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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Total Votes : 108 |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Posted:
Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 pm |
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^^^... but they SMELL as if they've rotted. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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MostlyHarmless
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2008
Posts: 114
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:53 pm |
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This bait continues to be totally awesome.
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If you know of a candidate that possesses good organization skills, types a minimum of thirty words a minute and is not inclined to assault please forward me this persons resume for consideration.
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You know this would be a great opportunity for young Anita
Imagine being streded and having her as your only lifeline. |
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"so i will make sure you are nail in the street, every body most see your dead soul in the street" W1ll1am B1lly, hitman and poet.
"my cook also very egarly crying for ur p*ssy dear, i will beat u darling" K3nn3th 4ny4ogu
"fulk your mom" M4ri4m J0hnston |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:08 pm |
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^^ I was actually thinking of Anita, or someone like Anita. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:33 pm |
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If we hear an ear-piercing squeal, we'll know Anita got the job. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Afterthefactica
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 34
Location: Themyscira
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:08 pm |
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Anita would be great for the job. For so many reasons.
Imagine if she accidentally sent Famous' pictures to the whole list!
Ginny was terrified of Melinda, but now she can breathe free! and she's on a crusade to get those poor stranded kittens under her porch adopted by TWATs she can trust. |
_________________ YOU ARE AN AMAZON AND I FEEL GLAD JOINTLY SETTING UP BUSINESSES AND CHARITY OUTFIT WITH YOU
I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW? AND PLEASE STOP BEING HOT TEMPERED EASILY AS A VITUES WOMAN YOU ARE AND A GOOD WOMAN. |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:36 pm |
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How appropriate that Melinda would be trying to get TWATS to adopt kitties. |
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MostlyHarmless
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2008
Posts: 114
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:34 pm |
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LOL, for some reason this brought back memories of 'Are you being served?" Haven't thought about Mrs. Slocome's Pussy in years. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:36 pm |
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No, no, no! Melinda is in jail trying to barter cigs for better treatment from the screws. It's Ginny that has the kittens!
An hour ago I got an email (Real Life email) from security telling us that we will no longer be allowed to order lunch from a particular Chinese Restaurant, as the delivery boy was rather rude and had to be escorted off the company grounds. For some reason I found that hilarious. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:38 pm |
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^^ My bad. Yes - it is Ginny trying to give away the little pussies. |
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Afterthefactica
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 34
Location: Themyscira
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:40 pm |
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I just thought it would be a laugh if the subject line was Urgent and about Help for the Stranded, then be about cats. Chad TWATs, what Chad TWATs? I can't hear them meow! |
_________________ YOU ARE AN AMAZON AND I FEEL GLAD JOINTLY SETTING UP BUSINESSES AND CHARITY OUTFIT WITH YOU
I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW? AND PLEASE STOP BEING HOT TEMPERED EASILY AS A VITUES WOMAN YOU ARE AND A GOOD WOMAN. |
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dr kott
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 May 2008
Posts: 21
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Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:34 pm |
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Do you guys have time for another pet? I may have something set up for a slamdunk but I doubt that I have the skill, time or resources to finish it proper. PM me for details.
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Responds to your mail, now I must tell you the truth Africa here you most be very careful with some of the people you mete.secondly you are delaying our transaction too. First you told me that you are having a transaction in Nigeria and now in Bennie. ( this is benin )
This is be coming too complicated. If really you are serious in my client funds and now that she is death the very important thing for you to come down here like you promise and move the funds. Which after you can continue other transactions with or I can ask one of my colleagues to travel with to Bennie which you can further to Nigerian..
I remember that you are having a church project in chard, and if you want to establish in any other country I can also assist you as your legal practitioner.
Kindly send me your contact number I need to hear from you .
Best regards
Yours faithful
Barrister |
Mod edit: removed mask. There are no names in that text so there's no need to waste bandwith with the mask feature, especially for the complete text. - JF |
_________________ - my number is +2332482898994 call me so that god will kill you
-GIMMIE UR NUMBER OR LOCATION MAKE U FUCK U UP. ME I DEY FOR MAGODO..MUGUN..U WILL DIE WRETCHED
- its in the pockets of the higher ones. my real names are Martins Okafor call me on +2347083370317 and lets meet and fight
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That this is not one of those Nigerian/African scams that all
they are after is to ripe you off your money and at the end you wil not
receive your funds, but note that this is no scam and is directly from the
Management of Western Union Money Transfer United Kingdom Head Office and our Motto is To Serve You Better. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:46 am |
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Bummer. Godspower apparently has decided that he no longer felt like just sitting in Chad. That kinda sucks, but at least we got over a month out of him there, and only spoke with him for maybe 5 minutes during that entire time. I think that if we maybe at least sent him an e-mail or something over that month, he may have stayed longer. I really enjoyed ignoring him though. I suppose he'll just have to see the magazine cover in the comforts of his home, unless we can get it to him while he's in Nigeria. After being ignored for all this time, and practically kicked out of the church, here's how mad he is:
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Hello i have left Tchad and now i am in Lagos, I left Because of my Health, I just undergo an Eye surgery before i left for Tchad i never know i was going to spend up to this time, I hard no option to return for my Medication
I believe you will understand me so much, I will want to ask for an arrangement that can be made within Ghana, Togo if we can meet there it will be nice, And i will be happy if you can come to Ghana
You can Get to me with this number in Nigeria +234807xxxxxxx I will be in Nigeria in few Days if Due to fair problem.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR CALL
Yours
Godspower Jessa |
I guess he can go to Togo after he gets home. Maybe the Congo though. Who knows. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:20 am |
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^^^
They both end in 'go' so it's a simple mistake.........
He needs a more fruitful vacation where he isn't ignored. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:37 pm |
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Man, he really was pretty nice about it wasn't he? Not as grumpy as I would have been. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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P T Barnum
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2008
Posts: 25
Location: Canada
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Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:59 pm |
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Ya he was quite the beligerent lad as i recall.Imagine questioning the good works of the church...good riddance Godspower.
When Papa was away the child will play anticipating some new revelations!! |
_________________ Long Live T.W.A.T |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:05 am |
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Jojo, you're a very sick person. I'm hardly surprised you forgot about them, they are really dull people. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:56 pm |
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Seriously, what is about to happen to Famous is far worse than anything that would have happened in Chad. I mentioned it before I think, but it is worth mentioning it again. Those guys in Chad are having it rough for a couple of days, weeks, months. But Famous will be forever humiliated by his friends and his family forever. There is no way to explain this picture. None. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:05 pm |
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"It wasn't me!"? |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:19 pm |
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Speaking of the lads in Chad, are they still there? Are they whining any? I haven't heard from them in about a week. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:53 pm |
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No, I haven't heard from them. Jayhawk, why don't you send them some of those pictures of the church signs with their birthdays? That might keep them happy. It's up to you. They have emailed Van Damme a time or two, but they are not going to Bere as far as we know.
Godspower is in Nigeria right now. He doesn't have money to get back to Ghana yet. The Miracle Network is still there though. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:57 pm |
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They really don't have a contact they feel comfortable with now that Melinda is in the pokey. I'll introduce Melinda's replacement next week and have her get in touch with them. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:57 pm |
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Jayhawk, as far as we're concerned, you're basically in charge of them now. Quit asking us where they are. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:05 pm |
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How is the beautiful romance between our young lovers? |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:05 pm |
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Well, until the adoption papers are filed they are still your lads!
I'm just curious as to whether or not Stanly is going to be entering an occupied home when he arrives in Lagos on Saturday. Not that this would be a bad thing, but still.... |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Posted:
Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:54 am |
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Do they still receive church memo mails about lactose intolerant smurfs? |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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