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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:57 am |
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I don't think we have a thread summarizing all the great achievements of the TWAT church yet?
If we do, please move this and accept my sincere, handwritten apologies.
Otherwise, I'm starting with a lad mail I received today, that made me very happy:
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| SIR,ON WHAT YOU ARE REQUESTING FOR,PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT I WILL SEND IT TO YOU JUST BECAUSE I AM A TWAT LIKE YOU TOO. |
More to come, I'm sure! What about all the other TWAT reverends here? |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) 
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:02 pm |
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My best twat is the Morris Dancing one in the Summer Challenge (see thread above ^^^). However, I thought his idea of what twat looked like in his application was pretty funny...and kind of bizarre.
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 Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
 - St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
  Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:35 pm |
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My first trophy (ever!) is in!
And I do suspect that it may eventually qualify for the Hall of Shame, what do you think?
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:57 pm |
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^^It does, Wurzgnubbel 
2 1/2 months, several 1000 ASEMs and several 100 emails of tedious negotiations with all the "ok how can I join you?" promising applicants finally led to some cool avatar building
That was about the happiest evening I ever had thanks to Eater and the actual church founders BigWorm, YeaWhatever and Jojobean.
Of course, it was not a pyramid, it was a sandbag triangle. He assures the fathers, however, that it IS a pyramid, in this letter
Too bad, has dried out since then, we were having so much fun |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:27 am |
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Whow, it seems you have a fake pyramid scheme going on! Slapping time I suppose!
Seems like YW's and Jojobean's church really is making the rounds in Africa. We should be seeing some POFs on Googlemaps pretty soon!
OT: how do I submit a HOS entry? |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:31 am |
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Hi, Wurz - I believe you must send it to Rover, i.e. the imageshack/whatever - link via PM; or use the admin-email addy. |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:19 am |
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BWAHAHA!
The dude with the great picture above (the pixeled one with the guy pointing with some sort of a stick) gave me a good explanation:
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| K****,DID YOU RELIAZE THAT SATURDAY LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I THANK GOD THAT YOU DEMAND FOR MY PICTURE SO IT IS AN OPORUNITY FOR ME TO WRITE ON MY BIRTHDAY CAKE THAT I AM A TWAT SIGNED ON IT,SO WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT? |
So, should I believe him? |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:41 pm |
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This photo still makes me laugh. The look on his face does it for me. It's almost as if he is just realizing at the very moment that the photo was being taken, that he was being played.
The photo was taken out in front of this monster sandbag pyramid.
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:04 am |
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Aaaaargh! A green mugu! And a DOG instead of Rudolph, I just ruined my keyboard!
How in the world do you get them to do such things? |
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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:08 pm |
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^^^Think Suess and Grinch. Actually not bad for a mugu. |
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