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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:47 pm |
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My local pub was having a woman psychic a la Doris Stokes (Google) evening tonight and I knew she was going to wear a red top.  How did I know that? A friend of mine (female) coincidentally was in the same changing room in Marks & Spencer last week when she was trying it on and asking anybody what they thought. She recognized here voice and was peeking out of the curtains trying not too laugh to loud.
Anyway, I told the landlady of the pub at the weekend that the person in question would be wearing a red top for the gig tonight. Guess what colour top she was wearing? |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:09 pm |
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Blue?
What do I win.  |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:10 pm |
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Blue? Wait, she wasn't wearing one. Just had a google and i kind of hope this isn't the case. |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:12 pm |
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a misty foggy sort of one,then when that clears
all will be revealed
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:28 pm |
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Black - it's a nicely mysterious color |
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those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:34 pm |
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I bet it was Red. Tommo is psychotic, dontcha know. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:52 pm |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:02 pm |
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Black is the new red. And I'm off to bed. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:11 pm |
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Blue? |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:56 pm |
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Fuchsia?
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
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LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:15 pm |
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Scam Patroller
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Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:59 pm |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:08 am |
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*bowing*
Thank you!
I know people who do readings and such-like. Black is their color of choice. |
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i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:30 am |
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My mind's eye says that SP was correct. It was not fuchsia but some floral pink lilac color pattern.
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:31 am |
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Surprisingly, it was red.
I nearly p*ssed myself when she walked in wearing it. She was particularly impressed with my psychotic powers when I told her that she had bought it from Marks & Spencer. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:46 am |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:42 am |
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Red:
So how was it to be worn by a woman? |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:48 am |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:36 pm |
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Tommo, your amazing psychotic powers shall be feared!
Back in my college days I took one of those dumb tests where you try to use your psychic powers to identify hidden shapes. Out of thirty shapes I got exactly zero correct. The testers were rather stunned. I guess I am the anti-psychic. |
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x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:48 pm |
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^ or you're subconscious is psychic and it didn't them to know. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:09 pm |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:17 pm |
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Red:
I was hopeful I would get a "Being worn by a woman is like making love to a beautiful woman...."
But I leave sad and disappointed.... wait that is like when I make love to a woman  |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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