My lad cares about me

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:47 pm

I have a lad who cares for my soul.

I have a long running conversation with my lad who is way, way off script and ministering to the soul of my porn star character who wants to turn over a new leaf. He doesn't need to do this as the rest of the bait (barrister + security deposit company) is progressing on it's merry way towards blurry WU scans and bank details. All I do is every couple of days is send him the latest escapade in the life of 3th3l M1gg1n5, pr0n star extraordinare...

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This week I have been at an erotic film exhibition and I met with many, many fans of my films who all wanted their picture taken with me (or me with their pets) and all they could talk about was how much they loved me in that film with the three billy goats or when I took two dogs at once or all the other dreadful things I have done and I want to use that money to reach out to them and turn them away from a life of sin and debauchery and to the love of Christ.

and I get something along these lines back.

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My Dear Daughter {name}

I am feel very bad whenever i hear you talk about how you use your holy body to please your fans, I don't know if you can take my advice and i know it will help you to know God very well. Do you want to have Family? Like children of your own? if Yes i have a very good advice for you which i know will change your life style and make you realise God and what you has in Stock for you.

If God can save you life all these days you have been living all your life in sin, He can as well make you more richer than any creator on earth if you turn into him. I love you my daughter and i want you to know that is the will of God that he lead me to you to hand over the only inheritance i inherited from my husband.

Those your fans, don't love you all of them hate you because most of them their cannot do what you are doing. Please my sister i want you to live the life of Christ Jesus in You, He can never leave you empty without his blessings all over your life. You might be making millions of dollars from the things you do but is not all about this life.

I want you to try and buy Bible ( King James Version) it will help you a lot. I will always pray for you and please know you have a mother and friend whom you can rely on, If you need any advice on anything please do not hesitate to let me know so i can advice you the best i can.

May God be with you and help you to run this Christ internal life race.

Not sure what a Christ Internal Life Race is... maybe one of those Exhibition events at the Olympics?

However my "mother and friend" is offering advice on anything.

What do you think I should ask about? How to change the head-gasket on a 2005 Saab 9-3 perhaps?

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:08 pm

Yeah, once I offered to sell drugs in order to make enough money to pay for the lad's plane ticket, and he refused. They often have an odd sense of morality.

Maybe you should ask philosophical questions? Do we have free will? What is consciousness? Do absolute truths exist? Why or why not?

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:37 pm

You could ask her why Hosea married a prostitute. (named Gomer, BTW) Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Send him a photo of the two lads that the producers want you to star with in your next picture, "Romancing the Bone." Ask him what he thinks you should do.

I believe jojo might have some pics of a couple of lads for you. Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:11 pm

give him a calculus problem

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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What do you think I should ask about?

Where does the white go when snow melts?

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:17 pm

Get him to write an essay, or teach you Igbo or Pidgin.

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:41 am

Tsnerd wrote:

Where does the white go when snow melts?

You are one strange man there TS. maybe thats why I like you. Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:04 pm

Vir wrote:

They often have an odd sense of morality.

One of my lads wasn't delighted when my character divorced his first wife to marry "her". "She" preferred polygamy.

Sunshine, you could ask your lad to go to church every Sunday and then post you the sermons. In this way you would make a pastor happy to see someone in his flock eagerly taking notes. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:11 pm

When I told my death threat lad that I was going to be able to pay him off, I thought he would be happy. But when I told him that a widow in Nigeria was offering me a lucrative business proposition, he told me "NO, THAT IS A SCAM, DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY MONEY!!!!" I wondered if he truly cared?

I soon found out how caring he truly was.

As this was my first bait, I naively told him not to worry about that because I never give money to 419 scammers.

My mailbox was soon bombed. I learned he just didn't want me to send anyone but him money. And he didn't appreciate being had.

I learned two things:

1. Scammers don't really care. They will act like they do just to get what they want.

2. NEVER let the scammer know they are being baited. Ever.

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

Ask him where my keys are ... I cant find them Confused

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:33 pm

FF

You should have replied to him that you hadn't realised he was a scammer himself until he let on. That would have p*d him off considerably as he would think he had lost a real victim.

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:43 am

I've asked him what his views are on the Trinity and his opinion on transubstantiation so far but now I've given my lad a little ethical dilemma. Does he save 3thel from more soul-destroying ignominy or does he chop his own dollar...

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However I do have a small problem in that under this new modality there are some fees that need to be paid to a bank to open a special kind of account. I'm afraid that money is very tight at the moment because of the financial situation here and I have had several debts to pay off recently which have left me short of money.

I've spoken with a film producer I know and he will advance me the money but only if I make a special film for him. Would you believe that he has managed to bribe the keepers at a dolphinarium near Amsterdam and he wants me to make a film where I have to have sex with two dolphins! I really don't want to do that and my soul is crying out to Jesus to save me from this torment and shame. I know that you are a wealthy woman and I hate to ask but I have no-one else to turn to. Could you possibly find it in your heart to advance me some of the money. Two or three thousand Euros should be enough to avoid me having to make this film....