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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 87

Screen capture taken directly from my computer. What the????

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:02 pm

wow, that really burns my eyes... have fun runnin with that lad! maybe you'll get lucky and ALL of his emails will be so colorful!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Don't correct him that'll put thousands of potential vics off immediately!!!

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:12 pm

I think it´s a perfectly acceptable business email.

However...

Looks like a Romulanian attack on the screen of the USS Enterprise to me.

"Chekov, turn around! This is a hostile attack!" "Aye aye, Captain."
"Spock, what does it say? Can you read it?"

Spock, looking down into this strange orange thingy: "Looks like a fake lottery to me, Captain!"

Lt. Uhura: "Captain, an urgent message from the Federation. This is a 419 attack!"

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:33 pm

Looks perfect to me only with your eyesight I'd ask him to increase the font size as it comes out far too small to read.

I once did that purely to irritate a Lad until his mails were so large I could barely get one word on the screen at once Laughing

If he doesn't comply - just always make sure you get the spelling of every name he mentions wrong, so that you unnerve him that any payment you send is bound to be so badly spelled he'll never be able to receive it.

It's called Lad mind control - practice on a hamster first - then you'll be too powerful for any Lad to resist you. Laughing

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

I had it on screen for a second then scrolled off immediately fearing retina damage.

Thats bloody awful Sad

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:29 pm

We really should fire off our ASEM's just like that, maybe add a few fluorescent colors? Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:56 pm

Offer this lad a job in the graphic design/web design/whatever department of your company. He's got such talent! Such an eye for attention grabbing methods! He deserves praise! Tell him how you usually delete e-mails like his, but the presentation is so top-notch that you can't help but know he's for real.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 87

Actually, I'm not even planning on baiting this one. I already have two going on right now and as I'm still learning the ropes, that may be one too many. I just like to go through my catcher account and see what's there and this one just about blinded me. If anyone wants it, PM me and I'll pass it along.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Mar 2008 Posts: 7

http://uploader.polorix.net//files/347/hurt.gif

Shocked

Mod Tampering: Made a link- really annoying, flashing thing that makes your eyes water. TS

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:44 pm

Annoying ... yes, in an entertaining way Smile

looks like an old arcade game flashing after 1 million points! - Well, I am strange altogether, I´ve been listening to Jen Derbender´s WU hotline message repeatedly and it just consists of annoying muisc, but strange music and peculiarly interesting...just slightly out off pitch but still listenable. Keeps one awake Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

My eyes are burning Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:57 pm

Select, and copy paste into wordpad.

Definitely DON'T tell your lad about it, better yet, tell him how much you liked the email.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:41 am

^^ As above, keep it in your arsenal of weapons to fire back later, change the wording to suit what ever you want, then send it back and tell him it's in there

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Ugh, my eyes! Shocked

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Say, thats a great way to send an "Secure MCTN Number".

Bury it in that type of message.

Anything to help prevent terrorisim. Thats what I say!

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:35 pm

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It's called Lad mind control - practice on a hamster first

Come on Gomer that is just cruel to the hamster. Crying or Very sad

Cut out the middle man. Twisted Evil

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