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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:59 pm

@Jayhawk,

Have the parcel sent to the hospital.

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:09 pm

dem be dey mugu.
you be dey masta ooo.

This is starting to read like The Lord Of The Mugus Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

YW, it will be awhile before the package is sent out, as Melinda will be suspended from work on Monday. Using that kind of language in inter-office emails comes with some consequences.

It's all Cammy's fault.

edit - The latest from the lads. I asked them to write a note to Reverend D0ver, scan it and send it to me for inclusion in the Smurf delivery. They are starting to get a tad testy:

Quote:

Dear M3linda Babyj4y,

We do not need to write any note to Rev.Benjamin D0ver. Also, we do not have scanner here. Another is that we do not have funds to run any scan now. (Was that "scan" or "scam"?)

Altogether, the note you will write and include into the shipment is enough. We shall deliver the Smurf with your covering note. Remember to email us the shipment tracking numbers to enable us track the shipment here. Also, use DHL service. We hope you will understand our position.

Wish you all the best.

Rev.Miracl3 Charl3s Ndubu1si and Rev.Andr3w Ezek1el Om3zi

Wait a minute. They want the Smurf sent to them so they can hand deliver it to Reverend Ben? While the thought of two lads hacking their way through war infested Chad carrying a Smurf does intrigue me, I don't think it will work that way.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:06 pm

It would be great knowing they are carrying a big stupid smurf around all day. But, getting them to Bere is our job now. I don't think that is going to happen. But it never hurts to try now does it?

Welcome aboard Ian. There are many more twists and turns to come.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I think they are waiting for the $2k that M3linda was going to send them before venturing to Bere. Looks like they are going to have to wait for at least a week.

Quote:

Dear TWAT employees

Over the past week you have probably noticed that we seem to have a bug in our computer system, and a non-TWAT member has been receiving our inter-office emails. This is a problem that IT is currently working on, and we hope to have a resolution soon.

You may have also noticed that Secretary M3linda B4byjay has engaged in an ongoing string of profanity-laced emails with the outsider that has been receiving our emails. These emails do not meet TWAT standards of professional conduct, and are entirely unacceptable.

Effective immediately M3linda B4byjay has been suspended for work for the period of one week. This suspension is not something that was done lightly, as discipline is never easy. But in this case we feel like it was justified, and was necessary for the greater glory of TWAT.

Ms. B4byjay has been sent home with orders not to return to work until Monday, August 18. At this time her responsibilities have not been reassigned. We are not aware of any activities that she was participating in that could not wait until she returned to work, as she did finish the shipment of Smurfs to Reverend D0ver before she left. Ms. B4byjay will not have access to any emails during her suspension.

We hope that you will all join Human Resources in prayer for Ms. B4byjay to mend her ways and return to work as a valued member of the TWAT team. If you have any questions please shoot me an email and I will be glad to answer them.

Yours in Christ
Mal3y 4myx
Director, Human Resources
TWAT Church

I for one think that you can get them to Bere. I'm guessing they will cool their heels for a week until M3linda gets back to work and can send them the money. Too bad that M3linda ain't going to make it back.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:49 pm

Somebody might mention that today was Independence Day in Chad. They were part of the Great 1960 Independence Rush in Africa.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:09 pm

jojobean wrote:

It would be great knowing they are carrying a big stupid smurf around all day.

A smurf could break the ice if they ever meet the real blue men of the desert, the Tuareg.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:12 pm

Quote:

Dear Jean Claude Van Damme, We have received your email, we are waiting to receive a parcel we shall handover to Rev Benjamin Dover. Expect to receive us as soon as the parcel from USA arrived.Pls do confirm your telephone number +235 XXXX? even though the line is bad as you said it's very important. With kind regards,Rev.Miracle Charles Ndubuisi and Rev.Andrew Ezekiel Omezi

These guys are still in Chad. It's great. Just sitting there. Waiting. Doing nothing. Emailing Jean Claude Van Damme. I think we need to make a phone call with Van Damme.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Neither Human Resources nor M3linda received an email from the lads yesterday. If nothing else I expected an email asking for the tracking number of the shipment.

They're hosed.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

I think a soundboard is in order

You could even namedrop Gomer!!!

Here are the JCVD ones!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Make sure that Van Damme asks the lads what he is supposed to do with all of the damn smurfs that are now cluttering up Dovers room. Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:27 pm

Chatting with Famous now... this quote needed to be posted:

Quote:

my dick refuse to stand because u were not there

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:11 pm

^ he appears to have the hots for you, even after all that you have done to him.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:42 pm

Welllllllll Wellllllllll Wellllllllllllllllllllll...

What do YOUR kids do while you're on vacation?? Here's the debut of Famous. More to come. Smile

Naughty bits are blurred, but still marking NSFW:

http://members.419eater.com/~professor_so_and/f1_burn.jpg

http://members.419eater.com/~professor_so_and/f2_burn.jpg

A user requested NSFW. TS

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:46 pm

If I could, I would be blushing!! Shocked

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:57 pm

These are some key things he wrote in chat, which are COMPLETELY unrelated to us receiving those pictures.

Quote:

me: i want to talk to some of ur closest friends and family
i want to know ur friends
can i have their email????

Famous: ohhhhhh
Philemon
[email protected]
aha
talk to him

Quote:

Famous: my mum home add
P O BOX XXXXXX SAPELE DEALTA STATE NIGERIA

Quote:

me: i want u to send me some other friend's emails

Famous: com on talk to me

me: i sent a short note to ur friend
just telling him hello

Famous: that is nice

me: yes

Famous: Anita i want u write my Mum a letter
She wil be Glad

me: I will
does ur step mum have email?

Famous: ya luv

me: I thought u said she did
i want to email her

Famous: ya but i alway call her on phone
ok 2morrow i all give u some mails

We would NEVER send these pictures to his friends and family. We certainly wouldn't send a snail mail picture to his mom in Nigeria either.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:00 pm

Good lord no. This MUST be kept quiet.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:01 pm

I won't say a word.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:11 pm

I'll keep quiet too - now if only I'd received them, I'd have something to stay quiet about...

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I would warn him of your nefarious wrong-doings, but that polka dot shirt merits severe punishment.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:08 pm

I'll keep quiet three ... Those pics will cause me a sleepless night. Especially the last two look as if a swarm of flies were attacking after he removed his pants. In such hash conditions any dick would refuse to stand. Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

I don't know what his mum's gonna be more p!ssed at...his nudey pics or finding out where her blouse went!!! Shocked

I take it there will be a g4y magazine making him 'famous' shortly. Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

Donato wrote:

I take it there will be a g4y magazine making him 'famous' shortly. Wink

...With a photoshopped cover photo sent with the widest distribution to all lads as an all points bulletin, Kevin style.

EDIT: Maybe bait him again with a second hot chick so Anita has a good reason to burn him for infidelity?

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 123

the lad would be very annoyed if his picture should be printed in a gay magazine.

I would imagine he'd be even more annoyed if the magazine printed his email address and he started getting emails from a reader who happened to like what he saw- could get some quality angry insults from the lad if he gets emails from a few of his male "fans"

then of course, theres always the possibility of another magazine (maybe one aimed at women) getting in touch saying how great his photos are. If he could send samples of some more hard core pictures, they might be able to pay him a lot of money for exclusive rights to his future pictures. See how far he would go in a quest to become a male porn star- a picture of him standing naked next to a goat would be worth at least a couple of hundred thousand pounds!

so many possibilities! this bait just keeps on getting better!

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:50 am

So hard to imagine the original lads still stredded somewhere (unless I missed that page)!

Famous - I could imagine Phystme becoming very upset at finding a young Anita (lying about her age and really 14, say) getting such pornography through the email. He might send the pictures out to family showing what he was so upset about.

Or Anita might, if she found Famous being unfaithful in chat with another character, of course.

And the inter-office emails continue - I do hope they're reading at least some of them, there's some great creative writing going on!

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