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Gladesrunner
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 78
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Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:11 pm |
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Well, seeing my main lad just returned from his safari. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=145697 I decided to ease the pressure on him a bit, and start setting him up for his next failure.
I picked up a new sweetheart today. Had a lengthy chat with her. I would love to share the chat log with you, but because I am a dumbass, I closed the link just as I thought of saving it. (think of the same reaction when you lock your keys in your car)
Anyway, first chat with her, she is in love, needs me to send her $1500, only Western Union. Has to be this way, because she is 29 years old, and because she unmarried, her father basically owns here and took her passport from her. The police wont help, because in Ghana, that is the law. I know, I doubt it to, but thats her story. Anyway, I tell her I will send her the money if she provides me with a pic holding a sign with my name on it. Well, she sends me this peice of shit:
LOL, she even said she wrote in on the wall with chalk and had me wait 5 minutes while she cleaned it off before her father came home and saw it, lol. Just curious, does that count as a trophy??? I am not really a trophy hunter, although I have scored some good ones lately, I am just curious about the criteria. |
_________________ Rose/Samuel- Accra to Tamale (with OxygenDeprived)
Bank Accounts sent to Alan: 5
Stanley: "I told you i have no fucking money to call the Monster Mr. Glades. He is such a *DELETED* of a monster old dude."
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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Location: The star of India
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Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:19 pm |
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The criteria for trophies is pretty much along the lines of something "created especially for you" and not just recycled... in my eyes this is recycled from a soft porn pic, much like some of the IDs and cerificates are recycled.
It's rather funny though... it may find a place in the hall of shame, but it's not really a trophy. |
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Vir
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Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 121
Location: in ur base killing ur mans
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Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:39 pm |
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Perhaps some lads know how to use photoshop... but most prefer MS Paint. |
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Gladesrunner
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 78
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:43 am |
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Well, it took a little bit, but my new girl came through with the goods! Its a shame she didnt made a few mistakes and must redo them. Her drawing skills arent bad though, better than I could have done. One thing to note. I spoke with her on the phone a couple of times, both times I could hear a guy whispering in the background telling her what to say. Here is how I got the forms...
pete: Hi there
millicent: how are u doing?
pete: I am doing good, just woke up
millicent: nice
pete: how are you?
millicent: am doing good too
millicent: i saw ur mail but didnt understand
pete: I went to Western Union and MoneyGram, both places said there are new Department of Homeland Security requirements for sending money overseas. Those forms have to be filled out by the recepient
pete: has something to do with ensuring the money is not funding terrorist organizations
millicent: so how will i get the form to fill
pete: I spent all day running around downtown, trying to send the money and then getting those forms scanned
pete: I emailed them to you
millicent: whereare they?
pete: I dont think you can do it, I think your friend who I am sending the money to has to
petegoz06: attached to that email I sent you
millicent: ok am here with her
pete: look at that email I sent you, they are attached to it, the .zip file
millicent: ok
millicent: but dont send the money through money gram
millicent: ok
pete: no, I will send it Western Union as soon as you get those forms filled out and returned to me
millicent: i cant find any thing attached in my mail box
pete: I will send them again, one sec
millicent: send only the details u need
millicent: ok
pete: ok, I sent them
millicent: ok let me check
pete: they were very specific at western union, said they had to filled out by hand, in either blue or blank ink. they said they cant accept them any other way
millicent: i still cant find anything here to fill
pete: did you download and open the file?
millicent: there is no file here
pete: there is
millicent: ok
pete: I still have the email I just sent you in front of me, I am looking right at the file attachment
millicent: i have seen it
pete: ok good
millicent: so how will i fill it in hand
pete: I guess you will have to print them out, then fill them out, have them rescanned and email them back to me. Then I am going to have to print out the ones you sent and take them with me to western union
millicent: should i print all the fills u have sent?
pete: yes, they said they need to be complete
pete: so if you can get them back to me today, I will send the money today
millicent: ok i am going to print it then i will let agnes fill them then send it to u again
millicent: ok
pete: ok sounds good
pete: are you at her house now?
millicent: no i am in my room
pete: is your father around?
millicent: yes he is in his bed room
pete: ahhh, ok good, so you can chat then?
millicent: why is it that the forms ae many?
pete: I have no idea, you would have to ask the Department of Homeland Security, I know, it was 5 pages
millicent: they are ten forms in all
pete: right, it was 5 sheets of paper, front and back
millicent: is it front and back?
millicent: so how will i get the details when u send the money
pete: the copies that they gave me were, yes,
pete: I will email the details to you, I told you that
millicent: ok
pete: or I can call you, whichever you want
millicent: wait
millicent: why should i draw a thank and bak of money
pete: what are you talking about?
millicent: they said i should draw
millicent: are u sure these are details of western union?
pete: oh the forms, I dont know, it is probably some pschological test of some sort, I had to fill out a similar form before US Customs would give me an art shipment from Egypt just recently
millicent: is this money transfer details or shipment
pete: that is the form they gave me at western union
pete: I didnt scan the one I needed to do for the shipment
millicent: or it is a money gram?
pete: they were the same form at both western union and moneygram. When western union said I had to fill out the form, I tried to send the money through moneygram, thinking they might not need the form, and they handed me the exact same one
pete: whats the big deal? probably take less than an hour to fill the thing out
millicent: it will take more time
millicent: cos they said i have to draw and i dont know how to draw neither agnes
pete: just do the best you can I guess, keep it simple, I dont think they are expecting a rembrandt, lol
millicent: ok
millicent: so how much are u going to send?
pete: what you asked for $1500, I have it sitting right here on my desk
millicent: ok
millicent: so how will u get the forms back when i fill them
pete: I guess you are going to have them scanned and then email them back to me
millicent: ok
pete: I kind of bitched them out for not having them online, they said they wont have them implemented online for two more months
millicent: i will try my best and send it to u today
millicent: ok
pete: ok
millicent: ok can u call me and see whether i have finished?
pete: sure, what is your number?
millicent: ok
millicent: +00233271509444
millicent: flash me now and see whether its correct
pete: flash you? I think that means something different here in the US, lol, what do you mean?
millicent: call my number now and see whether it is correct
millicent: ok call me later\
millicent: ok
pete: was it ringing?
millicent: yes it wa
millicent: was
pete: ok good, it is working
millicent: so i will sign out now then i will go to my bed room with agnes to fill the form
millicent: ok
pete: ok, sounds good, I cant wait to her your voice
millicent: ok call me about 15 minutes later
millicent: ok
pete: 15 minutes from now?
millicent: yes
pete: ok
millicent: see u bye for now
pete: bye kisses
millicent: i will be online again
pete: ok
millicent: ok
millicent: bye
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_________________ Rose/Samuel- Accra to Tamale (with OxygenDeprived)
Bank Accounts sent to Alan: 5
Stanley: "I told you i have no fucking money to call the Monster Mr. Glades. He is such a *DELETED* of a monster old dude."
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Murry Guru
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:24 pm |
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Very good, now that counts as a trophy
The Im trannscript is also a kind of trophy as it proves that you have tied the lads time up for long enough to have that chat, well done on both counts |
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FrumpyBB
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:37 pm |
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Beautiful
I like the check with the wig George Washington (?) and the Gucci clock - he knows his stuff |
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OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:40 pm |
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LOL, That form is the best! What a numpty!
AWESOME trophy! |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:02 pm |
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That's just too good for words!
I particularly like her pelican case that looks like a cod piece.
Also the criminal who appears to be wearing very small pistolas as nipple clamps, and the grenade which looks suspiciously like a stick of dynamite.
Well done, awesome trophy. |
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Gladesrunner
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 78
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:27 pm |
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The Im trannscript is also a kind of trophy as it proves that you have tied the lads time up for long enough to have that chat, well done on both counts |
I actually have to more transcripts to post. But it takes so long editing the names down, that it was tying up too much of my time. Any advise on how to get a lad to do that for me? LOL |
_________________ Rose/Samuel- Accra to Tamale (with OxygenDeprived)
Bank Accounts sent to Alan: 5
Stanley: "I told you i have no fucking money to call the Monster Mr. Glades. He is such a *DELETED* of a monster old dude."
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:33 pm |
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Heh. Now that's a nice set of forms.
Too bad your lad won't see the payoff for doing all that work. |
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buckybilly
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 2
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:34 pm |
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That is one of the greatest forms ever.
Where do I get one?
I am still laughing thinking about it. |
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Scarlett
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jul 2008
Posts: 499
Location: Run Away Lad Bride
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:15 pm |
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Great work on getting those forms filled out!
I love her drawings.
I too would like to know where to find those forms. |
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daTrix
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 100
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:25 pm |
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That is TOO Funny!
I wonder what terrorist groups Weird Al and Pee Wee Herman belong to. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:31 pm |
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it takes so long editing the names down |
Copy and paste the transcript into a word document
Click edit
Find
Type lads IM ID (better still copy and paste)
Click replace
Type into the window "replace with window" whatever you want to call the lad
Click replace all.
Repeat the process for your own ID
Copy the transcript
Paste into your post
Now, no excuses, let us at that transcript |
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amerdos
Began Steele's Bitch
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:50 pm |
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Excellent forms - can not wait for the transcript. |
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Boban
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Joined: 22 Jul 2008
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:56 am |
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Nicely done! Anybody else notice she actually knows somebody in a terrorist organization?? I think that should get her into some trouble |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:12 pm |
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Very nice. Excellent job at getting the form filled out. Perhaps some of the answers require clarification or further explanation. |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:28 pm |
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I don't enjoy forms too much normally, but those are great. Some really good artwork there. |
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Gladesrunner
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:01 pm |
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Thanks for the advise on editing the chat logs everyone. I did pay attention and have the other two logs for you. My lad also corrected her errors on page 1, and sent me the replacement, which I have included.
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Pete: Hi Millicent
Millicent: hi
Pete: did you get my message?
Millicent: no i didnt
Millicent: what is that?
Pete: ok, I never got the forms from you, so I assumed you changed your mind and decided you did not want me to send the money. I have been talking to another girl, she has malaria and needs treatment. Her brother is sending me the form tomorrow, and I think she needs the money more anyway
Millicent: i also made my mind to send it to u tommorow in the morning
Pete: well, you were supposed to send it yesterday, then today, and now you are saying tomorrow. I am sure when tomorrow gets here, you will say the next day... This girl is really sick and needs help
Millicent: meaning that u are not willing to help me again?
Millicent: i have to send the form tommorow in the morning
Pete: well, I mean, this girl is really sick, what I am supposed to do? I just cant let her die....
Millicent: ok
Millicent: so how much did she requested for?
Pete: she said $250
Millicent: ok so why cant u send her the one she requested for then send me mine too?
Millicent: pls i promise u will get the for tommorow by 10am ghanain time
Pete: because then things are getting expensive
Millicent: oh
Pete: but you promised me yesterday the same thing today
Pete: and I honestly dont think $250 will be enough for her to get good treatment
Millicent: yes i was coming to send it but my father is at home now and i want agnes to be with me then i will let her post it
Millicent: so i will do that tommorow
Millicent: in the morning
Millicent: pls
Pete: yes, I know, you always say you are going to do something, then dont, still havent gotten pics emailed to me either, that you promised
Millicent: is it agnes pic?
Pete: no, I dont want pics of agnes, lol, you were supposed to send me pics of you...
Millicent: yes i have sent u my pics
Millicent: ok can u wait for me about two hours and i will call agnes for her to send it?
Pete: besides, this girl is really sweet, she went to the beach, and wrote "Peter, I think I am falling in love" in the sand. She then laid down above it and snapped a pic, it was really special, I have that as my wallpaper on my computer now
Millicent: ok
Millicent: ok can u wait for me about two hours and i will call agnes for her to send it?
Pete: yes, I will be here til 5pm
Millicent: so when i send the form now u will send me the money?
Pete: yes, I will do it on my home from work
Millicent: ok then i have to sign out and call agnes then i will send it to u
Millicent: ok
Pete: ok
Millicent: see u in 2 hours time
Pete: ok
Millicent: ok
Millicent: bye
Pete: bye
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Jealousy as a motivational tool, works every time!
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Pete: hi, I am back, you didnt send them
Millicent: yes i have sent it
Millicent: have u seen it?
Pete: yes, I will send the money on my way home from work
Millicent: ok so how will i get the detailss
Millicent: will u send it to me tommorow?
Pete: when I get home, I will email the details to you
Millicent: ok
Millicent: i love u dear
Millicent: i need to get back home cos my stupid dad will be looking for me
Millicent: ok
Pete: ok, I understand, I will get home around 6pm, I will write you the details when I get there
Millicent: ok honey
Millicent: i hope u are going to send me the money through western union money transfer not moneygram
Pete: yes, western union, I remember how specific you were
Millicent: ok
Millicent: thanks
Millicent: i need to go now
Millicent: so see u tommorow
Pete: ok bye, email you when I get home sweety
Millicent: but call me too
Millicent: will u call me
Pete: sure, when I get home, I am busy at work right now
Millicent: ok honey
Millicent: see u byeeeeeeeeeee
Pete: bye, see you
Millicent: ok
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Ahhhh, success at last! Here is the updated form she just sent:
Thanks again for the technical advise! |
_________________ Rose/Samuel- Accra to Tamale (with OxygenDeprived)
Bank Accounts sent to Alan: 5
Stanley: "I told you i have no fucking money to call the Monster Mr. Glades. He is such a *DELETED* of a monster old dude."
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Boban
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Jul 2008
Posts: 4
Location: South of the North pole
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:40 am |
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I think Homeland Security would have to deny you sending her money, since she admits to knowing anyone in a terrorist organization, mwahaha, maybe she'll have to fill in more forms to clarify how well she knows said person |
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