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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:13 pm |
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MR 3ESHMID
THIS IS A FORWARDED REPORT FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF
INVESTIGATION FROM PENNSYLVANIA,ON BEHALF OF MR
K@USER J@BEEN FROM M@RVILE T3XTILE 1NDUSTRY RESIDES THERE IN.
A REPORT CAME TO US,THAT HE ENTRUSTED THE SUM OF $4950.00 IN
YOUR CARE,AND YOU HELD THIS DOWN TO YOU.
THIS IS A 48 HRS NOTIFICATION,FOR YOU TO GET HIS MONEY
TO HIM,FAILURE TO DO THIS,YOU WILL HAVE TO BE PICKED UP AND
REPORTED HERE TO EXPLAIN WHY SOMEONES ELSE MONEY SHOULD BE
IN YOUR POSSESSION.
THIS IS CHARGED UNDER FBI-CASE-C0DE0987 SCAM AND FRUAD,
HERE ARE THE INFORMATION GOTTEN SO FAR :-
3eshmid
xxxxx
xxxxx, OR
AGE 47
American
Male
ALL THIS INFORMATION GOT TO US BY THIS
MR B3NNY 3MMY
INVESTIGATOR. |
this is the fourth check this dum dum has sent to me.
the first was intercepted by UPS, the second was delivered (thanks Shebopee), the third was again intercepted by UPS and the 4th was allegedly delivered by Fedex and is waiting in a drop box. |
_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Posted:
Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:30 pm |
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That's a pretty far-fetched story...
Who would actually entrust almost $5,000 to someone who wasn't their close friend, relative, or even someone they knew?
Why would the FBI even be investigating?.... |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
>>>Need some chickens?<<< |
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3strikes_out
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
Posts: 372
Location: Los Poblanos, Los Chilangos... de Durango...de Sonora...Sinaloa
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Posted:
Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:32 pm |
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That's great he spent money on Fed Ex. Excellent work. |
_________________ Dear steve,
i have gone to collect the money and i was told there was no such
transaction,i wonder why you are this terriable.-Moahammed Ayodele
But you see me holding this sign for you and still not impress for the work I did. -Kumal Umal
...you still went ahead to make more payment to them without my knowledge, well that is so disgosting. -Charles Soludo |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:37 pm |
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To be fair, AFAIK in the US any fraud involving the postal service is considered a Federal crime... which means this Lad is displaying a lot of chutzpah! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Posted:
Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:54 pm |
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^^^
iirc-tampering with someone else's mail is a felony. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Posted:
Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:44 pm |
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Does that FBi investigator have a scan of his FBI ID that he can send you?
It's probably not part of his starter kit, so expect some pushback if you make that request. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Bruce Banner
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jul 2008
Posts: 189
Location: On the run from General Ross
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:04 pm |
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Tell Mr. FBI agent that he's got it all wrong. It was a gift, to you, from your friend. Now your friend is mad because you stole his wife and he's using the FBI to settle the score. Tell him that the original lad is a compulsive liar.
I'm sure that might get you a nice stream of abuse and curses. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:55 pm |
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@ mewing_ghecko
To maintain the hilarity it is a good tactic to tell him you decided to go to the FBI and admit to them what you've done.
Then you tell him that they have frozen your accounts and let you out on bail and have your house staked out.
Tell him you require a Letter of Leniency (known as a LoL) from him or your life is ruined - your wife will leave you and your kids taken into care. Beg and grovel for his help - a Lad loves that.
When he asks for money - tell him you need another cheque to get the money to pay him.
Rinse and repeat. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Posted:
Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:27 pm |
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@ GomerPyle
I like that, thank you.
I haven't contacted him for 2 days (waiting to see if it was actually delivered to the drop box). he is getting desperate for his money.
I'll email him telling him the reason i haven't emailed is because the FBI has been questioning me for the past 2 days and use your frozen account idea...
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K@user
what is going on here? I spent the past day at the police station answering questions about the check you delivered to me. I went to the bank to cash the check and the bank teller tells me my bank account is frozen and no transactions are available.
i then open my email account and find an email from the FBI.
what the hell is going on??????????????
3eshmid |
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_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
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