Lad waiting overnight in Contonou Safari

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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:47 pm

For those of you who have witnessed my Medical Clinic ASEM Modalitys , you would be familiar with Medical Clinic ASEM III which has been ongoing since June and produced form after form and photo after photo.

Now it is time for my mugu to go on safari from Lagos, Nigeria to Contonou, Benin Republic. He will be attending the 5imba 5afari C4mp in Benin Republic for my false Church's very first 4frican Conference.

Below is a few emails for your entertainment.

Names have been changed to protect the bait.

Please note that I originally planned the Conference to be in Accra, Ghana but I quickly realised the lad had a mate in Accra so I shifted it and used the 5imba C4mp instead. Thanks to Simba for the modality.

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Dearest xxxxxx

Thanks for the mail and snapped pictures.

I will be making arrangements to come to West Africa for our xxxx meeting, for our project Coordinators. We will be handing out the funds to each Project Manager, as listed below at the Conference.

Attending will be:

Professor xxxx xxxx (Building and Special Projects Coordinator)
Associate Professor Mark Cartwright (Memberships Officer)
Dr. James Rendell (Deputy Cardinal MHCG)

xxxx xxxx (Lagos Nigeria Branch)
Tom Barry (Accra Ghana Branch)
George Frankson (Contonou Benin Republic Branch)
Ali Graham Stenny (Ouagudagou Burkina Faso Branch)

Our meeting will take place in Accra, Ghana, West Africa.

Please make arrangments as we will be in Accra, Ghana on the 15th of August.

We will be paying all your expenses, accomodations when you arrive in Accra, Ghana, West Africa.

Any problems or questions, give me a call.

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Dear Prof xxxx,
thanks for your genuine concerns.By the grace of God,I'l come on the 15/08/2008 as you said.

Above all,I wish you sound-health,abundant-blessings,and peace forevermore

zzzz xxxxx

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Dear Prof.xxxxxx,
my brotherhood,and Twilight greetings in the name of FMHCG.This is to notify you that I have received the mail from the management of 5IMBA 5AFARI C4MP,and they've sent their 5HUTTLE PA55 to me.Please,my question is that am i going to board plane with the shuttle pass they sent to me?

I wish you a good blessed day in the name of the Twilight,and FMHCG.

Truly,
xxxxxx

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Dear Prof.xxxxx,
My Twilight,Brotherhood MHCG,and Fellows Greetings to you,and to all members of MHCG.

I'm happy,and will join you at the Conference.I will surely appreciate it if you can send your Picture to me,so that I can pre-known you before I come to the Conference on 13th,August.

May the grace,mercy,and peace abide in Us forevermore(Amen)

Truly,
xxxxx

Also note the date has changed so the pickup will be the 13th of August at 1545 local time in Contonou.

Fingers crossed

UPDATE 14 August:

My mugu just rang and said that they were at the Novotel awaiting the bus to the 5imba 5afari C4mp.

Text message just received......

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we are at the Le Novotal Orisha contonou - benin now, but the bus to the 5imba 5afari Camp never arrives... xxx x

UPDATE:

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Dear xxxx xxxx,
My Twilight greetings to all the members of MHCG;This is to tell you that we are in Le Novotel Orisha since 1 O clock,an and till now we did not see any bus to convey us to 5imba 5afari Camp;We are waiting for your quick response for we to know whether to go back to Nigeria or wait for 5imba 5afari Camp motor;Please,reply now

Truly,
xxxx xxxx

IP address [?]: 81.91.238.178 [Copy][Whois]
IP address country: Benin
IP address state: n/a
IP address city: Cotonou
IP address latitude: 6.350000
IP address longitude: 2.433300
ISP of this IP [?]: Office des Poste et Telecommunications (OPT)
Organization: OMNIUM Telecommunications et Internet

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Dear xxxxxx,
My Twilight greetings to all the members of MHCG;This is to tell you that w=
e are in Le Novotel Orisha since 1 O clock,an and till now we did not see a=
ny bus to convey us to 5imba 5afari Camp;We are waiting for your quick resp=
onse for we to know whether to go back to Nigeria or wait for 5imba 5afari =
Camp motor;Please,reply now

Truly,
xxxxxx

Further update via email

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Dear Prof.xxxx,
My Twilight,Fellows,and Brotherhood greetings in the name of MHCG;We will wait for them tomorrow_morning as you said.

Above all,I wish you a blessed good day in the name of the Brotherhood of MHCG

Truly,
xxxxxx FMHCG

Edited to fix blowout and obfuscate 5imba 5afaris. -Ima

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:21 pm

@Esq - I did send your tickets and stuff didn't I...???

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:04 pm

@ Simba Yeah, the Safari is going ahead.....

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:08 pm

Oh thats great.

I do tend to lose track sometimes... Embarassed

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:00 pm

Here we go off to 5imba land. I think you have this one in the bag Esq. Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:21 pm

@Esq - I am a little concerned by this comment:

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they've sent their 5HUTTLE PA55 to me.Please,my question is that am i going to board plane with the shuttle pass they sent to me?

The idiot thinks that you are going to pay for him to fly to Cotonou.
Slap that idea out of his head.... Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:28 pm

@5im84

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xxxxx,

Greetings in the name of the Right Honourable Brotherhood and Fraternity of the Most Beloved Twilight.

Attached is my picture for you.

You will travel to Benin Republic, to the bus pick up spot and the bus will pick you up from there and drive you to the 5imba Camp. Remember to print the e-ticket and give this to the 5huttle bus driver.

Prayers for all of us in MHCG.

Blessings,

Professor xxxx xxxxx

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:08 am

I have not heard from my lad today.

I am sure he is heading from Lagos (or Accra) to Contonou to meet the 51m84 5hu77l3 8u5.

HAHA

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:33 pm

UPDATE

I just got a call from my mugu, stating that he was at the pick up point for the 5imba Shuttle Bus, and that the bus did not arrive.

He said he would send me a text message

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We are at the Le Novotal Orisha contonou Benin now, but the bus to the 5imba Safari Camp never arrives.. xxx xxxx

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:35 pm

Do you have IPs to back up their claim..?

I'll go and check teh 5imba box......

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:43 pm

Glad to see another safari in the works.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:44 pm

The only thing I can offer as proof was that earlier he was calling me from a number +233 (Ghana)

Now he is calling me from +299 (Benin)

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:53 pm

Great work yet again, Esq. I would think you have proof enough, but have him send an email from an internet cafe. Congrats! Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:59 pm

@Esq - Its looking promising but I'd like to have him Email me with a complaint so that we can pin his IPs.

There is nothing in the 5imba box yet, can you get him yo Email me for shuttle bus collection..?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:00 pm

He just phoned me again saying that they are growing tired waiting, and I said send me an email, he replied that he didnt have his laptop with him. I said send one from a cafe and then the line disconnected and he re-sent the same text message from the same number +299 (Benin)

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:22 pm

UPDATE

IP Confirmed as Benin 81.91.238.178

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:42 pm

Good work! Congrats on the safari.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:43 pm

The mugu had just been sent an email saying that the SSC bus is broken down and that they should stay at the Contonou Novotel until tomorrow morning when the SSC Shuttle Bus will pick them up.

How do I claim my hat Very Happy

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:31 pm

Lad waiting overnight in Contonou

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Dear xxx xxx,
My Twilight,Fellows,and Brotherhood greetings in the name of MHCG;We will wait for them tomorrow_morning as you said.

Above all,I wish you a blessed good day in the name of the Brotherhood of MHCG

Truly,
xxx xxx FMHCG