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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:36 pm |
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| i became i retard not quite too long,so please dad can you please give me Ryan Giggs e-mail address please |
Dan's world is like some absurd parallel universe which gets ever more bizarre by the day...  |
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 =5imba Safari Camps
 =King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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capricio
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 95
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:56 pm |
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In all seriousness now, what do you suppose he thinks "retard" means? It seems clear that he has some misunderstanding of the term, although I'm puzzled what he may think it means based on the context he's using it in.
Something that is honest, because scamming doesn't go with it. Something you become, and are not born as... beyond that, I give up. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:01 pm |
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He thinks he is retired. I'm not going to correct him though.
My wife gets things wrong, she says 'As short as 2 thick planks' or 'I talked to the monkey, not the angle grinder'. I never put her right because it's funny. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:07 pm |
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| He hasn't replied to Victor Meldr3w, about taking the lead in Victor's new film, 'Dog Boned', I cant think why. |
Yeah, I can't think of a reason why not to, either. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:37 pm |
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After more than two years he still complains about being "brook." This is Dan's world people. The rest of us are just visiting. |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:16 pm |
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@Jayhawk - not even visiting, just sort of passing through and gawping at the scenery. |
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i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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capricio
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 95
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:54 pm |
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He thinks he is retired. I'm not going to correct him though.
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Seems obvious now that you pointed it out. My father sometimes used to wear "subscription" sunglasses and frequently used other misnomers. |
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:07 pm |
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Does this guy drink WD40 mixed with absinthe or something?
It'd take a metaphorical kick in the nuts to lose him. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:24 pm |
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In all seriousness now, what do you suppose he thinks "retard" means? It seems clear that he has some misunderstanding of the term, although I'm puzzled what he may think it means based on the context he's using it in.
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Dan's little blunder is identical to one in Borat:
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Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): Er... yes...
Borat: Er... physical or mental?
Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): [to Jared] Retired...
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): RETIRED! I don't work anymore...
Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): Stopped work...
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): STOPPED WORKING!
Borat: [quietly across the table] Is very good you allow retard to, er...
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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capricio
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 95
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:02 pm |
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If he had said "I'm retard from scamming" instead of "I am a retard now"... for some reason that really threw me off. Probably because it sounded like such an honest admission. Good call on the Borat reference, I had forgotten that scene. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:38 am |
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Ryan Giggs is off Dan's Christmas card list, he has upset him.
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Hello Dad,
How are you doing today,i hope you are fine.
Here is her e-mail address [email protected] why could Ryan insult me just like that,that i should get lost Dad is really unbelievable,why could he insult me in such kind of manner,well i like his style in football and he has many of my questions to answer,why is he been so rude to somebody,well tell him i'm still extending my greetings to him and his mum too,well i have many question he could have given my an answer,but he is not encouraging.
From Dan
PS send me Les e-mail address and Cicilla's own too |
@RS17, can you pm a handy email for Cilla? I'll deal with Les. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:24 am |
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If the retard should mention Par1s again, you can invent something and keep me informed. If not, we better keep the baits apart. So if one of us fails, the other bait remeins intact. |
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 For reasons only known to myself, I have discontinued all my funbaiting efforts. |
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