Dan 'i won't scam anybody i'm a retard now'

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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:00 am

I thought I was through with Dan, at least playing Roy Cr0pper (I bait lads as more than one person, so I have a 'backup' identity.

I told him he was a lying shitsack, and to go away and not bother me any more.

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Dan Danino to me

show details 23:02 (11 hours ago)

Dad,

Whats the problem,i have'nt heard from you for quite some time now is everything ok,so how are you doing,i hope you are fine.

Where are you now,are you back to UK,i missed you so much that i did'nt come to Abuja.

Please dad take care ok
i love you, puke

please extend my greetings to everyone,i heard that Ryan Giggs Birthday is coming up is it true?

Hope to hear from you sooner

He hasn't replied to Victor Meldr3w, about taking the lead in Victor's new film, 'Dog Boned', I cant think why.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:12 am

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i missed you so much that i did'nt come to Abuja

That tickled me... Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:25 am

Congratulations on becoming a Daddy Roy. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:08 pm

Roy and Dan, together forever. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:22 pm

I volunteer to plan the baby shower

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

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Well Ive long since retired, my sons moved away,
I called him up just the other day.
I said Id like to see you, if you dont mind.
He said Id love to Dad, if I can find the time.
You see my new jobs a hassle and the kids have the flu,
But its sure nice talking to you Dad,
Its been sure nice talking to you.
And as he hung up the phone it occurred to me,
Hed grown up just like, my boy, was just like me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

It is impossible to get rid of Dan. My Barrister character called him every name in the book, and couldn't manage to shake him. Roy, congrats on your new baby boy!

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:18 pm

What a special relationship!

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:59 pm

I think it's nice that Roy has that special someone to share with, care about, and know that through thick and thin, sickness and in health, richer or poorer, Dan will always be there.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ True. No matter what, Dan will be there. He'll be right there. He won't be traveling to pick up large piles of money, or a car, or a limo, or to meet up with the exec of a large soccer club. Nope. He'll be right there, in front of his computer, demanding that everything be delivered to his front door.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:25 pm

For some reason all that comes to mind is this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkVM-jGNn04

Just imagine Dan singing it and inserting "Dad" for "girl".

...So beautiful. So happy together.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:48 pm

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Dear Muppet,

Ryan's birthday isn't until 29 November, we usually all go to the Flying Horse on Rosamund street for a big knees up, with some striptease
from the Krankies and the Weatherfield Python.

You dropped me right in it by not turning up in Abuja, I had to pay your costs at the Safari Camp myself.

So that's $1250 you owe me. I hid you a present under the centre spot on the pitch of the National Stadium in Abuja, Wayne helped me do it, for a laugh.

As you are too lazy to go anywhere, you'll never know what it was.

Now bugger off and don't try scamming anybody,

Roy

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:10 pm

I'd say you should stand by for whining.

He's going to want that "surprise" dug up and sent to him. Heaven knows he's not going to go there and dig it up himself. Too bad - it would have been an amusing picture.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:16 pm

First Cat's In The Cradle - now King Lear!

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... How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:44 am

Tell him this will explain it all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZverfSFZt0

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:10 am

Dan isn't clever enough for the Kasukabe Young Detectives, but he does share their hopes of easy treasure.

He did go to Ghana though, bless.

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:52 am

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with some striptease from the Krankies

Thats one scary thought.. Laughing

Believe it or not these guys are husband and wife

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:00 pm

@Roycropper

I heard he had a certain hotel heirress introduced to you Very Happy

. Probably that one is me, but unfortunatly I was offline for a couple of days and might have missed all the fun. Let's assume the girly had too much trouble shooting a video for McCain, so she wasn't too chatty with Dan Wink

(too bad eamonn's forum is down, so I cannot post about it there).

If there is anything Par1s can do for V1ctor, just let me know, Daddy Very Happy

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:47 pm

Yay! Roy and Paris can go out in a hot date together somewhere, if we keep our stories the same.

Anyway, Dans not a scammer any more, he's a retard.

It's so funny I might have to boot something from my sig, to make room for it.

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Dad,

Why don't you want to tell me the present you bought for me?

Dad i promise i won't scam anybody i'm a retard now i became i retard not quite too long,so please dad can you please give me Ryan Giggs e-mail address please i just like to keep intouch with him please,and how is Sir.Alex,i hope he is fine.

And how was the match at the stadium,we won?

and is Gary Neville still going to play for manchester united,When?

Dad you did'nt tell me that Rio Fedinand was coming to nigeria,he came to lagos, you did'nt tell me.

Is Ronaldo truly still going to remain in Manchester United,because i'm somehow confuse in this whole Issue.

Dad you don't normally give me any of your friends contact here is nigeria i'll still like to keep intouch with them so that i can still know important people here in Nigeria.

And please dad give me the latest news on football and list of players in Manchester United i mean all the contacts of all the players and legent too,because somebody asked me i could'nt give him and answer.

Please don't forget to send me Ryan Giggs contact ok.

Takecare ok,i love you

from your son Dan

Edit: I'll give him L3s Batt3rsby's email. If I know Dan, Les will win a lottery within a week.

If he doesn't I'll stop tormenting him. But Dan is a rubbish liar.

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

Excellent sig material ! Thats one of the all time greats and NEEDS to be in your sigline Very Happy

P.S. Should you care to indulge your dearest son, I would love to play the part of Giggsy ...

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Damn, he has a way with words, doesn't he Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

As usual, Dan is a lying sack of crap. He's been a retard for a long time now, not just recently.

Out of curiousity, what exactly did he mean to say?

It's nice to see that you've reformed your son Roy. That's gotta make you proud!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Jayhawk wrote:

Out of curiousity, what exactly did he mean to say?

I'm guessing retard-should've been 'retired'.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:12 pm

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Dan,

We beat Portsmouth 2 1 at Abuja, Calabar was too small in the end.

I'm not telling you what we buried, that would spoil the surprise. It
was made of gold though, so it won't rot in the soil.

Christian is staying, I can't tell you about Gary, although he is
captain, I don't pick the team.

Ryan says 'get lost', he doesn't give out his email to anyone. Even I have to go through his office.

Sir Alex is the same cantankerous old bugger he always was, bless him.

Glad to hear you are a retard,

Roy

PS send me Paris Hilton's email,
She's quite fit for a rich bimbo. Perhaps me and her could do the
fandango together.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I always suspected he was a retard. Very Happy

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