A gentle slap seems to help put some manners on them

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:53 pm

One of my bait sent me the exact same e-mail 6 times today (one after the other). Each one was the exact same.

Quote:

From: mr charls bruno bruno <[email protected]>
To: xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2008 3:31 PM
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE!!!

ATN:xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx,

THE ATM REMITTANCE COMMITE WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE REASON OR REASONS WHILE YOU HAVE NOT YET SEND US THE PAYMENT INFORMATION,TO ENABLE US FORWARD THE DELIVERING OF YOUR ATM CARD TO THE COURIER SERVICE.

DO GET BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

REGARDS.

MR PETER BRUNO

I sent him the following reply:

Quote:

From: xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx
To: mr charls bruno bruno
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2008 4:17 PM
Subject: Re: URGENT RESPONSE is not necessary!!!

Mr. Bruno
I have one piece of advise to give you. Take a pill and RELAX! I do not appreciate receiving 6 e-mails in a row from the same person. It is absolutely unnecessary and clogs up my inbox. My local Western Union office is now closed for the day. I shall attend to the matter first thing in the morning. At no point did Mr. Peter Bruno from the Senate or you state that there was such an extremely urgent requirement for this transaction to be completed.

May I remind you, DO NOT SEND ME MORE THAN 1 E-MAIL AT A TIME FROM NOW ON!!!!!!

Mr. xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx

He seemed to take my advice and must have taken a pill to relax (or maybe it was the thought of getting his hands on some money that did it). Not long after I got this reply from him:

Quote:

From: mr charls bruno bruno
To: xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2008 4:37 PM
Subject: RE: URGENT RESPONSE is not necessary!!!

ATTN:xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx,

WE ARE SORRY FOR THAT,IS JUST THAT THE PARCEL IS READY FOR DELIVERING.WE JUST NEED YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION TO ENABLE THE COURIER DELIVER YOUR ATM CARD.

AND I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT THE SENATE PRESIDENT HIMSELF,BUT THE INTRUCTION WAS GIVEN TO ME AS THE SECRETARY TO REMIND YOU OVER THIS.

KINDEST REGARDS.

p.s. This guy must think that people are really foolish. He introduces himself as PETER Bruno from the Senate, then he becomes CHARLES Bruno from the Bank but the e-mail address is the exact same! D'Oh! Confused

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

@Judge-any mistakes that a lad makes that may twig a real victim we do not tell a lad about-so the email change is perfectly fine.

We tend to slap them though for things that may fool a real vic. Wink

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:14 pm

Donato wrote:

@Judge-any mistakes that a lad makes that may twig a real victim we do not tell a lad about-so the email change is perfectly fine.

We tend to slap them though for things that may fool a real vic. Wink

I didn't tell him about using the same e-mail for both of his ID's. I just used the same names that he had used when communicating with me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Great! Make sure that the only education he gets from you is de-education. Wink

Regarding sending multiple emails, I'm a fan of mental torture of lads. I would pretend I didn't get his email . . . either not reply till he writes again or write and ask him why he hasn't written. When he says that he did write to you, ask him to send it again, and then scold him for sending it twice since you already told him how much you hate multiple copies. (there could have been some sort of lag with the first one Wink

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:30 pm

^^^Either that, or send the exact same reply to each of his six identical emails.

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:04 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

When he says that he did write to you, ask him to send it again, and then scold him for sending it twice

That's a great modality, it's akin to kicking a puppy for doing his business on the carpet, then kicking him again when he does it in the litter tray. Lad cruelty at its best! He won't know what to do.

I reccomend the Thommo Shanter capitals trick as well. Rebuke him for "SHOUTING" at you and tell him it looks unprofessional.
You could then tell him off in the next email for using a font that is too small and unreadable.

I don't like to slap as it's counter productive. Mild rebukes like these are great fun however. Wink

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