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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Hey, did you guys know that Andrew is married? His wife's name is Jude. Miracle is single however. At least that's the personal information that they gave me. I think Andrew wants his mom to be the beneficiary of his life insurance policy.

I finally got an email from them. No griping at all. I simply asked them if M3linda had shipped them their holy garments and funds, as I couldn't find any record. Turns out she didn't. That Melinda is sooooo incompetent.

The IP traces back to a satellite system in German, so I'm not exactly sure where they are. I'm assuming that they are still in Chad, as they didn't tell me to ship the goods elsewhere.

update - Our heroes are right where they were a month ago. They gave me the address to ship their money to, and it hasn't changed. I think they're coming up on two months being streded in Chad.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

They are so uncomplaining unlike the winging moaning Adamu - I wonder how they spend their days Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

These guys must love Chad, amazing that they are so easy going without much complaining Laughing

Maybe they need some adventure in their lives, like someone is after them Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:44 pm

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like someone is after them

like maybe the G0merboiz ?

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:46 pm

I'm not so sure if that is a great idea. I think it is better to just let them rot on the streets of Chad.

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:05 pm

twould be nice to hear how well rotted the leg is, not heard a thing about him for ages.
I do hope he did not fall out with stinky over their adventure Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, the lads have new hope. , a teenage stripper, was hired by Reverend Phystme to fill the vacancy created with the arrest of Secretary M3linda Babyjay. Bambi is excited to be working somewhere that she doesn't have to take her clothes off to make a buck.

Bambi is a very hard worker, and she sent the lads their package.

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hi reverends im bambi woods and im the new secrtry that reverend phystme hired adn im sooooo excited 4 this job!!!!!!!!!! i sent u yur package cuz that was the first thing on my list of thigns to do.

i think it is sooooooo excitign that u r reverends cuz that is really, really kool adn wicked!

heres the site where u can track the package

(phony shipping site)

ur tracking number is (phony trackign number)
u can check it out an u wil see that i sent it lik i was supos to!!!!

stay kool reverends

Secretary Bambi W0ods
TWAT Church

When the lads call this info up on the address I sent them they will see that the package was indeed sent today. It was sent today to the hospital in Bere. Bambi is somewhat incompetent.

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:37 pm

Incompetent but easy on the eyes, I'm sure.

And probably NOT lactose-intolerant.

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

as we know, qualifiied staff is hard to find.
and bamib si qualified, undoubtedly

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:11 pm

maggiemay wrote:

They are so uncomplaining unlike the winging moaning Adamu

That's probably just the difference between N'djamenna and Abeche. Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

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They are so uncomplaining...

Maybe because they can't afford the internet cafe time? Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ I dunno. When Stanley went to Miracle's house he said it was, and I quote "an estate." There were people there also. I don't think Andrew and Miracle are as hard up as we think they are.

Believe it or not, they are usually pretty good at getting back to me within a few hours when I ask them something. It just boggles my mind how patient they are. Heck, maybe they're enjoying themselves in Chad.

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:39 pm

wow this thread is massive incredible bait Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 123

it would be good to just let them rot in chad, but my worry is that the lads must still be scamming from there. If they arent kept busy they will just scam people from Chad if they can rub together enough cash to use an internet cafe and pick their ill gotten gains up from a WU over there. A few tasks might take their minds off scamming again!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Oops. Looks like Bambi went the package to the wrong place, and the lads are not happy:

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Hello Bambi,

Sending the package to Bere Hospital has no meaning because nobody gave us transport money to go to Bere irrespective of our numerous complains to the TWAT authority.

Regards.

Rev charles/Rev Andrew

These lads are destined to die in Chad, quite possibly of old age. Very Happy

edit - the lads are going to get tired of Ms. Woods in a hurry:

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OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!

i am knew her and i thot the pakage shuld go 2 the hosptal sinse that is wher reverend dover is!!!! i fel soooooo bad and i am soooooo sory!!!!!!!! reverend dover is stil very very sik!!!!!!!!!!

can u pick up yur holy clothes when u get 2 the hosptal???

hi reverends u guys r soooo cool!!

Secretary Bamb1 W0ods
TWAT

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Aug 2008 Posts: 1

Just Joined to say along with everyone else this is one of the greatest things have ever seen and in the words of Winston Churchill:

Never have so few done so much for so many.

Congrats all on a Fantastic and wonderful Bait.

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:51 pm

Welcome to Eater BC226.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:06 am

If one of these lads finds the Red Sea, can we change his name to Moses?

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:59 am

Welcome Crow and bc226! Very Happy

@Crow:

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Aug 2008 Posts: 19

Just out of interest from reading this thread http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=146101&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=25, I decided to google the name Reverend Phystme and I came up with this thread as the second choice Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

No word from the lads for the past couple of days. I wonder how their funds are holding up.

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:06 pm

Congratulations to the baiter who made his/her twat(s) to make this pyramid! More on this creative monument here.

That would be a fantastic safari destination too Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:52 pm

Any update on the folks in Chad??

Bruin

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:43 pm

Oh crikey, 'real life' took me away from Eater for nearly a month... I log back on... head straight here to find... NOTHING'S CHANGED!!!! Shocked

So bloody well done!!! Wooooo!!! jump_4_joy

And, er... well, am I the only one who DOES like nekid blokes? Huh? Embarassed

Although Jojo as 16 year old Anita is just... so... wrong... Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:24 pm

Sorry it has been so long, but for reasons best known to us, we have been silent. We have pretty much left the Miracle Network to rot. Godspower and Famous, however, are still getting some attention. Godspower is not home yet. He left Chad, but he is staying with some friends in Nigeria. They are having a blast I guess. However, he still misses Chad. He misses it so much, that he JUST might go back. He is VERY concerned about Ben, who is still in the hospital in Bere, Chad. We have been putting it in his head that The Miracle Network just had some ill intent.

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Please i will drop voice mail through the number in the memebership form, please when you get it call me with this number +234XXXXXX Because so that we can disscused on how to pick ben from chad to Ghana or nigeria for proper medical attention attention i think i can take care of him, Chaldians are muslime and they can change and this country have alot of connection with the war in sudan and is not safe please try and call me so i can to ben with me
yours
Godspower jessa

Here, he talks about The Miracle Network...

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That is what i do not understand,maybe they have bad plans and they think i can stop them, You know i am in my 50 with an expirence in the ministries, i don't do business my proffection is work of God.

Please William the issued is about Good heath and life, believe me i was in Chad and i know more than you do Chadians may be mean at time, and the level in chad is poor, Ben need medical attention in Ghana or Nigeria that should be our consign now please do not fail to call me.

i would have love to go but i am granded in nigeria but we can make arrangement for that.try and call me so that we can take him from chad to Ghana or Nigeria. is important
thanks

Looks like "granded" is the new "stredded".

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Please forward to me the hospital Address and the receptionist phone number i will immediately arrange for his transfer from Tchad, because chade is not safe for Ben and his health i do't believe chad has Good medical care.

And my son Famous is trying so hard to send me some money i do't know how long that wil take, if you can send anything through my name GODSPOWER JESSA so that i can go very fast to chad and pick him to a Good hospital in Nigeria or Ghana that will be very nice pleas try and call me
+234XXXXXXX
Yours
Godspower Jessa

Quote:

This is Bishop Godspower Jessa. I want you to know that I am an ordained, credible preacher of the gospel for the past 27 years.

It is true that there are fraudulent and fake pastors in Nigeria, but that does not remove the fact that Nigeria is one of the leading gospel preaching nations in the world, and that there are still many true and great preachers in this country that can are trusted. I have one of such as a personal friend and I want to introduce him to your organization. He is Rev. Emeka Jideonwo of Oasis Of Christ Covenant Ministries Inc. 14, Bashiru Shekoni Street, Ilamose Estate, Ejigbo, Lagos. the email adress from which I am writing to you belongs to him as well. He has a large congregation of believers in the city of Lagos.

Anytime I am in Nigeria, his church is my base. I am introducing him to TWAT because of the issue of Benjamin. Rev. Jideonwo could be of great assistance if we are bringing Benjamin to Nigeria.

Besides, I want to say that it is important that Benjamin's movement out of Chad should be handled with as a matter of urgency and for the sake of his safety. There is a possibility that the same people who attacked him in Chad may still be monitoring his movement, or his whereabouts. If those people are Chadians, it is possible that they can also have influence over the hospital and even on the doctor that is treating Benjamin in Chad. That is why I am saying that his life is not safe in Chad. Therefore, I still strongly suggest that he should be removed either to Lagos or Ghana where he can be adequately treated and where the security of his life can be guaranteed, or better still, to fly him back to the US.

Even those two guys (Miracle and Andrew) in Chad, I question their sincerity because if they could hide from me such a serious matter concerning someone's life, and even try to speak evil of me to thwart the people I was practically feeding for the 2 weeks I spent in Cha with the money my wife was sending to me from London and my Church was sending to me from Ghana, I believe that the only reason they behaved like that is because of greed and selfishness. I don't believe such people can be trusted.

While I am still in Lagos, you can always communicate with me through this medium, or through my son in Ghana. I will also appreciate it if you can call me on these numbers +234-XXXXXX or +234XXXXXXXXX.

The Lord bless you

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Hello williams

I am ready to Go pick Ben up with my own money,But i most tell you that i am not confortable with the way things are going,
I have sat and reason, and i am still even not convicsed that Ben is still in chad, Because if he is still in chad mirracle and ANDREW WOULD HAVE MEET HIM UP.Please i am very willing to go but i need your cormitment to show and make me have full faith that Ben is still in Chad,williams i do not have any body in chad exept Ben i do not want to go there without seeing him.
And again Ben is so sick and i am picking him from one hospital to onorthere hospital, you should be very corncern about this,by calling on phone for a briefe disscusion,even you can show your intrest by even sending $1 even if you are afriade to send money to africa. on your reply to this mail i will not without fail go pic Ben, please answer my question.
i will be waiting for eply
i was having a problem with my email but i have put it in other now, i wrote you with a friends email.
Yours Goodspowerj essa
PLEASE MAKE ME BELIVE THAT BEN IS IN CHAD THEN THE NEXT DAY I WIIL BE THERE TO PICK HIM FOR GOOD MEDICATION.

Sure, we can make him believe...

Sheila- I thought I did quite well as a 16 year old girl.

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