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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:57 am

Viz Top Tips

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SAVE electricity by shortening the cables to all your household electric appliances.

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 5

Too funny, I think Velcro might be better then tape. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Post-Olympics, Michael Phelps returns home.

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:44 am

Which way is she turning?

Click for full explanation!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

I used to be able to get her to change direction at will, but now she only spins clockwise.

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:41 am

Same, supposedly if you concentrate on the shadow and blink at a certain time it will change direction.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Interesting.

I can see her spin either way.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

That is pretty cool.

I saw her move both ways at first, then she was stuck on turning clockwise.
I noticed that if I looked away slightly and read text, she had switched to counter clockwise in my peripheral vision. Now I can switch her at will.

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:39 am

Hey, I can even swing her leg left and right (focus on her lower foot - can't say left or right - she keeps changing it all the time).

And can someone turn on the lights? She looks nice!

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:30 pm

when does she put on high heels and spin around the missing pole.

Cool

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:54 pm

http://www.maniacworld.com/dont-show-off-before-a-fight.html

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:02 pm

Rover:

For some reason that is just what I needed today. Thanks.

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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:56 pm

You don't want to interrupt Kangaroo love

From CNN News:

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Jogger hospitalized after kangaroo attacks in Melbourne

Man, aged in his 50s, was attacked as he ran between a male and female kangaroo

MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) --

An ambulance official says a jogger has been taken to hospital after he was attacked by a kangaroo on the outskirts of Australia's second largest city.

A jogger who hopped between a male and female kangaroo in Melbourne suffered a head injury and scratches.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:58 pm

FreeRider 2 ! Yahoooo!!!

Click 'Open Map' and paste below code [EDIT], then change vehicle to Truck or Mountain Bike - click on 2nd upper-right icon[/EDIT] to see my ride:

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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:06 am

I've just found the spinning lady above.

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Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise

Nope, I just cant, she only goes clockwise, however much I squint or blink. Is she broken or am I?

Anyway, SNAKES ON A PLANE

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:52 am

Roycropper wrote:

Nope, I just cant, she only goes clockwise, however much I squint or blink. Is she broken or am I?

Hide the top and the shadow on the screen. Just watch her legs. With a little fantasieeee you'll see her leg swinging from left to right. Take away your hands and things will happen.

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:40 pm

I can make her do a few things with a little fantasieeee, but spin clockwise isn't one of them...

EDIT: perhaps it's a frame rate thing?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Sep 2008 Posts: 0

Ok, my 'Joke of the Day' is in my hello....

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147625

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:16 pm

About the spinning girl.
Today around noon she was turning counter-clock-wise.
Now tonight she's turning clock-wise.
Who changed the animated gif ??

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:56 am

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead...!!!

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:06 pm

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (only for those who do have kids)

14. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity : Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called ... THERAPY

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