lying to protect his arse.

Quote:

me: hello
This is Joe

William: hi Joe
how are u doing/

me: I am worried

William: same here man
u sure she was in Lome?

me: You have not heard from Anita?
Yes
We landed in Lome

William: no
she did not call me not even a mail from her
where must she be then?

me: She had no phone

William: at least she can call me from the hotel
can she?
can't she?

me: I dont know
I figured she would
The person that escorted her to the hotel in a taxi dropped her off

William: even she can call me from a fonboth

me: She said that she tried to see Anita in to the hotel
Anita insisted she would be okay

William: who?

me: Michelle was her name
She is a member here

William: oh i see

me: one moment

William: she should have call me cos i was in Lome when u called me
ok

me: I am back
Yes
When I called you, she had just gotten off of the plane

William: i was right there at the hotel waiting for her
i am worried about her

me: When I called you were at the hotel?

William: yes

me: I dont know what happened
We are worried sick
She had a lot of money

William: i see

me: She had about $1500

William: then maybe she might have return back
i hope she will be fine
i am back home now

me: where is home for you?

William: Accra
me: ok
is Togo dangerous

William: i was trying to call the hotel too,their number is not correct
not really

me: I dont know anything about the hotel

William: i see
well,i have to go now

me: ok

William: i will keep on trying if i can get the orrect number of the hotel

me: We have emailed the hotel and they say she is not ther
she mentioned someone in Ghana
I wonder if it was you she was talking about

William: u mean Anita/

me: yes
She mentioned something about someone in Ghana

William: it must be me
cos i am in Ghana and was to meet her in Lome

me: What is your relationship with her?

William: friendship
lol
very close

me: How do you know her?

William: i was to meet Rev Dover online one day and she was the one who taked to me on behalf on him
of him

me: okay
How old did she tell you she was?

William: if i will recollect,she said she was 19 i think
is that right?

me: 19?
No
15

William: what?
u sure?

me: yes

William: oh no Rolling Eyes

me: I know her family well
I scanned her passport before we left

William: where exactly she must be now?

me: What did she tell you that you two were going to do when you arrived?
were you planning on having sex with her?
Or just a friendly thing

William: just a friendly thing

me: okay
I mean, none of that is important at this point

William: i have never talked about sex with her before

me: okay
sorry
I did not mean to sound accusing
It is just that we need to find her

William: ok

me: And I feel that you are our best hope

William: so what do u want me to do now?

me: the place she mentioned in Ghana was not Accra

William: where did she mentioned?

me: Two places
Kumasi
and Skendoi
or something like that
she said it was a coastal town

William: what?

me: Sekoind
Sekondi I think
Is that a coastal city?

William: i have never talk to her about those places before

me: That is jsut whater friends ar saying

William: yes

me: She never told us any of this
She was very secretive

William: i think there is someone there she might have been talking to beside me who leave there

me: really?
Who?

William: how did u get my email address?
i don't know

me: She left the email address with a friend
I think Anita had a crush on you
Did you know that?

William: no
who is that friend

me: ???
Oh
the friend that told us this stuff
?
Her name is Sarah

William: i see
i don't know her

me: Okay

William: is she with the team?

me: No
She is back home
Did you know Anita liked you?

William: where?
i don't know

me: Her friends say she had a crush on you

William: how did u know?
i see

me: Her friends are telling us all of this

William: i see

me: I believe she planned on giving you her virginity

William: i see

me: Which is why I am worried
She might be out with some random guy

William: well,it up to her to decide

me: I dont think she wants to be there with someone other than you
I mean, you thought she was 19, right?
She never told you she was younger than that?

William: my time is up
have to go now
thank u Joe for talking to me

me: Okay
will you be on again
any time soon?

William: no till tomorrow

me: okay
Hopefully we will know more then

William: ok
if u come into contact with her,tell her i miss her

me: okay
I will

William: good
bye for now

me: bye

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:24 pm

Quote:

How old did she tell you she was?

William: if i will recollect,she said she was 19 i think
is that right?

me: 19?
No
15

William: what?
u sure?

me: yes

William: oh no

Willy is a real shit! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:38 pm

Quote:

me: Which is why I am worried
She might be out with some random guy

William: well,it up to her to decide

SlapHappy wrote:

Willy is a real shit! Evil or Very Mad

Yes he is! Mad

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:59 pm

Famous is getting REALLY worried about this whole ordeal. Basically, I sent a note to Famous (and Willy) saying that Anita was kidnapped and she is in danger.

Quote:

where are u? Tell them you will love to see labadi beach on thursday evening try and write me when you are going there, tell me the coloure of shirt you will put on.

and you will see me riding on Black Betles burgs or ash cloure
tell someone else to call me.
how do u go to mail?
please i want to see you? i have call the airport authority and US EMBBASEY IN TOGO they say you where not there?
why did,t u call mev when u left lome airport
i luv u

Quote:

try to picture were u are now? and email me try and trick them, your parent are worried and they keep writing me.
please
i luv u

Quote:

swt how come u did not call me?
the cafe name and address
try and see the taxes you using
take there numbers
if u are in a hotel tell the hotel manager
Anit i want you to do this
each time you are in a car tell them you want unirate when u get down shout on them, then people will ask wat is happening tell them and call me
please try use ur number 6 so i can get you
or try and take there phon number

Good plan huh?

Quote:

How do i help you when you are not giving me any information.try and write me with wat you think you know around you.i am waiting, to get thease info from u then i promise to get you back.
Famous

Obviously, Anita is in Kumasi now. Famous needs to go and get her.

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