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YeaWhatever
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So I was talking with Jojo and the Professor. We all agree that we are getting a little burned out. So we decided to come up with something that is a bit simpler, different than what we normally do, and hopefully a bit funnier.
Introducing, <a href="http://www.securewebdata.com/zippythechimp" target="_blank">Zippy the Chimp</a>.
Zippy received an email from FedEx manager Bello Adeyemi. Bello has a million dollar check for Zippy from a guy named Mr. Randy. Naturally, as with all FedEx shipments, you need to pay FedEx via Western Union to receive checks of this size, even if you have a corporate account with Western Union.
While Zippy was excited about the news of the check, Zippy also had other ideas.
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Dear Bello,
I was thinking about something. I hope that you can help me. Since you work for FedEx, I am guessing that you can help me. I would like to leave the United States and come to Africa. I have many relatives in Uganda. But I cannot just buy a plane ticket and leave. While I am allowed to do most anything that I want here, someone will probably try to stop me if I tried to leave the country.
I ship things all over the world using FedEx. I am sure that you know this. All you need to do is look up my account in your computers there at FedEx and you will see what I mean. Usually, when I have something to ship, all I have to do is leave the package or box at the shipping area here at the zoo. Then, it is picked up by your driver and off if goes.
Here is what I would like to do. I would like to ship myself to Africa, have you reveive the package and then help me get to Uganda.
I have a lot of money. I can pay you for all of your time and effort.
What do you think? Would you be willing to help me?
--
Zippy the Chimp
2920 Zoo Dr
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 234-3153
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Legal Disclaimer: You are communicating with Zippy the Chimp, a real, live chimpanzee currently residing at the San Diego Zoo in California. For more information about Zippy, please visit this website, http://www.securewebdata.com/zippythechimp |
The email was followed up by this chat...
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Zippy: Bello?
Are you there?
FedEx: yes
what is going on there?
talk to me if you are there right npw
nice
ok
i got you eamil but i didn't underdstand what you mean by you are coming down here
are you there
Zippy: i am here
Fedex: so what is going on there?
Zippy: i need your help.
you are in Nigeria?
hello?
are you still there?
FedEx: i read you mail but i don't really understand what you mean by that
yes an agent in Nigeria
yes
yes
Zippy: good
And you work for FedEx?
FedEx: yes
Zippy: : good
I want you to receive a shipment for me.
It will not cost you anything. I can pay you for your time.
I need human help.
FedEx: really
Zippy: yes
FedEx: ok
so what do you want me to do?
Zippy: I need you to help me. I am a chimpanzee. And since I am a chimpanzee, people treat me like an animal. So, I need a human to help me get to Uganda, where I was born.
I can pay you a lot of money when I arrive.
FedEx: so what do me to do ?
aswer my question first ?
Zippy: I want you to arrange for me to get to Uganda once I arrive in Nigeria. I will be in a crate. I will not be able to get myself out. I will need you to act as my owner or keeper. Can you do that?
http://www.securewebdata.com/zippythechimp/
FedEx: sure
Zippy: good
Where is the address that I will be shipping myself?
And will you be there in time for me to not sufficate?
FedEx: are you there
Zippy: yes
i am always here
FedEx: so how can i help you?
Zippy: that is why i want to leave here
Can you get me to Uganda? Or find someone to bring me there?
Since I cannot talk, I need a human to arrange for this.
FedEx: i don't understand you
i only base in Nigeria not Uganda
Zippy: I know. But like I said, I cannot talk, so I need someone to get me to Uganda. Do you know someone who could drive me there?
Or can you ship me there once I arrive in Nigeria?
FedEx: i don't have much time here
Zippy: me neither
can we talk more tomorrow?
FedEx: if that is what you want i can do that
Zippy: great
thank you so much
FedEx: but am not the one to take there
Zippy: that is fine
FedEx: i will arrange that here in Nigeria
Zippy: great
i will pay you
i have a lot of cash that i will bring to you
it will be in the crate with me
FedEx: i don't really understand why people don't like talking to you
Zippy: i do not understand either
it makes me really sad
that is why i want to go back to Uganda
FedEx: can i see some of your picture then ?
Zippy: my family is there?
sure
http://www.securewebdata.com/zippythechimp/
that is me
please do not make any jokes about me
i hear a lot of jokes about me
and the way that i look
it hurts Bello. It hurts a lot.
and i am tired of hurting
i want to go back to Ugnada
that is where i was born
FedEx: ok
so what is mu joy now ?
Zippy: what does that mean?
FedEx: i mean what is my Job now ?
Zippy: to receive the package (me) and to arrange for someone to get me to Uganda.
FedEx: ok
so you are not intresting in mr randy check anymore?
Zippy
yes i am
i will give it to my fiance
she will be able to use that money
i just want to get to Uganda
when i get there i will never come back
FedEx: but my duties here is not to help people
Zippy: i know
that is why i will pay you
FedEx: the only what am in charge is to send the check to you not another work
am afriad man
what is your name ?
Zippy: zippy
my name is zippy
FedEx: is your name Zippy?
Zippy: yes
FedEx: nice
Zippy: my name is zippy
i did not pick the name
i do not like it
FedEx: so can you give me your cell phone number now
Zippy: i do not have a cell phone. i cannot speak
i do not have a voice like you
FedEx: i don't believe you zippy
Zippy: it's true
i have never been able to speak outloud
FedEx: how come you can typr massage
Zippy:
i have a high school education
i am very smart
FedEx: i want to ask you some thing rigth now
Zippy: go ahead
FedEx: i hope am not going to regret f what am doing right now ?
Zippy: i do not think that you should regret helping me
i will be greatful
FedEx: ok
Zippy: i just want to get back to Uganda
FedEx: are you coming to Nigeria direct ?
Zippy: yes, in a FedEx crate
FedEx: why not your country direct?
Zippy: I need a person to help me out of the box. FedEx will not just drop off a box without someone receiving it, right? Someone has to reveive the box or I will sit in a building and never get out.
FedEx: what is the time there?
Zippy
it is 2:00
i am in the USA
in california
FedEx:
i don't have much time here again
Zippy: ok
can we talk more tomorrow?
FedEx: if you can give me your cell phone numer i will try and call you so that we can discuss more better
are you there?
Zippy: yes
i am here
but you do not understand
i cannot speak like you can
i can only type or speak sign-language
FedEx: ok
so what is going to happen now
Zippy: i need to know where to ship the crate
i need an address
FedEx: because am using my office mail to do this i don't want anything to happen to me i don't have another job
which address do you need ?
Zippy: any address that you are comfortable with and one that i will be safe
it is up to you
FedEx: ok i will think about it
Zippy: ok
thank you
FedEx: but i don't want to put my self into any trouble ok
Zippy: ok
i do not want you to get in trouble either
my human friends here will be mad
FedEx: ok
Zippy: they do not want me to go to Uganda
FedEx: ok i will try my best on that
Zippy: thank you
FedEx: but how are you going to pay me then ?
Zippy: i will have cash
can you use USA money?
FedEx: yes
you can take money to western union
or any where with your codition ?
Zippy: no one will serve a chimpanzee at a bank
would you?
i am discriminated against all the time
no one understands that i am just as smart as people
FedEx: so how i am going to get money then
Zippy: i will hand it to you. when you open the crate and let me out
FedEx: so how did you get the money then ?
Zippy: i make a lot of money
FedEx: How ?
Zippy: i invest in stocks online
it is easy
FedEx: really ?
nice
Zippy: yes
i can show you
my fince is coming in soon
i will go now
i will wait for the address to ship myself
bye for now
i am happy to meet you
i cannot wait to get to Uganda |
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JMRazor
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That is one precious lad.
Wasn't Zippy the one that went up into space? He's a hero for god's sake. You would think FedEx would show more respect. |
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Donato
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:46 pm |
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Only you guys could pull this off.
Are we gonna see...
in a future bait. |
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Dutch
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:12 pm |
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Burned out??? You complete and utter idiots!! I'll lift my hat if you guys can pull off this one |
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packman
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:23 pm |
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Thats a good one. I wonder how far it can go. |
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notobescammed
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:24 pm |
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~ dutchbait,
I'll EAT my hat if you can pull this one off..... But, if anyone can do it.... You two can |
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sunshine
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:50 pm |
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Very nicely done - I've had some success baiting as a genetically engineered intellegent horse but Zippy is way funnier |
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jojobean
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:53 pm |
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dutchbait wrote: |
Burned out??? You complete and utter idiots!! I'll lift my hat if you guys can pull off this one |
We are really all pretty burned. We worked really hard with our Chad boys. It has gotten to the point where we don't even email them or call them anymore. We couldn't care less about them now. So, we decided to go with something a little more light hearted. This will be fun to just sit back and watch. This is one of the most intersting ways we have found to avoid Western Union and a phone call. We'll see where this takes us.
@sunshine- that is just WAY too unbelievable. I mean, how can he type with those hooves? This is the real deal. I love how Zippy is engaged.
EDIT: This is my favorite part of the website...
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Zippy Likes... Zippy Dislikes...
Bananas Manual transmissions
HBO Bees
Monster trucks Pellet guns
Karate Rubic's cubes
Hair relaxer Nair
Hugs Chain saws
Mopeds Al Gore
Ira Glass Tarzan jokes |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:03 pm |
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No way Zippy would ever fall for it-he looks far smarter than your average lad |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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Dutch
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:04 pm |
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Burnout is just something between the ears. The hell with Chad, stay away from the TWAT for a while, although it was a legendary saga. This little ape will get you back on your evil tracks again soon, I think.. |
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the vampire
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:35 pm |
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If you guys pull this off i would'nt be surprised that your lad is a chimp too or has the brains of a chimp . |
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YeaWhatever
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:42 pm |
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We're not really sure what we are trying to "pull off" yet. Perhaps Zippy will get accidentally shipped to another city and Bello will have to go and get him. For that, we will need an accomplice for Zippy. I am pretty sure that we can whip up one of those. |
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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streaded
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:17 pm |
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has the brains of a chimp . |
I think that is very insulting to chimps
YW maybe his fiance can help with that
Mod edit - combined double posts - SB |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:37 pm |
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Wow, what a brilliant idea. I can't wait to see where this goes. |
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redshoes17
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:02 pm |
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Foreshadowing:
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FedEx: i hope am not going to regret f what am doing right now ? |
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juju4u
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:25 pm |
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I only have one hat, so I won't promess to eat it if the lad falls for it. I have a feeling he will (fall for it) |
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YeaWhatever
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:21 pm |
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We must not have scared him off yet. He just sent us the address for the crate to be sent to. Zippy is probably going to need an accomplice to get shipped to Nigeria. Destiny, his golddigging girlfriend/fiance, will be employed for this task.
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Inspector Gadget
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:59 pm |
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If any of the newer members might think that impersonating a chimp is a bit far-fetched, they might want to read this one from a while back.
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Worf
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Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:32 pm |
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This is great.
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please do not make any jokes about me
i hear a lot of jokes about me
and the way that i look
it hurts B3ll0. It hurts a lot.
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Professor So And So
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Joined: 16 Dec 2007
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Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:33 pm |
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Zippy likes hugs, not name-calling.
Edit: In response to receiving the address to mail himself to, Zippy sent this:
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Hi,
Will someone definitely be available to sign for me? I will have traveled very far by the time I reach there and don't want to be in the crate longer than necessary. I will be hungry, and will need a hug. Please reply immediately so we can begin the preparations. Thank you again for your willingness to help reunite me. |
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- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:05 pm |
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Zippy has an I.Q of 55! And finished high school! |
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:08 pm |
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^^^Which makes him smarter than the average lad. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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Dutch
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:18 pm |
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Wouldn't it be great to have the half a brain cell lad collect the loaded cash monkey in some godforsaken place because of the diverted flight.. |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Posted:
Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:19 pm |
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Let Zippy go to Uganda! |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:20 am |
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Whoopsidoodle.
That is one stupid lad. |
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