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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:55 pm

Expect a call from Adams Kam for Illene Dover.

Standard money in my country and I need to get it out scam.

It wouldn't displease me too much if there was a little abuse for the lad Twisted Evil

Thanks loads!

B

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2008 Posts: 4

expect a call from allen brai,
typical dead guy scam, he is the barrister.
thinks i own a boatworks in alaska.
thanks,
toomanydogs

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2008 Posts: 4

my character is buster cherry
sorry....

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:44 pm

Expect Jonathan Wright to call for Illene Dover on behalf of Mrs. Smith.

Mrs. Smith probably won't survive her cancer operation so this needs to be done quick Wink

Thanks.

B

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:09 am

@Betelgeuse

Both your lads seem to be keen today Very Happy

Short call from J. Wright he seemed rather wary to me so I just did the simple take a message rather than scare him off just yet Wink

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And then there is Adams (sounds like Akin to me) what a prize he is!! My first call was just feeling him out while you were in the shower and he really is pig shit thick.
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and this 2nd call is tooooooo funny, toward the end he CRIES!!!
Laughing

now I am not compassionate at the best of times and I was trying so hard not to laugh.
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When I said your name Ilene Dover my hubby almost lost his coffee, then I would have to demand a new keyboard from you Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:45 pm

vpmanchester wrote:

When I said your name Ilene Dover my hubby almost lost his coffee

Well, I guess I better buy you a new one because I am about to introduce 1v@nt 8etterhe@d into the mix - (shemale). Her old name was 1v@nn@ 8etterhe@d. Twisted Evil

Then there is T0r5ion S 8ar - she is a psycho college student. Sounds like I may need to purchase you a few keyboards. Wink

In case I haven't said it before - what you are doing is much appreciated.

B

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:29 pm

I just love the creative names..even though I might not 'get' them right away Laughing

Your crying lad sounds like some really fun entertainment at his expense of course, I'll have to try and get him to 'cry' his sad story to me before will hand over the phone to you Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:38 pm

vpmanchester, your recordings are hilarious! Although I had a question, your accent? I can detect a mild accent, but it doesn't sound mancunian...

Keep up the good work, I hope to send you a few people in the future. But until then, I love listening to you make people cry. Hehe.

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:48 pm

Quote:

Although I had a question, your accent? I can detect a mild accent, but it doesn't sound mancunian...

100% Scouser Laughing

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:52 pm

AHhhh Liverpudlian....that may be why. I have heard Macunian and of course Cockney...and my flatmate in London was Brummie. And yes, I checked my wallet every morning to see if anything had gone missing. Heh. I am chiding of course.

I couldn't track the accent, because your speech is pretty brief and you let them just ramble and babble.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:45 pm

@@Betelgeuse
Figures as soon as I turn the phone back to vm your crybaby phones and leaves a message Laughing

, I spoke to him briefly yesterday and I pretended I was you so I do not know if he belived me or though I was 'whoever I was the other day' , so you can tell him anything.

Message: Crybaby from Ghana

http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=1312681280.wav

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:51 pm

Call for Veronica from some ill tempered and impatient Dr Gerry sumfin or other. He did not want to answer my simple questions so I could tell you that you had a phone call and you were just in the other room...needs a big ole slap Laughing

http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=1115156240.wav

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:39 pm

You make get a call for Phyllis from a Mr.Nic0las looking to confirm something about my winnings. Abuse at will...

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:26 pm

Thanks, VP Thumbs up

My, my, what an uppity lad Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:28 pm

@Betelgeuse

Adam is the only lad who has phoned today, he really needs a slap, he keeps trying to 'one bell' and when that does not work he phones then says nothing (I think he does not like me ... although he cannot tell my voice apart from yours Laughing

so tell him that it was you he hung the phone up on Twisted Evil

) and when he gives up and knows the only way he can speak to you is to actually talk on the phone all I got from him was this:

http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=1232585411.wav

Lazy lad isn't he...wants to come here to live with you but too cheap to call Laughing

Supload sounds really rubbish and putfile seems to not be working anymore...is there any better ones out there?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:37 pm

Yes, he is very lazy. I can't get him to do anything.

On a different note: Barrister Collins will most likely call. He is Akeem's lawyer. I am trying to go for a safari on these bastards. Akeem if you remember is my lad that was crying Twisted Evil

If you could just agree with him and go along with what he says it would be most appreciated!

Thanks again for all your work!

B

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:06 am

Hi!

You should expect a call from Miss Am0r Riv3ra for Am4lia Kerst3tter.
Am0r just want to be sure I'm genuine.

Abuse as much as you like Wink

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:03 pm

Veronica

Your barrister has phoned Rolling Eyes

Now this laddy is really cute first I was torn between a lad pretending to be a female or a crank call, either way it gets recorded and I will keep em on ALAP. When he finally spoke enough for me to find out who he wanted and with even the slightest bit of talking his voice kept breaking and he seemed to have a hard time keeping up this silly voice. Could this really be Akeem (or Adams...I do get confused) and not a real Barrister Question

Anywhooo he hung up on me just like Akeem does anyway and only burned less than two minutes but was entertaining anyway

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the same convo but on putfile, a bit easier to understand
http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Wahab

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:41 pm

(OK I am getting my Ilene & Veronica's slighty confused but of course it makes no difference to the lads)

This call IS from Akeem (different phone number than above) and he seems slightly agitated, I had to listen to 5 minutes of his chatter Laughing

. After some confusion he was not going to accept me being any other person than Ilene and he is talking quite fast and seems to be mad at 'me' for not returning his email or his lawyers emails bla bla, I tried to speak abt Ghana and how nice it was as I was at the 5imba 5afari Camp (shameless advertising plug Wink

) in Ghana when I was about 8 years old but he did not want to reminisce with me. I told him I have to go shopping and will email him soon, and I told him to phone a a decent time as he has been trying late or too early in the morning. I told him to have a cup of tea and calm down Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/AkeemIsMad

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:23 pm

@ VP, It was my lad. He mailed this gem:

Quote:

Dear Ver0nca Fessacc!one,

I tried to call you today but someone a female voice intercepted your call and was asking me furious questions. Laughing

Like i told you, this tranaction will be strickly confidencial.

will call me for further prompt discussion before we go on this transaction.

Regards

Barrister Malik Wahab Esq

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:22 pm

I am merely slightly inquisitive and he says that I was

Quote:

asking 'him' furious questions.

He should catch me on a bad day

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 20

May get a call from my friend Mr. Dr Francis Lucas Owusu. He is selling me some gold so I can be the first rapper in history to have an all gold rim bling. Not a miniature one, but a real car wheel hanging from my neck, I need a lot of gold.

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:58 pm

Quote:

Not a miniature one, but a real car wheel hanging from my neck, I need a lot of gold.

Whooooo all the other rappers will be in awe of you Laughing

convince them that it is the new 'must have' item and get them to paint a rim gold colour and take pictures posing with it for advertising purposes Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:40 am

This one came in at 4:57am Laughing

One 'Amy' at the airport (I cannot understand which one she says) and she wants something then sounds like pickle? She does not sound stressed so I doubt she has been safaried but most likely phoning to confirm that there is a delivery waiting for me/you Laughing

. If this one is your let me know what to say or I will just string her along as usual Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/Ladette-Amy

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:15 pm

Well another convo with Akeem, he is getting desperate and does not sound like husband material to me Laughing

He almost started crying again.. Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/AkeemIsPathetic

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