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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:54 pm

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From: "BALACK WOOD" <[email protected]>
Subject: SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND WANT YOU DEAD.
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*SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND WANT YOU DEAD.

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this,
I was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.

Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person
have spent a lot of money on this, the person came to us and told us that he
wants you dead and he provided us your names and other necessary information
we needed about you.

Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out
the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to
stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something
good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why
somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring
you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to
hide might not be.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you
are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might
just spear your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all
pay $900 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you
and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $7100. If you are
not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the
assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I
will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that
somebody want you dead, and the person knows some members of your family as
well.

For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 8pm until I make
out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person
who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action. Good luck as
I await your urgent responds to this email ([email protected]** )

Bye.*

*Balack Wood.*

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 12

Wow, now this one could get interesting. Not seen one of these before :S

PS. my first post Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:21 pm

Hi Balack,

Sorry, but you and your other boys will have to wait in line. There are many people that want me dead and they were here first, so you just have to wait your turn to try and kill me. In my country, I am known as "The ASSinator" because I specialize in hunting down and killing assasins. When asassasins try to extort money from me it makes me especially angry, so I like to devise special methods to kill these people. Perhaps you have not heard from your "boys" yet - that is because I found them last night hiding behind my barn. I tied them up and fed them to my pigs, one part at a time. Oh, and I only worked on one of them at a time. I first cut his toes off and fed them to my pigs while his friend watched. then, I cut his feet off, one at a time and fed them to the pigs. He was still whimpering when I tossed the rest of his body to the pigs. Finally, when I finished with the first boy, I started on the second, even though he was crying and sniveling like a little boy by then. He told me all about you and my supposed friend that paid you. Well, mr friend, today I come to visit. Tomorrow, I go to see mr Balak Wood. You better enjoy that money mr balak wood because I am coming to visit you. My pigs are very hungry mr Balak Wood.

Would you like to meet my pigs?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:51 pm

Yippee a new Hitlad. Nice one Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:53 pm

A bit brighter than my last hitlad. I "replied" using my 10 year old female persona, but he didn't take the bait.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:35 pm

I don't know about you guys, but I liked the Pigs story. Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:24 pm

Well, I am up for this. I wrote him back and will see what I can get.

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:13 am

LOL. holy crap, i had no idea there were "hitlads". this is too funny. I'm actually gonna see what i can do with this....

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:51 am

They didn't respond at all to my attempts to turn it back on them:

http://members.419eater.com/~jellyroll/Bulldozer/Bulldozer_14May08.pdf

Perhaps somebody else will have better luck. There is at least one other post here about this hitman scam, trying to bargain the price. That didn't work either. Some of these bastards are just no fun at all. Evil or Very Mad

And not only that - they seem to have raised the price!

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:05 am

Quote:

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? ...I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life

Sounds painful!

Personally, I would ask the scumbag to toss a coin and if its heads you die, if its tails you'll come and kill him yourself in such a gruesome fashion<insert details here> that even his own mother wouldn't recognize him.

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:56 am

^^^^i'm with Tommo on this one.... a toss of the coin always does the trick!

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:11 am

"Hitlads" seem to be particularly stupid, even by the standards of stupid lads... Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:43 pm

This Lad seems rigid to the script. i demanded an explanation and it seems i've already been dropped. he's no fun Sad

Ah well i still have Shen Pyro to abuse Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:28 pm

Guess he lost my address. Oh, well. This was my first time at replying to one of these, perhaps I'll get as sophisticated as one of you eventually.

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:28 pm

Woooooho! A new hitbeast Twisted Evil

B

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:24 pm

Hitlads are stupid,but you have to play it real straight with them for while to get anywhere.As soon as you start acting llike you killed his hired help.or anything like that,they know you are a joker.Once you get around to the payment,they smell money and then you can start having fun.I'm still messing with Radebbe bin Killer from several weeks ago.I've gone from compliant,to telling him how much I liked the show his mother put on with a goat.

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