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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:34 pm |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:46 pm |
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Frank, no prayers for Reverend Dover? How quickly we all forget.
So, is Dover still alive, or has he kicked the bucket yet? Perhaps he grabbed a couple of Smurfs and left the hospital in a daze? How is Dover? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:49 pm |
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To be honest, we are just letting these guys rot. You all are doing a fine job with the church emails. Phystme did send him an email today, saying Happy B-day to Andrew.
Could you guys maybe make some church signs that wish Andrew a Happy B-day? I would send them his way. I liked your signs frank.lester.
I think Dover is still alive. Just not doing well. He has communicated a few times with Jean Claude Van Damme, but he is not really too much help. Kind of like the Anita of the medical world.
EDIT: Chatting with Famous again...
You know what is weird? I think what we are going to do to him is far worse than what we did to Adamu. I mean, Adamu had some bad months. But this kid is forever going to be humiliated. His family and friends are going to shun him. And there is nothing you can do. Nothing he will say can make those pictures NOT look gay. There are no words that can describe it. Nothing. Ever. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:23 pm |
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I figured this chat was pretty good. It has some good information about Godspower.
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Famous: Luv yesterday i losgard my D cam
me: then i send the one u ask
u lost ur camera?
r u lying to me???
Famous: OHHHHH
KNOW
IT FEEL 4RM A MY HAND WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GET INTO A BUS
me: u broke it
Famous: yes
me:
u can borrow one
from a friend
Famous: u know i told i was rushing somwhereelse
it pains me so much
i bought it for 600 GHC
Famous: it realy mk me broke
me: it's ok
borrow a friends camera
u can do it
once u do that i'll send mne
Famous: i do't like borrowing things
he only D cam i have now
me: what about philemon
Famous: has no cable port to internet
phi is fine
me: u can buy a port to the internet???
4 cheap?
Famous: swt i will do anthing 4 u
but understand when i insist
is old version
me: what do u mean???
Famous: i have walk all the pc shop in acra i could not get the cable
me:
that is sad
i believe u can do it though
u will get a camera
Famous: that is why i bought new one
me: u r my man and u r awesome!
Famous: but it got broken
i am not realy happy
abt that dat
ar u there?
me: yes
how did u get philemon to take those pics for u
he said for one love
what does that mean???
Famous: Brother hod luv
he luv me
me: he luv u?
like gay?
Famous: no
me: he wants ur penis?
lol!
jk
Famous: one luv keep us toghter
Famous: ar u there?
me: ya
thats cool
how long do u know philemon
Famous: for tim now
2yrs
me: cool
Had you ever seen him naked before
Famous: we take our bat togter
in my house
Anita
me: u take a bath together?
Famous: hoo u not always fast in ur reply
in the beach
me: i have to be careful no one sees me
Famous: my bathing room
me: i dont want anyone to know about us
i could get in trouble
u take a bath with him?
i dont understand
Famous: swiming
me: oh
Famous: wat do u, u can get into trouble
me: if they knew i sent u those pics
they wouldnt like that
Famous: i am not a kid
who?
ben, my Dad or my friends
me: probably all of them
they wouldnt like that i am going to have sex with u
but i dont care
i am grown
i am an adult
i can drive a car
that means i can make big girl decisions
u know right?
Famous: ahaha............
when is your last birthday?
i mean when did u celibrate ur last birthday
me: may 13
Famous: swt
me: i turned 16
so rly, i am 16 and 1/4
Famous: hoooo
me: thats practically 17
Famous: u are a big baby girl
ya
a yr to go
luv
What can you do 4 luv?
me: what do u mean
i can have sex
Famous: u can be wise girl now
me: u will still have sex wth me right
Famous: u mst not be 18 b4 u learn abt life
me: i know
u still love me
Famous: 17 i was making decision on my own
the law say 18 but i say 16
me: me too!
see
we r soulmates!
Famous: 4 life
answer my q
wat can u do 4 love
me: i dont understand the q
Famous: question
what can u do 4 luv?
swt
me: i dont understand what u r asking
say the question differently
u mean sex???
Famous: i can do anything 4 luv
wat can u do?
hoooo
me: yes
i would do anything 4 love
Famous: were did u go?
me: but i wont do that
i had to minimize the screen
Famous: ok
u wont do that?
wat do u maen
me: I'd run right into hell and back
i'll never lie to u and thats a fact
i'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way
Famous: i do't understand
me: I would do anything for love
anything you've been dreaming of
Famous: i am happy
me: That I would do anything for love?
/end Meatloaf lyrics
Famous: do u tell Williem abt wat i told u
me: abt ur dad?
yes
Famous: ya
nice
me: he says that he is supposed to be staying with the other guys
Miracle and Andrew
Famous: Dad is Mad and he need to work to get money to feed and other expensis
me: what does he do all day
Famous: he is in Chad
i have send a;; i have 4 him
me: i know he is in chad
but what does he do during the day
Famous: but he has no money he need to come om
he need to come home
but from accra to Togo is jst tpo hrs drive is not far
My Dad as a preacher
me: yes
i know
what is he doing in chad
like, what does he do all day
is he working
Famous: nOTING
me: or just sitting around?
Famous: YES
me: he just sits?
Famous: Chad s not his home
yes
Ben ask him to go to chad
he has be wiating
me: yes
ben is sick u know
Famous: d't u think he should come back
yes
ok Ben is in Benin right?
luv
Anita
are u there?
me: ben is in chad
his plane got lost
Famous: hoooooo
me: he got on the wrong plane
and then he got sick n the desert
from the heat
Famous: now in chad
me: yeah
but he is int he hospital
in bere
Famous: ok the church wil be coming?
where is benin?
hi luv
me: where is benin?
isnt it near u
Famous: sorry
u say bere, were is bere?
me: in chad
not far from ndjamena
Famous: hooooo
chad is very far from
me
me: yes
but ur dad is in chad
Famous: yes
me: ben is in bere adventist hospital
Famous: but i want him to come to Ghana
me: he is very sick
he has pink eye
and broke legs
he was hurt badly
someone tried to rob him
Famous: hooo
sory
me: but he still has the money for ur dad
Famous: Anita
Togo is so close to Accra
me: yes
i understand
Famous: from lome to accar is 2hrs drive
when they drop in lome my Dad can meet them in lome
then i probaly pic u there
me: we will see
Famous: ok
explain to tem
me: i dont know if i can
Famous: my Dad needs to come home
me: william got mad at me
when i asked him about ur dad
Famous: why]
anita
u mean he never listen to u
me: he is kind of mean
not like Ben
Ben was nice
and funny
william is mean sometimes
he made me cry
Famous: hoo uv
luv
wil h alow u to come and cee me?
me: i will
he will let me go
he is nice some times
but he had some stuff to deal with earlier
Famous: ok
but u need to talk to im abt my Dad
he wil
listen
me: i have been talking with him about ur dad
he said ur dad needs to go to bere
Famous: tell him my Dad write an email
me: and he needs to check his damn email
that's what william said
Famous: no my Dad has no mails fro anyone tell them
he is not kind
why will he use such word
me: william said ur dad doesnt check his email
that he has someone do it for him
and that whenever the church emailed him, it was like he never read them
Famous: he do my Dad need drugs for his eye
but stil in chad he never get it
me: oh
what is wrong with his eye
Famous: so he can not read from a monitor
i told u
he has not be taken medication
me: oh yeah
Famous: u know the ray from a pc monitor at time is not good
me: oh
i don't know what to tell william
can ur dad go to bere?
and get the money from dover
Sent at 2:52 PM on Friday
Famous: can't him reason that my Dad is a total stranger in Chad
no money
me: what about the money u sent him
where does he sleep
Famous: if it were to be williem, he would be very angrey
is jst 400 Ghc
for almost 3weeks
in a strange land
me: where does he sleep
Famous: i do't no
me: what does he eat
Famous: he never tell me
i am not with im i might not knw wah he eat
that is why i am worried
me: oh
what does he say about the church
Famous: And inform Williem that he has poor communication
he keep saying thta he will wiat
i ask him to come
Anita
me: he says our church has poor communication?
i have never herad that before
Famous: no
i said
u tell williem that he has a poor communication
he never write my Dad email
u get me, do u?
me: i understand
he never writes to ur dad?
that's mean
William is busy you know
Famous: yes
Ben promise that willies will be communicating
me: yeah
i am so sry 4 ur daddy
Famous: but williem do ot feel that
i will ask him to come
me: no
he should wait
maybe Ben will get better
does he have the money to come home????[/b]
Famous: yes
we pay
me: oh
he should use it to go to bere
not to come home
that's what william said
i dont know about the whole thing
Famous: knw
my Dad is not after that money
me: but ben has $200,000 for your dad at the bere hospital
of course ur dad is not after the money
Famous: he will come
the way williem reacted i do't like it
Anita
talk 2 me]
wat are doing
me: i am reading
what u r writing
Famous: wat ar u doimg
wat?
ohhhhhhh
me: i am reading what u say
Famous: u d't understand
me: i just dont get why he wont go to bere like william said
i dont know much
but that seems so easy
Famous: Chad is close to Sudan a
and there is a war in sudan
me: oh???
rly?
who knew?
Famous: Arabs hav a way of doing things
me: yeah
arabs are mean
like that Ben Llama guy
he is awful
Famous: they can get my dad hurt
me: that beard is so last season
what does ur dad say about chad
is it hot?
Famous: ya
u will not like toi stay cad wen u get there
me: y not
Famous: that wat my Dad told me
me: it is not fun 4 him????
Famous: not fun
the people around are muslim
which is islam
Famous: u get it?
me: Oh
they dont like him then
Famous: luv jst tell willliem my Dad will meet him in togo
me: i will talk to him sunday
he is mean today
i dont want to talk to him today
Famous: ahaha
me: he will just yell
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:48 pm |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:58 pm |
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Frank.lester - love the signs
jopo - Love the Meatloaf lyrics. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:22 pm |
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What the hell is going on here?? I mean, you can kinda tell what Famous is up to, but his friend is just chilling on the other side of the bed? WTF??
http://members.419eater.com/~professor_so_and/f5_burn.jpg
Oh yeah, sorry if that still NSFW. I blurred everything that seemed necessary to hide.
That's swell- thanks. Still made a link. TS |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:52 pm |
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^Yeah, that's a little creepy there
...Then again they have other ways & ideas of what is proper in other cultures... Although I thought I read in other baits (SC Bush & v1llage pe0ple comes to mind) that they are real prudes about nudity in Africa Which begs the question:
What the hell is that guy doing & is he leaning over |
_________________ you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure
2,633 miles: Peterson/Gomer/fbi/Tina Mike/MrMicheal: Lagos.Doula.Yaounde.Limbe.Mundemba.ChimpCamp.[SSC Cameroon].(2weeks Jail).Baffousam(across Nigeria).Cotonou.Parakou.[SSC Benin] C/B Master & 5imba et al "i am coming to safari my self" "he is at chimpazine camp" "go pick him at the police station" |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:55 pm |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:28 pm |
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@Prof-WTF!!!
Famous+boyfriend+photographer~add in a goat or two and they''ll be enough for a love train!!!
linky NSFW |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:36 am |
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Who was taking the pictures? |
_________________
Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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dionbouton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Jul 2008
Posts: 41
Location: Sydney Australia
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:40 am |
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Hi.
I read recently that some TWATs are waiting in NJamena , apparently in front of the boulangerie in Av, Charles de Gaulle.
I have 4 -5 pictures of this very same street , exactly that corner. -btw this is one of the only "touristics" street in Njamena , indeed as far as I remember its the only one with internet cafes , digital picture processing , etc.
if you want any picture to add some credibility or "the driver was there looking for you .. he even took some pictures !!" just ask
Thanks
DB |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:45 am |
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^^Definitely! Thanks! |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Harry Tuttle
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 1
Location: Somewhere in the 20th Century
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:03 am |
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Wow. What can I say; I had no idea prior to spending the last several hours reading this thread that your craft had been refined to this degree.
Felt compelled to register and pay my respects.
Huge entertainment. Great work. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:38 am |
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Welcome to Eater, Harry. |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:40 am |
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Welcome to Eater Harry Tuttle. Grab a mentor, read the Stickies, bait safe and have some fun. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:11 pm |
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Am I too late to add a church sign?
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:12 pm |
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Wow, incredible this bait is still going... and only getting better
Great work!
BTW I had 2 weeks vacation without access to the internet (even in the center of europe these places exist...) but after a week I really had to check how the boys in Chad where doing... ever tried reading a thread like this on a small Sony Ericsson mobile phone on a campsite in the mountains with a low reception? not easy I tell ya! (let's hope the phone bill is not outragious this month... ) |
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Bangbang
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Gulf Stream
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:49 pm |
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first, let me start of by apologizing for being a slacker and not checking in and keeping up with this Epic bait that apparently has no foreseeable ending in sight, (and thank you all for that ) I've just recently accept a new position that has me commuting 2400 miles round trip each week, but I will try much harder to keep up in the future.
Secondly, All I can say is ..........Wow
Their should be a new Badge for Pure Evilness's witch you all should receive and display proudly.........You all have truly earned it
I am not quite sure about our little Anita yet whether or not she is a little Ho or just a PT....I guess time will tell |
_________________ my vehilce break. bust radiator from bang bang on teh road |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:56 pm |
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Please do not not contact me any more i don't need people like you. ~Ge0rge |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Posted:
Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:16 pm |
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Nice bait, but the naked lads were...well... |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
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Nigeria
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 15
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:37 am |
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We all like our naked lads. |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:09 am |
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In my opinion Famous deserves to be on the front of a gay magazine for choosing a red and white Mary Poppins shirt |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:40 pm |
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I know it can be tough keeping all of this straight, but the following email went out to all TWAT employees (including our stredded reverends) concerning M3linda Babyj4y:
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My brothers and sisters of TWAT
Some of you by now might have heard the terrible news regarding Secretary M3linda B4byjay. In an effort to stop any whispering and rumor spreading, I will let you all know exactly what happened this weekend.
Friday evening Ms. B4byjay was relaxing at the "Fox and Hound" pub, enjoying a few Long Island Ice Teas. According to the bartender she had enjoyed seven Long Island Ice Teas.
Apparently Ms. Babyjay saw a slim, athletic looking long hair bleached blond woman at the bar. In her rather inebriated condition Ms. B4byjay mistook this woman for C4mmy White, broke a pool cue over her head, and proceeded to deliver several blows to her head and body.
This woman was not C4mmy White, rather she was a Hooters Waitress named "Ra1nbow Flowers."
Ms. Flowers is currently resting in stable condition at the hospital, with a cracked skull, two broken ribs and a cracked fibula. Ms. B4byjay is currently residing in County Jail, and according to the District Attorney will be charged with First Degree Assault.
I have talked to M3linda, and we both are in agreement that it is best for her to resign her position as Secretary at this time. I am looking for Pastors to provide counseling to Melinda in what surely will be a difficult time. Remember, the lord loves us all.
I am looking to backfill Melinda's Secretarial position as quickly as possible. If you know of a candidate that possesses good organization skills, types a minimum of thirty words a minute and is not inclined to assault please forward me this persons resume for consideration.
Please, this is not a time to engage in snarky behavior regarding Ms. B4byjay. Even though she is no longer employed by TWAT she is, and always will be, one of us. I have talked to Mel1nda about spreading the word of TWAT while she is in prison, and she seemed to be quite receptive to that idea.
Keep focused on your missions, and don't let this one be a distraction. If you have any messages you would like me to pass onto Melinda please send them to me, and I will relay them to Melinda when I visit her. Also, Melinda requested me to bring her packs of cigarettes so that she can trade them to the other inmates for various favors. I indicated I would do that.
Yours in Christ
M4ley 4myx
TWAT Human Resources |
Melinda was the person that was going to send the lads their holy clothing and $3k. Too bad that she was suspended, then fired, before she could do that. |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:44 pm |
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You guys are doing amazing!!!
By the way, lads don't rot, they just fade away in the peaceful streets of Chad... |
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