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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:25 pm |
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I'm baiting a cheque lad and, after months of him trying to get his 'hard earned' money, his only option was to report me to his spiritual leader. Naturally I figured he wouldnt go through with it and laughed off his threats; even informing him that lad that we in the USA simply do not believe in such hokum. However, he sure showed me . I checked my inbox today to find this little beauty:
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LERTER FORM NKUJA BROTHERS FRATERNITY SECRET SOCIETY IN THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESS
Vodahuu Ahuu
This letter is from NKUJA BROTHERS FRATERNITY SECRET SOCIETY IN THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESS.
In our last gathering one of our honorable members Kiev Vincent repoted your case to this great society and your name was immediately registerd in our black judgement book.
Based on the central tenets of our spiritual operation,it it a taboo and against our spiritual operation to lounch an attack on the individual who complaints has been laid upon without first of all registering his or her name in our black judgment list which within this period provides day of mercy fo the accused to take a restitution .
After our days of mercy and it is spiritually establish that the accused has faild to take a restitution then we shall immediately strik with high spiritual voking power.
We operate with strong spiritual manipulation in high places all over the world and our major objectives is to provide pretction,success and revange for the honorable members of this great occultic soceity across the world.
As a leader of this great occult fraternity soceity,it is my duty to send to you a notice of warning to immediately adhere to the business terms and agreement you have with our honorable member Kiev Vincent or cleraly face one of the following adverse consequences depending according to the one Kiev Vincent wants us to invoke on you irrespective of where you are.
1 Either we inflict an incurable deseases on you through spiritual means.
2 Or invoking madness on you which no one will be able to trace the root.
3Or cause an exessive hardship to you through spiritual manipulation wich no amount of deliverance can provide a remedy.
4 finally terminating your existence in this wonderful world by our agents either physical or spiritual.
Kiev’s choice determines the way through which we are going to attack by our agents and spiritual forces of darkness from the above mentioned adversities.
A fly that refuses to here follows the dead body to the grave.
NB Nkuja Brotherhood secret society is one of the strongest occultic fraternity in the kingdom of darkness found in th 20th centuries with the sole aim of providing remedy to the plight of the honorable members with high spiritual force,agents and manipulation.
Membership are opened to the few capable individuals acrros the globe.
Vodahuu Ahuu |
Which of the 4 options do you think he'll choose? |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:33 pm |
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2 Or invoking madness on you which no one will be able to trace the root. |
What? And make you more mad than you already are???
Fabulous email! That is one for the hall of fame! |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:35 pm |
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Ask him if you can select your preferred method. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:41 pm |
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:44 pm |
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A fly that refuses to here follows the dead body to the grave.
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Can he choose to make you the fly?? Food for life!! |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:51 pm |
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Bwhaahaaahaahaaa!! Jesus .. you got yourself a real gem there ... great stuff !!!
Now what to choose .. they're all kind of appealing |
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:59 pm |
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NB Nkuja Brotherhood secret society |
It's not much of a secret if he goes around emailing strangers about it. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:58 pm |
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So much siggy material, so little space. Thank you for making my day! |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:25 pm |
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^^^^ Made my day too Tommo , was having a bit of a dud until that email turned up |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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EddyEdwards
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 101
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:52 pm |
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I'd ask if you can join up, seeing how membership is open to a few across the globe.
Sounds like my kind of people. |
Last edited by EddyEdwards on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:43 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:53 pm |
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One of the best ever! |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:22 pm |
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I hope you don't mind FF, but I sent that out with slight amendment to a few lads from the GomerBoyz just to see what happened. Two replies already...
This one just replied in the subject heading...
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Hello I get odechi, Odechi dey inside me , Send me the follow up of your fm |
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Mr G0mer,
Nobody far when doing business so any physical or spiritual or what ever i don't care because i am prepared in this business so my dear i will advice you to minus treating in this we are doing the same this not the way to handle things meanwhile what i can do not in fear or any thing is for you to tell mugu to send some to me and send some to you that is the only way out or we both lose since you use NKUJA is an igbo name i know and IMO state for that mater and that my state but in case of another person don't treat because you can not do ok you don't know where i am just go ahead and tell him as i said just said or i call him on phone now am waiting for your reply and his own too.
SANG |
Not sure what either of them are saying. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:27 pm |
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Reply to him asking how he'd do those things, and ask exactly they'll kill you spiritually. |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
>>>Need some chickens?<<< |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:54 pm |
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Tell him you are disappointed he will chose only ONE option... You want all 4... |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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FabulousFiasco
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 139
Location: a step ahead of my lad
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:37 pm |
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That may be one of the funniest ones yet. Someone has the mentality of a 6 year old. (No offense to any 6 year olds out there)
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After our days of mercy and it is spiritually establish that the accused has faild to take a restitution then we shall immediately strik with high spiritual voking power. |
I like this line a lot. Voking power.
I am at work and just had a laughing fit. There should have been a warning on this one. Diet coke came out my nose. |
_________________ DR. KOUSO JOSEPH-- COTONOU TO ACCRA
I will appreciate you act fasty because so much time has already be delayed-- Dr. Anderson Wilson
Surprising things are more appreciable than non surprising things, I am going to put a surprise in your face as long as this transaction remains. ---Willis Lee, Loan Officer |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:40 pm |
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I appreciate the creativity on the part of the lad. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:43 pm |
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Now that is truly amazing... Is you Defence Against Dark Arts training up to speed?
Tell them that the Loom of Fate has selected them for termination and the Fraternity always gets its targets (those who've seen Wanted will know what I mean) |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:22 pm |
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:26 pm |
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I thought maybe I'd suggest adding a few new methods, maybe give some examples, and see how receptive they'd be. |
_________________ I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:28 pm |
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But I'll keep my hands off. |
_________________ I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:50 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:55 pm |
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That lad is a real gem! Don't lose him |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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themalenk
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 55
Location: Somewhere between Dazed and Confused
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Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:17 pm |
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Can you make a donation to the Kingdom before your unfortunate demise?? |
_________________ 1 Bank account reported to Alan (and hopefully many more to come)
"You did not show any concern by making us look stupid before the western union staff" - Barr. Anthony Falano
"If i experience this kind of thing again then i will know that you are a fraud star and i will get you arrested with the interpool." - Barr. Victor Walla |
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veruca41
papparazzi
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 101
Location: The deep South
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Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:34 pm |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:36 pm |
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LOL! And I thought the lads were being original and made it up themselves. Buuuu! |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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