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Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:22 pm

Here's the pic, again, so you don't have to go look for it. If he asks about the machine guns, just tell him you have had a serious crocodile problem at the camp. They're walking all over the lawn lately. The 50 caliber works real nice in dispatching them. Cool

Don't forget to rename this file before you send it.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:38 pm

It's not over 'til the fat Michael sings! Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:45 pm

Well Skiner & Mr. T just called mugumicheal. Unfortunately, I goofed up and was dissapointed to learn that for some strange reason the call was not recorded Embarassed

So to recap (skinner please add anything I missed, I was concentrating on the sound board).

He sounds very depressed and tired.
He wanted to be picked up a a kotonou airport (early on in the call) Question

(maybe he thought it was someone else calling?)
Skinner suggested that he get a room at the hotel on 5imba's tab (& dinner?)... He replied that he would "beg them to let him stay"
Also suggested hitchhiking... I forget what mugu said, but didn't seem fond of the idea.
Also tried to push him on to Kandi

(Mr. T was annoying, but not very usefull) Mr. Green

Skinner did it sound to you like he would push on tomorow?

@slaphappy - Thanks for the pici, looks like a doctor to me Very Happy

Quote:

serious crocodile problem at the camp Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:52 pm

wanamaker wrote:

I do like the Idea of the Dr. opening the case and having Michael explain 100K

I wonder if this could be used to spur Mr Michaels onto fresh challenges..?
Could Alf be airlifted to a field hospital in say, Niger or Burkina?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:58 pm

^

(seriously my brain is getting sore now)

So will the Doctor
1. open the case
2. steal the case
3. airlift Alf to another country
4. fall in love with mugu
Question

There's sure to be trouble when @Master comes back around and starts the chop-machine (that's the wildcard).
Maybe for once we need a credible plan Rolling Eyes

You guys will have to figure that out on your own, I'll have no part of it. Very Happy

Oh, forgot to mention yesterday mugumicheal in the chaos of cyber-battle hit reply to all and sent this to baiter-gomer:

Quote:

Hello Alfred it was a miss take on my part i just read through the email now ,please stop reply him ok.
i am very sorry regards that ok

[email protected] or [email protected] is for reall ok
Micheal

It contained an email string with some valuable info for the "hackstars"

To which baiter replied simply:

Quote:

GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:05 pm

Well, I'd say, let him spend another night out in the rain. Have the doctor stick around Kandi until you see if the mugu will drive there.
After you talk him into getting himself to Kandi....
He can then leave before the lads get there to attend to Alf at the camp.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:06 pm

juju4u wrote:

seriously my brain is getting sore now

Spare a thought for poor ol' mister Michaels then, his head must be about to explode.....and he hasn't had his bath..... Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:18 pm

If he gets hungry enough, he will travel. Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:18 pm

@5imba - I took your advise & thought of our scammer, this is what I came up with:
beating

I think slaphappy's plan sounds quite good, as did 5imba's suggestion.
I also think Master should send (them) a deluge from Ihava, hans, Paul & the hackers overnight.
typing

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:24 pm

There is a reason the dr. is practicing in Africa. Twisted Evil

After opening the case, Alfs survival could be in question. Crying or Very sad

But hey its your bait, anyway you want to go is fine.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:26 pm

The recording that juju4u and I made didn't come out for him. However, I also recorded it. The connection was poor but have a listen. It is rather short.

http://members.419eater.com/~a_skinner/michaelmad2.mp3

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:31 pm

^Great surprise thanks for saving the day Thumbs up

(I can see now that you could not hear Mr. T too well)

Quote:

My boss had to send me money

a job well done.

Quote:

There is a reason the dr. is practicing in Africa. After opening the case, Alfs survival could be in question.

-Run with it!
I would prefer Alf did not die, else he would have to come back from the dead later.
(but watch out for those pesky hackstars, they are sure to make trouble for the doctor - I sense they draw near Twisted Evil

)

EDIT: It seems your character and mine are at odds:

Quote:

i am sory i could not
call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am sory for al this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is anice man i forget his name he was to cal from redervation to
tel you what hapen. did mike stay at hotel last nite he haa d
reservation?

Mr. gomer do you know what time it is 2 in the mornin. do you know
were i am i am in the simba camp benin it is in the park W. do you
know i am hiding in the back of the admin section of camp so i could
get to my email. since i got back things hav changed, the doctor is
treatin me like a child. he druged me last nite with an injection i am
now supost to take pills but i spit them out. the drugs are wearin of
now. i dont like this streatment this is not voluntary rehab. my boss
thinks i am a major screwup and beleives eberything this doctor says.
i am emailin to ihava to help me get out of here. they say that i am
now a compulsory patient and its not my choice to go.

i dont like the way the doctor is asking question about the case and
whats in it. its a loked case so he cant look. pleas you or micheal
dont tell him ok. micheal what did you tell him>? is in the case. i am
sory for your trouble i am very sory mike. mike i got with me another
30000 i hid it back in poland i did not rely spend it i want you to
have for your trouble 10000, ok?

i am also woried now of the hakers becaus you chang ed your box and it
got weird for a while with the emaisl i dont now what they now of my
location..Mr hans knows, why? all the gomers now, why?

so listen this punk doctor says he will met you to kandui tomorow is
this true mike? he wants me to give the case to giv to yu i said no
way i only give that case to mike. if that man tries to treat me like
achild no more i will show him. this is none of his busines and i did
not travel al over africa to be fuked by this man lok at the pictur
from the computer haddrive he looks like a gay man to me. OK we are
clear! please mike go to kandi but tell the doctor you deal with me
only. let them drive you back here we do this deal. Mike can you hide
a botle of wiski in your bag? pleas? please please.

mike when you get here you and me we give some casj to one man that
work shere and take a truck with petrol cans we drive to cotono or
nigeri togeter ok. i need you to drive becaus the drugs are in me to
stong. that way i drop you of to say i am sory for al you hav gone to.
we can do the deal her with the papers to sine and cash or we do it
wen i drop you it dont mater much. i wil fly to egypt to show my boos
i am fine, fuk the doctor. mike is this a good plan? folow the doctor
to camp for me ok.

gomer i wont be able to check mails til i dont know when ok. please
get my lotery winings ready and do what you need with ihava. so i will
wait for mike to get here. in case you get lost mike its park W de
benin. simba is near to the waterfalls camp at kandou you have to go
throu kandi the road is good and well indicated i drove it drunk in
the dark no problem.

Oh and this was attached:
http://members.419eater.com/~juju4u/DrFromusCrocodileHunt08.jpg

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I thought i would throw Hans into the mix but they seemed to have ignored him

Quote:

Mr Gomer
Firstly let me introduce myself. I am Hans Frederick Vonburger
I understand it you have knowledge of this Alf Wizcunson Fellow Of whom has invested in our new Gerbil Milking Factory to be built in Nigeria.
the reason I am mailing you is because Alf recommended you as a suitable person who may be able to help us to make this dream a reality?
We look to be beginning construction within the next 2 months.
Please mail me if you are interested. Your assistance will be well worth your while.
If you are interested let me know
Regards
Hans

Ihava received this from Mrgomerlad

Quote:

Hello ihava,

I want you to know that i can't come over so i will advice you to come over to Nigeria.The Ticket is Cost less than $400.Just take a flight to Abuja in Nigeria from Yaoude and i will ask someone to meet you Since Micheal has gone to see you Uncle.Mr.Micheal can come to Yaounde.Don't worry you won't regret your coming to Nigeria as i will make sure you are well taking care of by my friend or Mr.Micheal if he come's back from Cotonou.

Let me know if you will come and when you are coming.....

Thanks

Mr.Gomer

I might fiddle with his mail so it says to come to niger. where is a good spot in niger to go to?

Paul has also been mailing Ihava. I will forward to mr gomer for help in avoiding him when the lads are active

Quote:

Ihava luv
wazza go wit givin me da silent stuff. look Im comin ova ta find ya. u
better not ave pissed all me mula away. i want it back quick stix or
your gonna cop it girlie.
Luv
Paulo

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:36 am

Oh fine, just throw me under the bus wheels. Shocked

By the time I wake up tomorrow this will be on to stage 34. Carry on. If its still alive @ 3PM lad-land I can add to the fun.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:45 am

Nice work! I am impressed he is still on safari! That is exceptional! Thumbs up

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

Unbelievable.

This is so bizarre that any well thought out plot would look out of place.

p.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:17 am

@wanamaker-No bus involved Wink

Alf can't willingly part with his case because that is the foundation of the safari + the one @Master is about to arrange for the other lad back home: all transactions are to take place in person Laughing

Of course that doesn't mean that the Doc. can't say he has the case...
Remember they are Nigerian - To them everything is a scam, everyone a potential scammer Shocked

...Either way Mugu will be confused as hell in the morning Laughing

...He will have to choose his alliences between the Doc & Alf; should be ineteresting... He might try to work the Doc angle because thus far has had no success with Alf.

...Either way he still has to go to Kandi; this way we just add another couple of twists. Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:58 am

hehehehe- Morning update:

Sent from micheal ady to Alf:
(alfred send the fund and i will come i can hire any mor shuttle)

Quote:

ALFRED?IF YOU WANT ME TO COME SEND ME MONEY I CAN HIRE ANY MORE TAXI AND GET INVOLVE IN PROBLEM?THESE IS NOT MY COUNTRY OK AM IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY OK Thumbs down

INFORM FOR SEND ING THE FUND THROUGH WESTERN UNION IS
RECIVER NAME IS ; MIKE ..........
ADDRESS , PARAKUO REPUBLIC DE BENIN
BENIN

compliment to you
Thanks for your response to my email;i am not happy with what is going on here,Remember what i went through at Cameroon, Mr. Green

I am very disappointd in your uncle.
When i got to benin ,i call alfred and he said i should come to parakuo,and he spoke to one driver to bring me and my asistant friend from Nigeria. Exclamation

I spoke to alfred that he should wait for me at parakuo and he promise to do so. We got to parakuo that nite at about 12am Cool

and i went striaght to the hotel ,your uncle alfred said we should meet,hotel le majestic. when i got there they said they no not any body call alfred or 5imba safari group, that many person have been coming arround asking of that name ,and that the name was use for fraud Mad

,that was what i was told fine later i inform your uncle on mail,and he reply that he was at the camp,if i may ask doing what ? he ask me to coming if he was senceable he would have waited for me at the hotel and get through with me.
He was suppose to paid the driver because ,becos i was left with no money ,but he was not there to paid and the driver treating to arrest my assisting with police, My assist have to sell off rist watch to pay the bill clapping

,later at nite one dr joe fromus call and said that i should come to kandi, at park du w ,there the shuttle will pick me up.
see let me spell it out well and ok; I AM NOT GOING TO ANY KANDI NOT ANY PARK DU W?IF YOUR UNCLE WAS NOT A FOOLISH MAN HE WOULD HAVE WAITED FOR ME SINCE HE ASK ME TO COME.
THE SO CALL DOCTOR ?I HAVE INFORM HIM THAT I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY DIE CASH WITH ME THE VILLAGE HELP ME OUT YEESTERDAY AND THAT IS FINAL ?I HAVE NOT TAKEN MY DRUG AND HAVE I TAKEN MY BATH OR FOOD AND HE IS ASKING ME TO TAKE A SHUTTLE DOWN TO KANDI AGAIN ?FUCK THE DOCTOR WHAT SO EVER?IF HE DOES NOT COME AND PICK ME UP TODAY ?I WILL TIRE THE DOCUMENT THROW THEN AWAY AND COMING BACK GO BACK TO lONDON FROM NIGERIA/
THAT IS FINAL;.? Embarassed

Pls send these mail to both the doctor and to your so call foolish uncle Mad

I AM NOT COMING TO KANDI ?I AM AT THE AIRPORT GATE IN PARAKUO ?COME AND PICK ME ÜP. (maybe thats what we need to do next?)
MICHEAL

Guess that means 3 lads came from Nigeria, one had a nice watch Question

Gomer-lad to Dr. Fromus:
(I am tired)

Quote:

Goodmorning Joe,

Mike told me everything and i have asked him to come Back to Nigeria so that he can proceed to the UK.i am sick and tired of all this stuff Mr. Green

.I want you to know that Micheal won't be in Kandi City and you have no right to open the case :yikes:

.Mr.Alfred should meet Micheal in Nigeria before he leave or he knows what next to do.I am not suppose to go after him.He is to come after me.I have really spent alot which was not suppose to be clapping

.So relate this message to Alfred.I am tired and i don't want Micheal to go through this mess again Mr. Green

so i have asked him to reture.

Thanks

Gomer

News of the 'other' bait with the lotto addy, nothing fantastic:

Quote:

Hello Max,

I hope read through your email.I want you to know that i am not wicked,i am only doing my job.I canot wait till 29th of the Month so i want you to come up with $200 in an earlier Day.

Thanks

Mr.Koffi

IP 41.204.232.65 Nigeria*

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

And that's final Laughing

Quote:

and that the name (5imba) was use for fraud

And I was led to believe that 5imba had a perfect record of 100% customer satisfaction. Very Happy

Quote:

Michae1: I AM AT THE AIRPORT GATE IN PARAKUO ?COME AND PICK ME ÜP.

It could be a long wait. A few days ago I checked, as far as I can tell there are no scheduled flights in or out of Parakou. From the approach plates it is a typical african dirt or gravel strip with limited facilities.

Threatening to leave is the only card he has to play. BTW way is that the smell of unscammed money? Alf is far too ill to persue him, the combination of the malaria from sleeping in the tent on the road and alergic reaction he is exhibiting is starting to concern all.

Alf has matched luggage the case that Doc steals is the one Alf is concerned about and when opened it has 4 empty whisky bottles and a half bottle of crown royal. Smile

There are heavy rain and thunderstorms forcast for Limbe Cameroon for the next week (for real). More than enough to ground the helicopter needed to fly Ihava from her miserable stay at the beach to Benin to pick up Alf and take him home to sort out his medical and drinking problem.

This is great, no phony WU, no bad bank transfers just ghost money and greed. Very Happy

p.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

looks like Mr gomer has fallen into the hands of hans

Quote:

Hello Hans,

I want you to know that i am so pleased with the Confidence repose on me but i want you to know that i am not based in Nigeria but i can direct you to someone that is capable of helping to get all the neccessary Document and what it takes.

Get Back to me if that is Okay

Mr.Gomer

Quote:

Mr Gomer
your proposal is quite acceptable.
please give me the contact details of the person you believe will be able to help us with the gerbil milking factory
regards
Hans

Mr Michael sent the long winded mail above to ihava. it looks like it was written for her.

Quote:

Mr Michael
why are you sending me this?
where are you?
Mr Gomer said you can come to Yaounde. when will you be arriving. I have $40,000 left to help Alf and his taxes. Imhaving a great time here it is so much fun but i cannot stay forever.
Ihava

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:30 pm

Quote:

they said they no not any body call alfred or 5imba safari group, that many person have been coming arround asking of that name ,and that the name was use for fraud

I am very flattered that we are becoming so popular.... Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

MR gomer lad is waiting for Ihava's reply
off the top of my head i sent this

Quote:

Mr Gomer
that is great news that Mr Michael can come to Yaounde. when will i be expecting him. though i would prefer if you came yourself. I do hope Mr Michael is a charmer. I really need a new man for a while.

Oh I must tell you my ex Paul Irwin is threatening to come and find me. I do not want him to. Could you maybe mail him and tell him that it is over and you are my new boyfriend. Im to scared to reply to him myself he can be very violent.
Thanks
Lucy

Mr Gomer Baiter keeps pushing to collect the money before the lads can get there.

Quote:

Mr Alf

Pleas eyou must be aware of hack stars. I am coming to Kandi myself and will be there tomorrow. please where are you where do i find you?
how much have you left of monies?
Mr Gomer12

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:47 pm

Well I think that having him wait at the airport is fine. Just another night in paradise. If there is no plane then its back in the bush taxi, then the bus for 2 people to Lagos.
It's too bad 6 hours have gone by, hmmmm.

I'll call his bluff

Quote:

joe fromus
to HARRY
More options 6:51 am (0 minutes ago)
HAVE HIM WAIT! What time is the flight? I have opened the case and we
have to TALK!

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:57 pm

@5imba- Mike is very displeased with 5imba camp Laughing

Probably need another hotel at Parakou for future baits. There's always the garage 'Chez Henri', somewhere on the entrance to town Laughing

I have asked Skinner if he would be willing to call mr micheal and inquire into the details of what happened back in Cameroon; don't know if he'll do it. It would be great also to get his "assistant" on the phone.
I would like to call the lad back home & get his take but am at work today & cannot.

@Master It looks like a safari is in the works for a lad back home, wouldn't you say? I'm not sure what the best modality is (diverted plane?, what destination?, inside nigeria?). Hopefully you'll get some suggestions here.

Alf replied to mrmicheal, cc gomer-lad:

Quote:

oh dear mike i still canot call you still have a phone? what is the
number" I will ask ed shanks to call you and help. i got to smeak a
peak at my mails just now ok. wher are you now why the airport? dont
leave you hav to get me my paper ok. i am disapointed you not come .

my sitationis getin beter ok. what goin on with the docotr? whatdid he
tel you? can you get to mails? i can hav mails until nite today?

I am at a safari camp i dont know how to send mone? but dont wory i
take care of that. i copie d gomer on this mail: Mr. gomer, pleas take
froom the lotto winnings a smal lone and send to mike 10,000 for me
ok? you are in ofice i am n bush, you must do this thanks.

wirte back fast.

Looks like he's not going to Kandi (yet), so at least we can get him to stay streded in Parakou.
If the doc can't get him to kandi, then I'll eventually offer to steal a jeep and pick him up... But I forsee another accident, recapture, or worst, drive the wrong direction into Niger Rolling Eyes

Edit: @wanamaker you have a PM Wink

Quote:

Alf has matched luggage the case that Doc steals is the one Alf is concerned about and when opened it has 4 empty whisky bottles and a half bottle of crown royal.

I like that better then my idea!

Gomer12 (baiter) has confuzed Alf:

Quote:

wait whats this now i know that there are twpo gomers out ther but i
thout that gomer12 and gomer2 were not same side on haker on real.

explain?

EDIT: Alf sent this:
(What is goin on?????)

Quote:

URGENT Why I have heard notin back?

I want to now what the doctor is doin with micheal in town in kandi. when will you be here mike?

The doctor tried to take case! i have matche lugage the case doctor stole this morning is the one with some empty wisk botles. hahahah that stupid doctor.

i have the money saf erite here. ok so i will plan to leave son. i wait til micheal tomite ok? why they are not back yet its getin late? i am getin woried? i hope he comes bak with doctor. tomorow we leave camp earli mornin with car and fuel i have it all set up here on my end. we are all set. i wil get a phone tomorow i hope.

it is very imporatnat.

Dr. Joe Fromus sent:

Quote:

Dear Sir I was shocked and disappointed to find in the case empty
except liquor bottles. Is this what your business involves,
alcoholism? I will have you know that this is not permissible. Please
tell me if there are other documents somewhere so that I may review
them, ok?

Why was mr micheal not at his appointment. I demand some explanation
please. What is a number that I may reach Mr. Micheal or yourself?

X

Then Alf sent:

Quote:

ok doctor is back and prisier then ever and i bitch slaped him and mad
him eat his own pills. i have made plans to leav camp. pleas tell me
where is mr micheals and i will pick him. i am tryin to get a phonenow
what is the nimber please?

its later so i cant leave til mornin ok. i can leave early. i can make
parakou by noon if all goes well. i have the cash safe ad sound
prepare my winings. tel micheal i have 10,000 cash for him for his
troubles. he has a assitance? how many, i give 2,000 each for ther
trouble ok?

and update me on Ihava plaes. i almost forgot.

ill try not to drink until halfwway to parakou ok>/?

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

mrgomer2(baiter)
replies to alf plea

Quote:

Attn Mr Alf
I am in Kandi now
please you must contact me so we can finish deal ok.
Once we meet i will have you funds trasnfered to you bank.
I sorry for what Mr Michael put you threw. He will be fire from his job when i see him for his stupid fool
please do send phone or mail me soonest ok
Mr Gomer12

they have gone very quiet hopefully we can stirr them up again when they wake up.

edit

Mr gomer can smell something in the air.
looks like oga has been doing a bit of reading. he has pointed out a mistake i made about 6 weeks ago or there about.

Quote:

Ihava or Lucy,

What ever you call yourself.I can't remember telling you that i was coming to Yaounde.I only told you to board a plane and come to Nigeria so i will still tell my Staff to wait for you.

Who is ihava and who is Lucy,what sort of games are all this?

Mr.Gomer

Ihava replies

Quote:

Mr Gomer
I have a sister called Lucy in Australia who lives with me.
What do you mean Games?
My Uncle Alf mortgaged my house to come and pay you for his lotto winnings All i want is for Alf to collect this money so i can keep my house.
Infact you said Mr Michael could come to Yaounde but i would much rather you came as Mr Michael doesnt seem to be very good at directions from what Uncle Alf has told me.
Ihava

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