Author |
Message |
Scam Sandwich
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 98
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:33 am |
|
Hello baiters,
I need help from you. yes, I am an addict.
it has taken me several weeks to come to terms with my addiction and i find myself yearning for more even now. I have tried to cut down but sometimes the mokey takes over, i start to get itchy and my fingers tremble.
for several months now i have been coming here, looking for a fix chasing the digital dragon and the more often i indulge the more i need the next time.
i sit at my desk helplessly pressing the refresh button in hope there is sometihng new to ingest that will feed my addiction.
and so i turn to you, i need help to overcome my addiction, so what i need is a laptop with wireless capabilites and HSDPA for the 'on the go' fix. a sony should do the trick they are about £1500 for a good one.
i can supply western union details, i use those because i travel alot. i know £1500 is a lot of money but i have a trunk under my staires that you can have, its full of stuff i will need £500 for postage tho.
please help me, my parents died in a horrible traffic accident this morning and i'm upset.
i'm single too and i have a lottery ticket you can have, it won last weekend.
please help please *cry* cry*
Scam Sandwich. |
_________________ "i want to put an helmet! to inform you that i will not tore late your request" - Bar Ben Ndiaye(esq)
"i am confused and tired of my emotion" - Stella Diko
"This looks cunning." - michael Nwobu
x2 x3 x7 |
|
|
|
Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:42 am |
|
Mr Sandwich,
I promise to send the required fees but we will require a photograph of yourself balancing an Atlantic salmon above your head whilst holding a Stradivarius in your left hand and a lump of slightly stale Portuguese blue cheese in your right hand. You must understand that this will be required to demonstrate your true commitment to our cause. |
_________________ x 1245 |
|
|
|
Scam Sandwich
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 98
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:47 am |
|
i can but i live in central australia so i will need expenses to get a helicopter to catch the fish, i can send you my western union details and if you can transfer £5000 i will take the photograph for you. |
_________________ "i want to put an helmet! to inform you that i will not tore late your request" - Bar Ben Ndiaye(esq)
"i am confused and tired of my emotion" - Stella Diko
"This looks cunning." - michael Nwobu
x2 x3 x7 |
|
|
|
Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:06 am |
|
I can assure you that the addiction only gets greater over time.
Of course, there is a cure, if you can safari a lad to the North Pole I'm pretty sure you'll have satisfied your craving .
Great to have you onboard!
|
_________________ x36 x6 x2 x10 x5 x4 x6 x8 x2 x2 x11 x3 x3 x13 x3 x2 x3 x3 x2 x4 x2 x2 x2 x4 x3 x3 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2
1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
x10 |
|
|
|
Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:33 am |
|
Scam Sandwich. Trust me. I am a Nurse.
Please come with me. We have a nice relaxing room off the east wing of the Mod lounge for members like you. I will personally see to your issue and find the appropriate method of control.
I will need you to wear these 'wrist trinkets', and for you to close your eyes while I give you a relaxant.
Come on. This way sir.
We have a impact drill and a direct brain/internet link connection we'll fit to your skull. I don't believe you need to come to terms with your addiction. You need to embrace it.
Clear the halls. Lad-addict coming through.... |
_________________ [Support 419Eater] l [Get Premium!] l [Helpful stuff] l [ScamWarners]
vv Nasty Predicaments vv
Porno-Lad
Musa Crocodile
Comic Lads
|
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:15 pm |
|
|
|
|
doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:26 pm |
|
I'm sorry Scam,there is no cure.Only recently the addiction cost me a new laptop and highspeed internet connection at home,because my cravings could not be satisfied during or after work.And that was after only 5 months of addiction.One can only speculate what years of this will do to you. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
x35 x2 |
|
|
|
Scam Sandwich
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 98
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:32 pm |
|
is there meetings anywhere we can go talk talk about my addiction i want to hug fat swety men and cry about it all.
nurse nastey can i have an extra booster of relaxant. i'm moveing house and well i will be internet less for a few days i don't know if i can go it for that long. |
_________________ "i want to put an helmet! to inform you that i will not tore late your request" - Bar Ben Ndiaye(esq)
"i am confused and tired of my emotion" - Stella Diko
"This looks cunning." - michael Nwobu
x2 x3 x7 |
|
|
|
Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:37 pm |
|
Pumpkin. If you last more than 10 minutes away I will be surprised.
The best thing to do would be to call all your friends and tell them you broke your leg and you need them to help you move.
For authenticity, I'll break your leg and put it in a cast. I'll sign a note and make sure you get to stay online all day.
Now lie back and breathe. This is going to really hurt. |
_________________ [Support 419Eater] l [Get Premium!] l [Helpful stuff] l [ScamWarners]
vv Nasty Predicaments vv
Porno-Lad
Musa Crocodile
Comic Lads
|
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:37 pm |
|
|
|
|
Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:46 pm |
|
@Scam Sandwich
I have one word for you.
Library
They have internet access, and an hour or so now and then should keep your craving in check. You can just tell whoever's helping you move that you need to look something up.
Of course, they'll twig if they have to come in after you when you've been in there too long. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
x 8
Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
|
|
|
GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:57 pm |
|
Scam Sandwich - have you never heard of internet cafes ?
You can still bait online - and even do some face to face baiting.
Just stand up and ask if anyone has seen your mislaid trunk box - or whether they know the whereabouts of your deceased relatives missing fortune - or why you never win any of the online Lotteries you never enter.
Try that - and your addiction will be cured - for ever.
I'm on the bright red fluorescent tablets that you can see in the dark, and the other night I dreamed I was a werewolf, but when I woke up I knew it was make believe, as the hair on my palms hadn't grown any longer. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
|
|
|
SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:10 pm |
|
@Scam Sandwich - You are one sick dude. If you can't even spend one solitary minute of your real life in "quality time," away from the mentally deranged and demented baiters here, then forget about Gomer's red pills.
You need to take the little black one. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
|
|
|
|
Scam Sandwich
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 98
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:20 pm |
|
i have bought a pair of video goggles and a netbook, i have augmented my hair with an integrated antenna and can now download at 100mbps.
i had a yellow pill. |
_________________ "i want to put an helmet! to inform you that i will not tore late your request" - Bar Ben Ndiaye(esq)
"i am confused and tired of my emotion" - Stella Diko
"This looks cunning." - michael Nwobu
x2 x3 x7 |
|
|
|
the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
|
Posted:
Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:33 am |
|
No , tell me it's not true . Tell me you can't get addicted to this please ! Tell me you guys are just kidding . I am just baiting for a month or so and i spend more time on internet then in bed , my boss threatens to sack me if i keep on dozing off at work and my friends and family put me on a missing persons list . But i'm not addicted am i ? |
_________________ www.scamwarners.com
I'm always right! - Branwen
|
|
|
|
Scam Sandwich
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 98
|
Posted:
Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:50 am |
|
would u like the details of where i got my equipment from? you can 'bait-a-go-go®' then |
_________________ "i want to put an helmet! to inform you that i will not tore late your request" - Bar Ben Ndiaye(esq)
"i am confused and tired of my emotion" - Stella Diko
"This looks cunning." - michael Nwobu
x2 x3 x7 |
|
|
|
Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
|
Posted:
Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:37 am |
|
After several days of deep prayer and consideration I am ready to wire the funds.
However due to M1lk 4nd Hon3y Church 0f G0d rules, I am only allowed to give money to M3mb3r5.
Please PM me for the forms and the photo you will be required to take.
Pr0f. 57u4r7 F13ld1n6. |
_________________ =Mr Thomas (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
=Mr James (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
= I knew that MHC6 is one of the wonders in the World,and all of us have to exprience it,and understand it - Okunlola O. Thomas FMHC6
I WAS AT THE NOVOTEL ORISHA HOTEL TILL 11 PM THAT DAY AND I WAS TOLD BY THE HOTEL STAFFS THAT I CAN NOT SPEND A NIGHT THERE AND I HAVE TO LEAVE AND WHENT TO THE NIGERIA EMBASSY THERE IN COTONOU TO STAY TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND I CALLED YOU THE FOLLOWING DAY AND YOU ASKED ME TO RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA WHICH I DID AND THAT HAS BEING MY WOST DAYS IN LIFE AS WAS EXPOSED TO A FULL TIME DIFFICITIES. - Augus5tine J4m35 |
|
|
|
|