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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:12 pm

either that or I am a new-wave synthesizer act who had a hit in the 80's with a song called "Cars", I'm not sure.

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Dear Mr Ethel,
may God forgive you on what you are playing your self,you are not doing me you are doing your self okay and i will not cos you because i am not God is the only God will cos you on what you are doing your self okay,i am only here to help you to see that you will recived your cheque and cash your money but when i bring my self to you to help you you fill that you can play with me,please you can forget about the money or your cheque i have contacted mrs hanah koleman that any time she come to this country that she will come to take her money and her cheque back because i told her that the person that she give the cheque is not a human bins that was you,

i dont fill that you are nomal please you have to check your self numan if there is no good hospital in your country for a mad people please there is somany here you can come down to africa here and you will be qure okay,

please dont be stupit okay try to control your madness is coming big as i am seing you,if you are human bin that have brane try to call me on this number today +22509739768 i will pray for you on telephone and when i pray for you you will see that you will be nonal as a human been okay,dont negnet what i told you now try to call me i will give you very powalfull prayer on your head and you will be okay by the GOD grace,

i am a worshiping good pastor that fearing god i will not coss you and when you try it again i will fast for you for 3 days and after my fasting for that three days you will confam your self as a ded man so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay,
may my God i worship forgive you in jesus name,
pastor in christ jesus Divine Ikemba
Stop playing to your life okay,

Please feel free to give him a ring at 2am and order pizza... or play "Down in the Park" to him.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

So what 'drove' him to that? Wink

And you want us to call him and 'drive' him up the wall~or maybe round the bend. Twisted Evil

I'm sure he's on the 'road' to nowhere. Rolling Eyes

sorry couldn't resist-i'll get me coat

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

You're numan (or "newman")?

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:40 pm

Have you upset him somehow?

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

I didn't get past

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Dear Mr Ethel,

without snorting beer down my nose.

Excellent.

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:52 pm

has someone been naughty to the poor lad? Send him something by P@arcel D1rect to make up for it!

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:17 pm

Thanks for sharing.

Ask him how much he charges for him bad fasting for seventy two days and say you will gladly pay it to his executor/lawyer once he crokes.

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...so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay, ....

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:24 am

@ The Man - funnily enough it was a Parcel Direct shipment (following a bank account kill, several money laundering forms, etc, etc) that drove him to that little outburst.

As to numan - I was thinking I might have become this guy

I can play keyboards and fly airplanes but I don't have the silly haircut Smile

And do feel free to give out his phone number Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:05 am

I can never resist someone willing to prey for me over the phone...

I'm gonna call him Laughing