My Lad is up on his Current Affairs

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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:31 am

I'm impressed that this lad takes such an interest in world affairs.

Dr Ba Ki Moon

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I don’t know why I always find time to attend to your massage, am a very busy man and as I write you we have a very big job at hand regarding Russia and Gorger and we and the United State are now working hand in hand to assist Georgian governments to stand on there feet after inline with the problem they having with Russia governments.

What a shame that my family were raped by a team of Georgians last week. I might need to set him straight on some things.

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:55 am

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I always find time to attend to your massage

How did you get this lad to give you massages??? Shocked

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:11 pm

Dr Ban Ki Moon is always happy to help. Wink

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:26 pm

I recall the time back in March last year when a dollar chop provoked this message to :

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ATTN ELIZA
DUE TO THE INVENTION OF WAR AND POLITICAL CRISIS IN COTE D' IVOIRE, WE TOOK A DECISION TO GO INTO THE COUNTRY BANKING INDUSTRY ,WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE MONEY THEY HAVE TO TRANSFER INTERNATIONAL, HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO THERE OWNERS,
WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE ALEGAL TRANSACTION WITH MR M1CH3AL J0HNS0N, WE WILL PROTECT YOUR INTREST IN THIS TRANSACTION AND WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT AS SOON AS YOU PAY THIS FEE TO MR 3DDY 1FEANY1 1S4 THAT THEY WILL TRANSFAR THIS MONEY TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY,
DO NOT , DO NOT SEND THIS FEE TO 1M0H UD0H, YOU ONLY HAVE TO SEND IT TO MR 3DDY 1FEANY1 1S4, AND AS SOON AS YOU SEND THIS FEE TO HIM YOU HAVE TO SEND BACK THE INFORMATION YOU USED IN SENDING THIS FEE BACK TO US AND TO MR M1CH3AL J0HNS0N,
-SECRETARY-GENERAL
BAN KI-MOON

Eliza's replies tend to be pithy, and this was no exception:

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I really, really respect the United Nations, but fuck me – haven't you got an actual JOB to do? Like, say, Darfur?

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:36 pm

any time lads make reference to world events, this provides a nice direction you can try to get them off track. Especially if you can get them going on religion or western imperialism, both of which are hot-button issues to many lads.

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:20 pm

I recall a soldier-in-Iraq letter that mentioned the impending pull-out of American troops. Funny thing, though - that hasn't been formalized yet.

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:41 pm

firehouse5 wrote:

Especially if you can get them going on religion or western imperialism, both of which are hot-button issues to many lads.

I haven't tried weaving politics into any of my baits......I guess that's just me.

I tend to get funnier results if I question their masculinity.

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:15 pm

U. Sir Name wrote:

How did you get this lad to give you massages??? Shocked

I get lad "massages" all of the time. They are exhilarating. Wink

To keep events current I sent this:

my character wrote:

I have been away from my orifice due to the Olympics in China.

Being the good and understanding pet he is, he replied thusly:

lad for life lad wrote:

Thanks sir for your mail and your welcome back how was the games over there i do enjoy it too here how is wrok have you had any thing form tad about Nani i hope to hear form you soon.

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