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Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 114

Usually I have a couple of baits on the go but I have the time for far more. So I get a few email addresses and send out a mass insult normally regarding animals, prostitution - I''m sure you get the gist. What's the most disgusting email that you have ever sent out to the scammers? I try really hard but what's your worst?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

PM devguy or Gomer-their's are quality. Very Happy

Or pop down to the Insulting Mass Bait (in publish your work) and just steal a lad reply and recycle it to a load of other lads. We even have phone numbers!!!

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:29 am

It depends on your definition of "disgusting..."

I sent a Ladette a cut-and-paste piece of net porn detailing how I'd like to give her a sound spanking before subjecting her to anal sex ("her" response was "What a sweet story" - I kid you not).

But then I also sent a Lad a description of how I'd deliberately shot a Somali militiaman in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun (normally used for blowing open doors) and how I wished he (the Lad) would suffer the same fate.

Finally... try this exchange:

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Go butt-fuck a goat and suck out its ass afterwards, you filthy little creep.

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and wht do u mean by ? God, you make me sick. Go butt-fuck a goat and suck out its ass afterwards, you filthy little creep.

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Ask the goat, it's probably more intelligent than you!

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 114

Yes, I suppose felching a goat is pretty disgusting. I haven't accused them of doing that yet but it's now definitely on the list. I normally assume that they do that to the monkeys.

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:39 am

I like to send out mass insult emails, describing their father's copulation with a goat and then adding photographic evidence. I get most of my scripts from Devguy, tweak it some, attach a photo and then put my favorite lad's phone number at the end.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 114

I agree wholeheartedly. I acquired my best insult picture by Googling "nigerian goat sex". It has never failed to get a decent response.

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:58 am

^^^Dare I ask? Laughing

I also claim their mother does goats and also have photographic evidence.

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:06 am

@scambo - thank you. This may be useful for my lad to educate him in what to do for his next set of pictures.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 114

What I want to know though is - How far is too far? Is there a "too far" or am I jut being soft? I accuse them of paedophilea, necrophelia and many other things. Is this just my twisted sense of humour or am I not the only one?

@Thomas. Remember a goat is not just for Christmas - it's for wife.

Please refrain from doubling up your posts. Just press that shiny "edit" button and add to your prior post. Go ahead, try it -- JMR

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:16 am

These lads are scum. They may not be guilty of the sexual deviance that you accuse them of, but they are morally twisted beyond repair. My pet lad, for example, is attempting to get money from one of my characters for a fake NGO that provides HIV/AIDS education. He sees nothing wrong, it appears, in telling me the most outrageous lies in order to make a little money (and sometimes it is just a little money). One of my elderly characters once told him that she would have to spend the money she otherwise needed for her medication in order to send him $600. No problem as far as the lad was concerned.

So... you are accusing them of necrophilia and paedophilia. They may be innocent of these things, but if you offered them money, they'd do them, I'd bet (of course, you never would do that). These people's moral sense is twisted to the extent that they need a corkscrew to get dressed in the morning. I have no problem with what you're doing. YMMV.

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:47 am

Not really an insult, but I sent this to a love scammer:

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Dear xxx

Send me a photo of a lit candle in your ass. All emails without such a photo will be ignored.

He sent a reply calling me 'naughty' and the rest of his script, but no photo. So I ignored him. I wonder if I sent a mass email if I would actually get a photo...

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:28 am

This is the result I got when I googled "nigerian goat sex".

Laughing

Why do goats always look like they are smoking marijuana?