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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 pm

^^^... but they SMELL as if they've rotted.

Master Baiter Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 114

This bait continues to be totally awesome.

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If you know of a candidate that possesses good organization skills, types a minimum of thirty words a minute and is not inclined to assault please forward me this persons resume for consideration.

You know this would be a great opportunity for young Anita Very Happy

Imagine being streded and having her as your only lifeline. Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^ I was actually thinking of Anita, or someone like Anita. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:33 pm

If we hear an ear-piercing squeal, we'll know Anita got the job. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:08 pm

Anita would be great for the job. For so many reasons.

Imagine if she accidentally sent Famous' pictures to the whole list! Shocked

Ginny was terrified of Melinda, but now she can breathe free! and she's on a crusade to get those poor stranded kittens under her porch adopted by TWATs she can trust.

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:36 pm

How appropriate that Melinda would be trying to get TWATS to adopt kitties.

Master Baiter Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 114

LOL, for some reason this brought back memories of 'Are you being served?" Haven't thought about Mrs. Slocome's Pussy in years.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

No, no, no! Melinda is in jail trying to barter cigs for better treatment from the screws. It's Ginny that has the kittens!

An hour ago I got an email (Real Life email) from security telling us that we will no longer be allowed to order lunch from a particular Chinese Restaurant, as the delivery boy was rather rude and had to be escorted off the company grounds. For some reason I found that hilarious.

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:38 pm

^^ My bad. Yes - it is Ginny trying to give away the little pussies. Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:40 pm

I just thought it would be a laugh if the subject line was Urgent and about Help for the Stranded, then be about cats. Chad TWATs, what Chad TWATs? I can't hear them meow! Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 21

Do you guys have time for another pet? I may have something set up for a slamdunk but I doubt that I have the skill, time or resources to finish it proper. PM me for details.

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Responds to your mail, now I must tell you the truth Africa here you most be very careful with some of the people you mete.secondly you are delaying our transaction too. First you told me that you are having a transaction in Nigeria and now in Bennie. ( this is benin )

This is be coming too complicated. If really you are serious in my client funds and now that she is death the very important thing for you to come down here like you promise and move the funds. Which after you can continue other transactions with or I can ask one of my colleagues to travel with to Bennie which you can further to Nigerian..

I remember that you are having a church project in chard, and if you want to establish in any other country I can also assist you as your legal practitioner.

Kindly send me your contact number I need to hear from you .

Best regards

Yours faithful

Barrister

Mod edit: removed mask. There are no names in that text so there's no need to waste bandwith with the mask feature, especially for the complete text. Wink

- JF

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:46 am

Bummer. Godspower apparently has decided that he no longer felt like just sitting in Chad. That kinda sucks, but at least we got over a month out of him there, and only spoke with him for maybe 5 minutes during that entire time. I think that if we maybe at least sent him an e-mail or something over that month, he may have stayed longer. I really enjoyed ignoring him though. I suppose he'll just have to see the magazine cover in the comforts of his home, unless we can get it to him while he's in Nigeria. After being ignored for all this time, and practically kicked out of the church, here's how mad he is:

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Hello i have left Tchad and now i am in Lagos, I left Because of my Health, I just undergo an Eye surgery before i left for Tchad i never know i was going to spend up to this time, I hard no option to return for my Medication

I believe you will understand me so much, I will want to ask for an arrangement that can be made within Ghana, Togo if we can meet there it will be nice, And i will be happy if you can come to Ghana

You can Get to me with this number in Nigeria +234807xxxxxxx I will be in Nigeria in few Days if Due to fair problem.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR CALL
Yours
Godspower Jessa

I guess he can go to Togo after he gets home. Maybe the Congo though. Who knows.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:20 am

^^^
They both end in 'go' so it's a simple mistake.........

He needs a more fruitful vacation where he isn't ignored.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:37 pm

Man, he really was pretty nice about it wasn't he? Not as grumpy as I would have been.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:59 pm

Ya he was quite the beligerent lad as i recall.Imagine questioning the good works of the church...good riddance Godspower.

When Papa was away the child will play anticipating some new revelations!! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:05 am

Jojo, you're a very sick person. I'm hardly surprised you forgot about them, they are really dull people.

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:56 pm

Seriously, what is about to happen to Famous is far worse than anything that would have happened in Chad. I mentioned it before I think, but it is worth mentioning it again. Those guys in Chad are having it rough for a couple of days, weeks, months. But Famous will be forever humiliated by his friends and his family forever. There is no way to explain this picture. None.

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:05 pm

"It wasn't me!"?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Speaking of the lads in Chad, are they still there? Are they whining any? I haven't heard from them in about a week.

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:53 pm

No, I haven't heard from them. Jayhawk, why don't you send them some of those pictures of the church signs with their birthdays? That might keep them happy. It's up to you. They have emailed Van Damme a time or two, but they are not going to Bere as far as we know.

Godspower is in Nigeria right now. He doesn't have money to get back to Ghana yet. The Miracle Network is still there though.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

They really don't have a contact they feel comfortable with now that Melinda is in the pokey. I'll introduce Melinda's replacement next week and have her get in touch with them.

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:57 pm

Jayhawk, as far as we're concerned, you're basically in charge of them now. Quit asking us where they are. Wink

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:05 pm

How is the beautiful romance between our young lovers?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, until the adoption papers are filed they are still your lads!

I'm just curious as to whether or not Stanly is going to be entering an occupied home when he arrives in Lagos on Saturday. Not that this would be a bad thing, but still.... Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Do they still receive church memo mails about lactose intolerant smurfs?

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