Uk lottery testimonials - very funny!

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419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

At the bottom of a recent UK Lottery scam email were the following testimonials:

TESTIMONIES OF OUR PAST LUCKY WINNERS:

''When I first received an unsolicited email that I have just won One Million British Pounds Starlings it appeared to me like one of those uncalled -for emails .However when I decided to justify my curiosity by contacting Dr. Richard Adams to know if this was real he instructed me on what to do to claim my winning and as a matter of fact I was skeptical initially but when I did I was full of surprise when my bank here in America called me up to confirm to me that an additional One Million Pounds about two Million United States Dollars Has been transferred from England to my account .......I am really happy for the UK National Lottery who made it possible for me to be One Million Pounds Richer Today ''..
[Mr. Walter Shaun [From Texas In The United States Of America ]

''To me everything was pointing to the direction of a scam especially when I was told that I have to make the payment of a particular amount of money being the British Tax imposition and transfer charges to the transfer bank before my winning fund will be transferred This was so because I had the belief that for being a winner I do not have to send money first before receiving .However when I discussed this with my wife she urged me to do so because of her believe on the UK National Lottery .After I have meet this condition , it hit me like a thunder ball when I was surprised that eventually Five Hundred Thousand Pounds was deposited into my account .It was unbelievable to me until I made the withdrawal of Two Hundred Thousand Pounds to buy a new house in Tehran, Iran'' .
Dr. Ali Mohammad Alamin [From Iran ]

''To me I was the last person on earth to believe in the internet of a thing and its winning .Especially considering the fact that I am a black woman from Nigeria .I just couldn’t believe it ,but when I called my claim agent to confirm my wining I was still in surprise until I meet all his condition and today I am the pillar in my family because of my financial strength''.
Mrs. Joyce Adebayor [From Nigeria West Africa ]

'' Words cant explain how I feel winning a lottery I never participated in .I have been playing the Uk National Lottery and buying tickets every week .However, I was over joyed when my email address was selected by the computer as one among the lucky winners and now I am praying every day so as emerge as the jackpot winner of One Million British Pounds Starlings so that I can buy a football club of my own here in England ''

Mr. Bright Waterfalls [Liverpool England ]

'' I can beat my hands on my chest and tell any one who cares to listen that this is a genue lottery. I am a living testimony ,my parents never believed when I informed them that I won but today look at me only 9 years old and I am already smiling to the bank with Ninety Five Thousand Pounds ''
Little Miss Natalie Mboweni [ South Africa ]

'' Man, I am really a winner!!! Waooo my joy is imeasurable!!!! ''

Mr. Sammy Young [ Japan One Million Pounds Jackpot Winner ]

'' I have received this kind of winning notification on several occasions but I didn’t believe until I just took a risk of paying all the charges I was required to pay .Infect I had to borrow money from within around to pay all these charges and look at me today I can pay back what I have borrowed in 5 folds to my creditors ''

Mrs Carlose Escobar [ Ecuador in South America Seven Hundred Thousand Pounds Winner ]

'' Infect ,I am donating 20% percent to any charity organization of my choice in Asia as a free -will gift and a thank you gift to the Almighty God for making it possible for me to win a lottery I never participated believed in ''.
Mr. John White [From Australia .Two Hundred Thousand Pounds Winner]

'' This is my second time of winning a lottery so it never came to me as a surprise .But still I am grateful to the lottery organizers for making this come true ''

Mr. Ismail Sadiq [From Jordan .Twenty Thousand Pounds Winner ]

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:12 am

Wow, that is so pathetic. Funny, but pathetic...

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:20 am

Would a legitimate lottery need testimonials?

It would be funny to send a lotto lad testimonials from other baited lotto lads. Too bad we can't do that!

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:30 am

I particularly enjoyed:

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it hit me like a thunder ball

and

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I can beat my hands on my chest

and

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Mr. Sammy Young [ Japan One Million Pounds Jackpot Winner ] [this is a very common name in Japan, of course]

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:45 am

I wonder how I could get some pound starlings. The starlings around here are maybe a half pound at best.

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:19 am

Hehe, those are great. I love how the testimonials attempt to answer the questions that any rational person would have about somehow winning a lottery they had never participated in and then needing to pay thousands of dollars worth of 'fees' in order to collect the money. But just trust us, it's totally risky free and you can get hit with a thunder ball of your own!

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:21 am

"I am a winner!!!"

And is a pound starlings a pound of birds, that would be wicked, I hear they make good eats in some parts of the world.

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This really got my attention

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I am a living testimony ,my parents never believed when I informed them that I won but today look at me only 9 years old and I am already smiling to the bank with Ninety Five Thousand Pounds ''

These lotto lads are true vermin.

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:53 am

Thank you for posting. Very amusing. I particularly liked....

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' Words cant explain how I feel winning a lottery I never participated in .I have been playing the Uk National Lottery and buying tickets every week .However, I was over joyed when my email address was selected by the computer as one among the lucky winners and now I am praying every day so as emerge as the jackpot winner of One Million British Pounds Starlings so that I can buy a football club of my own here in England ''

Mr. Bright Waterfalls [Liverpool England ]

Nice name! I bet he's an Everton supporter. Laughing

What a bunch of arse. You go into a shop buy a ticket, get your numbers then your email address gets selected. LMFAO. Anybody that falls for this needs their bumps feeling. Sadly, some of them do.

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:01 am

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This is my second time of winning a lottery so it never came to me as a surprise .But still I am grateful to the lottery organizers for making this come true

Sure babe, glad we could arrange that for ya. Wink

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:59 am

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'' I have received this kind of winning notification on several occasions but I didn’t believe until I just took a risk of paying all the charges I was required to pay .Infect I had to borrow money from within around to pay all these charges and look at me today I can pay back what I have borrowed in 5 folds to my creditors ''

Oh, that is great for credibility! They just know that most victims are going to have to borrow the money and this just makes me boil with rage to the fact that they can set this up by already planting the seeds in a victims head that they may need to BORROW to get their winnings! Evil or Very Mad

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