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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:04 pm |
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Should I condone theft
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I am Mr.xxxx xxxx, i am a government miner working with the mines in Cotonu, Benin Republic. I and other miners have plans to steal 400 kilos of 22 karat gold from the mines, get a gold buyer who is capable of buying 400 kilos of 22 karat gold and move the gold out. Some top officers of the mines are involved and will back up the transactions with legal,custom and other relevant documents to ensure that the gold is genuinely bought and leaves our country to your country or anywhere of your choice where it can be safely sold without problems. |
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_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:05 pm |
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offer him the change in your pocket for the transactions |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:10 pm |
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No you shouldn't condone theft. Unfortunately the 22 karat gold will turn out to be worthless dirt that needs treating with chemicals etc.
Of course they don't know that yet.
Try and encourage them to deliver it somewhere very inconvenient to them, and as they are offering paperwork, make sure they send it all first. For some reason you can't send them cash for the documents, but you have a whole hill of cash ready for when they call. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:13 pm |
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Hire a a cargo plane to transport to stolen gold in, but Benin doesn't have a runway large enough for that kind of aircraft, so they'll have to meet you in, shall we say, Nigeria..?? |
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Vaevictus
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 7
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:17 pm |
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Whenever I get a gold lad, I always reply back asking for 9.8kg of Uranium 238, makes it a bit more interesting, if it's radioactive gives you more modalities you can spring on them |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:33 pm |
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^
I like that idea |
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FabulousFiasco
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 139
Location: a step ahead of my lad
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:54 pm |
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Finally a lad that admits to being a thief. I commend him on his honesty. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:17 pm |
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Of course you shouldn't condone theft. Personally I never condone criminal behaviour, except of course for exhibitionism, smuggled tobacco, mp3 downloading, assault with a friendly weapon, punk in drublic, and maybe a few minor noise bylaws.
But this is different! You won't condone an actual theft with this lad, so go right ahead. In order to actually commit theft, your lad would need to be thefting something that actually exists. Since he doesn't really have the ability to theft gold that isn't there from somebody who doesn't exist in the first place, nothing is really being thefted. Last time I looked, the act of thefting something that doesn't exist from a fictitious owner was not a major offense.
In offering to sell this gold, your lad is (of course) willing to provide images of both SEM and slide microscopy? Don't forget the chromatographic readout too. Can't be too careful these days, what with all the iron pirates on the market! |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:57 pm |
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Can he send you a photo of him with the 400 kilos of gold?
Such a reasonable request but it should panic him a bit into dreaming up reasons why not
You could even have a chuckle getting him to tell you how many Troy Ounces that is |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:27 am |
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^^^
Since he hasn't thefted it yet, he doesn't have it to take a photo of. But you might also ask him how big the box will be in which the 400kg (approx 12860.298 oz(troy)) of gold will be sent to you.
Make sure that the costs of all document preparation are to be borne initially at source, and of course you will repay them when the gold makes its way to you. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:13 am |
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Of course you should. Not only condone it but positively embrace it and then slowly squeeze the life out of it. |
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The Man
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Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:11 pm |
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Sure condone theft. Then see if you can get him to kill off his accomplices as that will mean more for you guys to split when he moves to the US to be with you.
you were planning on double crossing everyone and ending up with all the gold and cash right? |
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