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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:24 pm |
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Standard recovery scam, but with a twist.
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Attention Sxxx Wxxx,
We received your email and we request you send us your full information for reconfirmation with what we have in our table here. e.g
1, full name .
2, full address home/ office,
3, your identity card.
Be inform that after we received your information it shall be summited for approval and for you to become a member of United Nation and for easy processing of your funds and easy collection of it from your end.
This idea of making you a member of UN is to ensure we don't pay to wrong person and also able us know that your funds is free from Anti-Terrorist and other illegal activities.
After verifying your details we will send you a membership form which you will fill and return to us.
We find out that you have spent a lot money in the past trying to get your funds.
We hereby advise you to stop communicating with any body in Africa or any where in the World regarding release of your funds to enable us achieve our aim and rebuild the image of Africa .
Let us know immediately if you are willing to become a member of UN for further directives. |
I wonder if this means that I get to declare war on somebody. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:39 pm |
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I saw that one and you didn't read the small print did you ?
You'll be invading countries and collecting taxes.
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Chairman UN Monitoring Tax Force Accra Ghana |
I think the Lad is confused over Task and Tax. It could be pretty amusing. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:40 pm |
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I don't know about declaring war, but your funds have to be free of anti-terrorist activities. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Sgt.Sanchez
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 49
Location: USA
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Posted:
Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:45 pm |
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Be sure to ask for a certificate of membership,and access to the IMF. |
_________________ YOU ARE VERY HOPLES IDIOT GO AND DIE
FURK YOU ASS IDOIT DONT SEND ME MAIL AGIAN
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:50 pm |
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Dammit. You're right Gomer, I didn't read the fine print.
Oh well. Collecting taxes is part of the job. After all, I'm going to have a war to fund!
Who to invade first? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:58 pm |
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Why not invade Knickeragua ? - (doesn't that mean wet knickers ?) |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Posted:
Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:21 pm |
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I would invade Granada again if you are from the US. The weather is nice, not much of an army to speak of etc.
Or you could invade Kookamongstusastan. |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Posted:
Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:46 pm |
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And when you are a member , can you see to it that i will get my compensation fund ? I am trying to get it for more than a month now and that damd bank employee from Zenith Bank isn't helping either . After i get my funds you may invade Nigeria . Lots of taxes to collect there |
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I'm always right! - Branwen
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Posted:
Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:50 pm |
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Wow! Sounds like you hooked yourself a winner there. Someone this stupid is probably going to be gullible enough to do just about anything you tell him. |
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flip flap and flop
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Aug 2008
Posts: 3
Location: at the end of the rainbo'
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Posted:
Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:14 pm |
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dear prime-minister jayhawk,
now that you are a member, we know that you need a finance-minster. or two, bettter three.
we are ready to step in charge.
we know how to spend money for nothin' + chicks for free. yeah ! |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:21 pm |
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I just realized something. If I'm a member of the United Nations, that means that I've got full diplomatic immunity.
I repeat - FULL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
Hell, I could kill someone and they couldn't do anything about it.
This is pretty sweet. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Posted:
Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:26 pm |
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how about invading america, im sure the rest of the UN will like that idea and in nigeria there are loads of lads trying to give you millions to help fund the war |
_________________ Streaded here reading about TWATs adventures on holiday |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Posted:
Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:10 am |
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Millenium Development Goals now rest on your shoulders. |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
>>>Need some chickens?<<< |
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