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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:18 pm |
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Congratulations Esq. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Good_Ash
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 52
Location: I'm in the hills, over yonder!
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:02 pm |
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Great work! This noob is impressed. |
_________________ avatar = actor Bruce Campbell
Kiss the king, baby. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:03 pm |
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Cotonou is the new lad safari hotspot. Make sure he sees the sites and stops at Cyber Jonquet. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:09 am |
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Hurrah! Can you now get him stredded somewhere on the route to the camp (shuttle broken down/catch a taxi/of course we'll pay/Simba will arrange compensation when you arrive/lots of pretty girls here/etc)? |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:13 am |
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WE HAVE BEEN WITED FOR YOUR OFFICIAL VEHICLE TO CONVEY US TO 5IMBA SAFARI..
Dear MS G.Rhodes,
greetings;This is to tell you that we are guests of Prof.Stuart Fielding from Nigeria;We were invited by Prof.Fielding for the Conference in your 5imba Safari Camp,and We have been waited in the Novotel Hotel,Marina for your Company motor to convey us down to the camp according to the mail sent to us by your management,but since yesterday till now we do not see any of your vehicle to pick us to the camp from your company,and our efforts to reach you by phone proved aborted,
Now will deem it fit that we do not have any alternative than to go back to Nigeria by 2pm this afternoon.If you want to get to us by phone before 2pm you may reach us by telephone:+22998899160
Regards,
0kunlola |
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Dear Mister 0kunlola,
I have recieved a request from one of our guests currently staying at
the 5imba safari camp - Benin.
Apparently you were expected to arrive at Camp last night but
unfortunately missed your shuttle bus collection from Cotonou.
Please do not worry, this is easily resolved.
Our shuttle bus service runs regularly back and forth between Cotonou
and the safari Camp, so we are confident that we can offer you transport
that will suit your needs.
To remind you, our friendly and knowledgeable driver/guide will collect
you from outside the:
Novotel Orisha,
Boulevard de la Marina
Cotonou
Benin
at 3.45pm local time.
It is important that you bring a copy of your shuttle bus voucher with
you so that our driver/guide will be able to check your name against our
expected guestlist.
We look forward to welcoming you and are sure that you will be delighted
to have chosen to stay at the 5imba Safari Camp during your visit to
Benin.
Bernie Rhodxx
Operations Manager - 5imba Safari Group Ltd |
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Dear MS Rhodxx,
thanks for the concerns;By the grace of God,as you said;We are waiting to meet your Driver/guid outside the:
Novotel Orisha,
Boulevard de la Marina
Cotonou
Benin
at 3.45pm local time.
Above everything,I wish you abundant blessings in all your endeavours.
Regards,
0kunlola |
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_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:54 pm |
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Great job locking this lad down for another day. It's really like having a lad pay for his stay in jail. I'm sure the hotel management is keeping the lad's passport secure and that they will collect their charges. We have a saying at work- "Another day, another dollar." |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:15 pm |
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Dear Mister 0kunlola,
We have just received information that there has been a road accident
involving our shuttle bus on its journey to Cotonou.
Please remain where you are and we will advise as soon as the situation
becomes clearer.
Best regards,
Bernie Rhodxx
Operations Manager - 5imba Safari Group Ltd |
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_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:50 pm |
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An accident! I hope the driver is ok. |
_________________ you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure
2,633 miles: Peterson/Gomer/fbi/Tina Mike/MrMicheal: Lagos.Doula.Yaounde.Limbe.Mundemba.ChimpCamp.[SSC Cameroon].(2weeks Jail).Baffousam(across Nigeria).Cotonou.Parakou.[SSC Benin] C/B Master & 5imba et al "i am coming to safari my self" "he is at chimpazine camp" "go pick him at the police station" |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:47 am |
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Hahaha, not another accident? What is the life expectancy of these shuuttle drivers?
I think tomorrow he should head on up to Parakou..... then on to Natitingou, and then... maybe to the park...
Nice work, Esq! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:51 am |
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^There has been a "glitch" with the "Hotel le Majestic"... Aparently they are telling clients of 5imba 5afari that said 5afari does not esist
Surely this is due to hostile competition &/or bickering between the 2 hotels
(maybe find another pick-up point) |
_________________ you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure
2,633 miles: Peterson/Gomer/fbi/Tina Mike/MrMicheal: Lagos.Doula.Yaounde.Limbe.Mundemba.ChimpCamp.[SSC Cameroon].(2weeks Jail).Baffousam(across Nigeria).Cotonou.Parakou.[SSC Benin] C/B Master & 5imba et al "i am coming to safari my self" "he is at chimpazine camp" "go pick him at the police station" |
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:18 am |
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Update 19 August....
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Dear Pr0f.Fi3lding,
my Twilight greetings to all the members of MHC6.
This is to tell you that after I,and my guests stayed in Novotel-Hotel for two days,and we didn't see any 5imba Safari C4mp's motor to convey us to the camp from outside the Novotel we have returned to Nigeria.If you still want us to come,necessary,and efeective arrangements is to be done,and you need to send airplane-Tickets money to me by Western-Transfer or any other means.
I wish you success in your endeavour,and a successful conference in the name of FMHC6.
I'm waiting for your reply.
Truly,
0kunl0l4 |
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_________________ =Mr Thomas (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
=Mr James (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
= I knew that MHC6 is one of the wonders in the World,and all of us have to exprience it,and understand it - Okunlola O. Thomas FMHC6
I WAS AT THE NOVOTEL ORISHA HOTEL TILL 11 PM THAT DAY AND I WAS TOLD BY THE HOTEL STAFFS THAT I CAN NOT SPEND A NIGHT THERE AND I HAVE TO LEAVE AND WHENT TO THE NIGERIA EMBASSY THERE IN COTONOU TO STAY TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND I CALLED YOU THE FOLLOWING DAY AND YOU ASKED ME TO RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA WHICH I DID AND THAT HAS BEING MY WOST DAYS IN LIFE AS WAS EXPOSED TO A FULL TIME DIFFICITIES. - Augus5tine J4m35 |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:18 pm |
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You did have success in your endeavor!
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I wish you success in your endeavour,and a successful conference in the name of FMHC6.
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_________________ x 25
X ? x3
x2
SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:26 pm |
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Gee, I expected a much more hostile email than that! They didn't even balk at forking over two days in a hotel in a differnt country? Maybe these guys are too rich for their own good. A longer safari might bring out the beast in them. Try for another hook up, and rebait them from another account, I say!
Nice work, Esq. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Posted:
Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:24 pm |
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Congratulations, Esq!
The lad has must been happy to get away from Lagos, the sprawling, hellish, bizarre, nauseating, but ultimately "charming"-in-its-own-sick-way megacity |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:56 am |
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Superb Safari, Esq. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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