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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:47 pm |
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I have a lad who cares for my soul.
I have a long running conversation with my lad who is way, way off script and ministering to the soul of my porn star character who wants to turn over a new leaf. He doesn't need to do this as the rest of the bait (barrister + security deposit company) is progressing on it's merry way towards blurry WU scans and bank details. All I do is every couple of days is send him the latest escapade in the life of 3th3l M1gg1n5, pr0n star extraordinare...
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This week I have been at an erotic film exhibition and I met with many, many fans of my films who all wanted their picture taken with me (or me with their pets) and all they could talk about was how much they loved me in that film with the three billy goats or when I took two dogs at once or all the other dreadful things I have done and I want to use that money to reach out to them and turn them away from a life of sin and debauchery and to the love of Christ.
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My Dear Daughter {name}
I am feel very bad whenever i hear you talk about how you use your holy body to please your fans, I don't know if you can take my advice and i know it will help you to know God very well. Do you want to have Family? Like children of your own? if Yes i have a very good advice for you which i know will change your life style and make you realise God and what you has in Stock for you.
If God can save you life all these days you have been living all your life in sin, He can as well make you more richer than any creator on earth if you turn into him. I love you my daughter and i want you to know that is the will of God that he lead me to you to hand over the only inheritance i inherited from my husband.
Those your fans, don't love you all of them hate you because most of them their cannot do what you are doing. Please my sister i want you to live the life of Christ Jesus in You, He can never leave you empty without his blessings all over your life. You might be making millions of dollars from the things you do but is not all about this life.
I want you to try and buy Bible ( King James Version) it will help you a lot. I will always pray for you and please know you have a mother and friend whom you can rely on, If you need any advice on anything please do not hesitate to let me know so i can advice you the best i can.
May God be with you and help you to run this Christ internal life race.
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Not sure what a Christ Internal Life Race is... maybe one of those Exhibition events at the Olympics?
However my "mother and friend" is offering advice on anything.
What do you think I should ask about? How to change the head-gasket on a 2005 Saab 9-3 perhaps? |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Vir
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 121
Location: in ur base killing ur mans
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:08 pm |
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Yeah, once I offered to sell drugs in order to make enough money to pay for the lad's plane ticket, and he refused. They often have an odd sense of morality.
Maybe you should ask philosophical questions? Do we have free will? What is consciousness? Do absolute truths exist? Why or why not? |
_________________ Stella: are you sleeping? Common your love is here, rest on my chest and let me talk to your ears
Willy - Accra to Abuja |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:37 pm |
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You could ask her why Hosea married a prostitute. (named Gomer, BTW) |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:58 pm |
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Send him a photo of the two lads that the producers want you to star with in your next picture, "Romancing the Bone." Ask him what he thinks you should do.
I believe jojo might have some pics of a couple of lads for you. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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FabulousFiasco
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 139
Location: a step ahead of my lad
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:11 pm |
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give him a calculus problem |
_________________ DR. KOUSO JOSEPH-- COTONOU TO ACCRA
I will appreciate you act fasty because so much time has already be delayed-- Dr. Anderson Wilson
Surprising things are more appreciable than non surprising things, I am going to put a surprise in your face as long as this transaction remains. ---Willis Lee, Loan Officer |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:13 pm |
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What do you think I should ask about? |
Where does the white go when snow melts? |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:17 pm |
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Get him to write an essay, or teach you Igbo or Pidgin. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:41 am |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
Where does the white go when snow melts? |
You are one strange man there TS. maybe thats why I like you. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:04 pm |
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Vir wrote: |
They often have an odd sense of morality. |
One of my lads wasn't delighted when my character divorced his first wife to marry "her". "She" preferred polygamy.
Sunshine, you could ask your lad to go to church every Sunday and then post you the sermons. In this way you would make a pastor happy to see someone in his flock eagerly taking notes. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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FabulousFiasco
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 139
Location: a step ahead of my lad
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:11 pm |
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When I told my death threat lad that I was going to be able to pay him off, I thought he would be happy. But when I told him that a widow in Nigeria was offering me a lucrative business proposition, he told me "NO, THAT IS A SCAM, DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY MONEY!!!!" I wondered if he truly cared?
I soon found out how caring he truly was.
As this was my first bait, I naively told him not to worry about that because I never give money to 419 scammers.
My mailbox was soon bombed. I learned he just didn't want me to send anyone but him money. And he didn't appreciate being had.
I learned two things:
1. Scammers don't really care. They will act like they do just to get what they want.
2. NEVER let the scammer know they are being baited. Ever. |
_________________ DR. KOUSO JOSEPH-- COTONOU TO ACCRA
I will appreciate you act fasty because so much time has already be delayed-- Dr. Anderson Wilson
Surprising things are more appreciable than non surprising things, I am going to put a surprise in your face as long as this transaction remains. ---Willis Lee, Loan Officer |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:28 pm |
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Ask him where my keys are ... I cant find them |
_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Pisspot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 53
Location: U.K.
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:33 pm |
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FF
You should have replied to him that you hadn't realised he was a scammer himself until he let on. That would have p*d him off considerably as he would think he had lost a real victim. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:43 am |
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I've asked him what his views are on the Trinity and his opinion on transubstantiation so far but now I've given my lad a little ethical dilemma. Does he save 3thel from more soul-destroying ignominy or does he chop his own dollar...
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However I do have a small problem in that under this new modality there are some fees that need to be paid to a bank to open a special kind of account. I'm afraid that money is very tight at the moment because of the financial situation here and I have had several debts to pay off recently which have left me short of money.
I've spoken with a film producer I know and he will advance me the money but only if I make a special film for him. Would you believe that he has managed to bribe the keepers at a dolphinarium near Amsterdam and he wants me to make a film where I have to have sex with two dolphins! I really don't want to do that and my soul is crying out to Jesus to save me from this torment and shame. I know that you are a wealthy woman and I hate to ask but I have no-one else to turn to. Could you possibly find it in your heart to advance me some of the money. Two or three thousand Euros should be enough to avoid me having to make this film.... |
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_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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