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Dj Tricky
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 242
Location: Causing a trail of destruction wherever I roam
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I am the creator of the Church of Verto and the Church of Almigo. Both churches of holy office nicknames  |
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Bennet, #1 fan of the Dj Tricky fan club: Dj Tricky are friends we play hocky on the day we do nothing or some times we go rocky in club, huging all the bitches and making them fucking. ( oh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) That's true Dj Tricky is the man of the music .(oh right) (2X)
CAR POON TANG FACTOR: 1.8
It is risk free since the Governor himself will not mess himself,OK.
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Funny419er
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:55 am |
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Sacrif.icial Chu.rch Of The Flac.cid
Head Father, I.M. Flac.cid
Under His High.Hard Lord, Cou.nt Monster.Rod Von Huge.Nstein
Oh.....I'm Brother Er.ic S.hun, Hard Member of the church! |
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nevertrustahippy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 53
Location: New Zealand
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:21 am |
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I've only got two converts to my church, the 'Young_Madonna CatholicOAgency'. No prizes for identifing those who have been saved.  |
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YOU ARE A BIG FOOL AND SERIOUS BUSHMAN . AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW AS FROM TODAY YOUR OSHEMONEKEY WILL BURN TODAY . OTUTUNZU WILL KILL YOU POOR MAN LIKE YOU . |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:31 am |
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Mine is the C_hurch of R_odger-in-Badgers
where we always need funds to repair the Bishop R_oger M_eblinds worn out organ
mixed success so far.. but no new members  |
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 Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Eniac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 1701
Location: Dragasani - Lagos - Moscow
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:37 am |
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I created the St. Nimmerleins Church with Reverend Gustav Schlawiner, whose email domain is fahr-zur-hoelle.org
The reverend is a catholic baptist and of course a strong believer.
Translation:
St. Nimmerlein is a saint who will never appear, Schlawiner means dodger and the email adress says: go-to-hell.
Eniac |
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may god punish your mother forever and also punish your family to useless them all.
dont you know that you are a very big idiot to deal with, kindly fuck your mother asssssss to kill her. - ALHADJI FARUK
suxk my dick asshole go an die in helllllllllllllll - A. Povake
May your days never be long. you are a fraudster and please stop writing me because i will be force to send the italian mafia to kill you. bye forever you witch. - Barrister Mrs. Tori Freddy
Also don;t scarry when somebody from my romanian frieds will apper at your real home address. - Martina Tiffany alias Catalin Budoi
Mr please dont make o joke with us because we dont are stupid - Brejner Barbosa |
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thecorpse_
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jul 2004
Posts: 32
Location: 6 feet under
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:43 am |
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steve_d
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 21 Jul 2004
Posts: 92
Location: hungry, hungry mugus!
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:12 pm |
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my new curch is called "The Church of The Sin.ging Je.sus" |
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"IAM AFRAID THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME." "Hello agent of the devil"
"I have discovered that you want to frustrate my life,in fact is it a crime or mistake for me to have known you?"
"IF YOU TRY TO DO ANYTHING WITH MY PHOTO I SWEAR YOU NOT LIVE TO TELL THE STORY IDIOT." |
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Rev. Dick Glover
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Apr 2004
Posts: 33
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:18 pm |
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The Church of the Muddy Bone
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Glen, the friend of Glen and feels nagging remorse with pork chop living with ballerina. |
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Joe Schmo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 74
Location: East Brunswick, NJ, USA
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:27 pm |
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Mine is the Holy Church of Christian and Muslim Brotherhood, with Father Mulcahy(M*A*S*H) as a devout priest going through a two-year solitary confinement ritual called See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil Rite.
I needed something that would unite Christian/Muslim beliefs to make my character more credible.
So far, so good! |
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ON THE SIDE OF THE HANDLING CHARGES I KNOW THAT IT CAN BE MORE THAN 7,500 EURO OR LESER THEN THAT.--B. Hassan
THIS PROJECT IS 100% LEGITIMATE AND RISK FREE!--K. Williams |
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Graefaxe
Guest
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:05 pm |
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I've modified to...
Father Richard "Hawkeye" Pierce
Rectoral Pastor of the Church of the Holy Fig Leaf
We are naturists and I usually try to mention the new volleyball court that we will be constructing.
WooHoo! I've won the South African Lottery twice in the last week! I am really lucky! Now, why did that one email come from the UK and the other from Israel? |
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Captain Igloo
Gone fishin'
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:10 pm |
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I'm with the church of illuminati and always warn my clients that the vaticans secret service may be reading our emails... |
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James�
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jul 2004
Posts: 76
Location: Belgium
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:13 pm |
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I'm a free spirit
Today however, a mugu send me a mail.
And this was in the to: field
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If you want to talk to me by phone, you can contact my doctor on his Email. |
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scarface
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 May 2004
Posts: 46
Location: Australia
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Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:05 am |
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"church of the little man in the canoe"
run by Pastor Flagon and Pastor Reefa |
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You must be a canalbeast,your asshole sound so interesting,my friend you and your offer is not interesting me so you should mind your fucking donkey ass you are one of the earters your are not ashame of your self,weather you proceed or you die it can not skin off my fucking nose---- Juliet Richmond |
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shuntbuzz
Illeterate pinhead
Joined: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 628
Location: Ministry of Illeteracy, Compruhension Dept
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Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:13 am |
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| Sacrif.icial Chu.rch Of The Flac.cid |
Can I sign up Brother Ro.n J.eremy, Acolyte J.ohn H.olmes and Sister T.raci L.ords?
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"U demon"
"You are one of the antichrist"
"You are not a human being"
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shuntbuzz
Illeterate pinhead
Joined: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 628
Location: Ministry of Illeteracy, Compruhension Dept
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Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:13 am |
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Can I sign up Brother Ro.n J.eremy, Acolyte J.ohn H.olmes and Sister T.raci L.ords?
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"U demon"
"You are one of the antichrist"
"You are not a human being"
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chickstix
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Nov 2004
Posts: 193
Location: The real world...
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:55 pm |
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breaker419
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 123
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:04 pm |
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Mine's called the Church Of The Thumbs Up And Banana Hat. It was named after a missionary named Ken Dodd who wore a banana hat and did a thumbs up to calm some angry natives.
The funding arm of the church is called the Charitable Thumbs Up Banana Foundation, and has its offices at the Royal Albert Hall.
I have so far had absolutely no luck with it. |
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 YOU MUST BE ARROGANT, RUDE, OFF YOUR HEAD, HOW COULD YOU CALL ME A HALFWIT.
YOU SCARE ME WITH YOUR MAIL
OF COURSE I WANT TO BE A FULL TIME WANKER
<a href="http://wrecordsengland0.tripod.com/" target="_blank">Click here to visit the website of WANK Records, London.</a>
<a href="http://members.lycos.co.uk/scambait/" target="_blank">Click here to visit Breaker 419's Scambaiting Emporium.</a> |
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mort
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Oct 2004
Posts: 623
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:09 pm |
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"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour" (Exodus 20:16)
"go to hill and eat shit madam, ogun and olokun isango go key your father" (Roland van Edward)
"bush man you live in small village benin city" (Roland van Edward)
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Fungus
Elite Baiter
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 1071
Location: Scotland
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:09 pm |
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Mine is the Church of the Orange Sash. Not because I am some raving extremist but because baiting as means you can slap them silly and they don't even know why  |
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my tutu is magnificient!...Mr.Fred
I will send oracle to you and your family to torment you people,i will send Ogun, Oya, Sango,Obatala,Obatarisa ,sanpono, ofo emi ile, gbigbona, olode, esu, and Iku ojiji to you and your family...Samuel Kayode
Ogun, Oya, Sango,Obatala,Obatarisa ,sanpono, ofo emi ile, gbigbona, olode, esu, and Iku ojiji will bombarb you and your family this year (Amen)
You and your great great generations will die in the darkness.
Thunder will fire you and folks to death
Bastard. Idiot......Both from Bradston Higgston |
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Oblivious
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Mar 2004
Posts: 56
Location: The *other* UK
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:25 pm |
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The Church of the Rock, led by Father Kurt Cobane. I haven't used it in a few months though. |
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"I am happy to tell you that the local police authorities are fully aware of this and they have promised not to leave any staone unthrown to bring this scammer to justice." -Barrister Kola Jones |
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Wolf
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Oct 2004
Posts: 37
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:26 pm |
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Evening Rebels,
Church 0f 0z
Father Lee Advi.ce
Being Australian and all, I let them know that the church is in the "city of Churches", Adelaide.
We do calenders for charity. These calenders are along the lines of the Pirrelli calenders and such like... We ask for photographic donations before dispesing funds.Childish humour is far more fun when you are older.
Cheers
Wolf |
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Miss B
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 27
Location: Running in circles
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:33 pm |
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leopoetsch, my dog is named Maggie...is that sacreligious or something? |
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Progressivebreaks
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Nov 2004
Posts: 11
Location: UK
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:01 pm |
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Mine is currently the Luton Nudist Chapel.
PB |
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My Father took me so special because my
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DSOK
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Nov 2004
Posts: 236
Location: between Canada and Mexico
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:12 pm |
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I haven't started baiting with it yet (haven't found the right mugu), by my sect is the (a.k.a. ). We worship jellyfish and practice alternation of generations. The lads will have to as well, if they want our money. |
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Master Shake
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Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:19 pm |
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