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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Location: Bald Knob, NF
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FWD TO MODS: If this one belongs in surplus, by all means please move it there.
This isn't the first time I've seen this approach, but it's funny every time. Who says the lads don't have a sense of humour?
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Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:51:37 +0200
From: "MR. MUSAH SHEHU" <[email protected]>
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Subject: ATTENTION OF BENEFICIARY
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_______________________________________________________________
Foreign Remittance Division
Baque Togolaise Pour Le Commerce
Et L'Industrie, 20,Rue du commerce (BTCI)
BP 359 Lome-Togo.
FAX:(+228) 222 65 477
Email: [email protected]
ATTENTION; BENEFICIARY,
MY NAME IS MR. MUSAH SHEHU, DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF THIS
BANK.
RECENTLY, ONE MRS CYNTHIA EDWARD CAME TO MY OFFICE TO LET US KNOW THAT YOU ARE
DEAD, AND BEFORE YOU DIED,YOU INSTRUCTED/ASSIGNED HER TO CLAIM YOUR FUNDS IN
THE TUNE OF US$6.2MILLION THAT WAS LONG ABANDONED IN YOUR NAME.
SO HERE COMES THE BIG QUESTION:
(1) DID YOU ASSIGN/INSTRUCTS (MRS CYNTHIA EDWARD) TO CLAIM YOUR FUNDS?
(2)ARE YOU TRUELY DEAD OR ALIVE?
IF NO, YOU ARE HEREBY ADVICE AS A MATTER OF URGENCY TO RECONFIRM THE DETAILS
OF THIS MESSAGE/MAIL WITHING 42HOURS, HENCE YOUR FUNDS IN THE TUNE OF
US$6.2MILLION WILL BE WIRED/TRANSFERED INTO HER ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER
DELAY.
LASTLY, YOU ARE ADVICE TO RECONFIRM THE DETAILS OF THIS MESSAGE AND GET BACK
IMMEDIATELY WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW:
FULL NAME.....................
TELEPHONE NUMBER....................
FAX................MOBILE NUMBER.................
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.....................................
AGE............MARITAL STATUS.........................
OCCUPATION....................BUSINESS TYPE................
BANK DETAILS
BANK NAME.....................ADDRESS.............
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER.................
ROUTING NUMBER.................
ACCOUNT TYPE...................
NOTE THAT ALL THIS INFORMATIONS MUST BE PROVIDED FOR RECONFIRMATION TO ENABLE
US WIRE YOUR FUNDS INTO YOU PERSONAL ACCOUNT. ELSE,YOUR FUNDS WILL BE WIRED
INTO HER ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.
WE WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY TODAY
WITH BEST REGARDS,
MR. MUSAH SHEHU
DIRECT CONTACT +228-926-06-40
DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:53 am |
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Zombie modality anyone?
I'm betting on miseducation here. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:57 am |
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My character should be dead, but he isn't. He's a fixed point in space and time. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:28 am |
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One Lad did a variation on this. He sent a probate certificate relating to the estate of Andreas Schranner. However, he messed it up - I'll let Eliza explain in her own way:
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CRAP?
I'm going to be calm now, but by Skadhi's bow, it's not going to be easy!
I told you I was Ms Elizabeth Dane – not Mrs. And why the fuck did you put my bank's address as my home address?
Oh yeah, and while we're here – two other things – back in 25 July 2000, I was still at school – and according to the last line, 25 July 2000 is when I died! Do you think I'm a fucking zombie? |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:01 am |
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I sent him a note saying "I got better".... |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:43 am |
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I replied saying the he is correct I am dead. I am spending a year dead for tax reasons.
Hotblack Desiato |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
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chevyk10darlin
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Location: Texas baby!
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:51 am |
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Well, I tried the zombie modality on an e-mail i had recieved that was similar to this one, didn't work too well...but I figure I'll give this one a shot! Thanks for sharin Obi! |
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seton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Mar 2008
Posts: 57
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:59 am |
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(2)ARE YOU TRUELY DEAD OR ALIVE?
IF NO
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So, are we supposed to reply if we're no truely dead, or no truely alive? |
_________________ "i have sent to you the Death and the deposit of the late deseases.please do not use them against me." - Barista Williams. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:40 am |
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I let him know that I haven't been dead in years, and that the woman who showed up is my psychotic ex-wife. Needless to say, reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. |
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