Author |
Message |
Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:23 pm |
|
How many of those posting there really, truly believe what they're saying, and how many are just fanning the flames, so to speak, pretending to be brlievers? It would seem to me (granted, I have a weird, twisted sense of humor) that it would be great fun to pose as a believer, just to get into nit-picky little spats with others about tiny details in the theory. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
x 8
Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
|
|
|
Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:33 pm |
|
I've flown round the world, how do they explain that?
Although, when we crossed the International Dateline, flying from Fiji to LA, it was a long night flight, and they did shut all the window blinds. Perhaps some jiggery pokery took place then, and they moved the plane back to the other side of the map, so we could keep flying East.
I have photos taken when we flew over the North Pole going to Canada, but they'd say I faked them. And if that wasn't Australia we went to then it was a bloody big movie set.
The world must look a lot simpler to those who don't get out much, next you'll be telling me the planet is 6,000 years old.
Quote: |
Indeed, Barry Setterfield, an Australian physicist and astronomer, has completed an analysis of the measurements of the speed of light taken over the last 300 years and concludes that light is slowing down. His work remains to be validated but if correct, he extrapolates back 6,000 years to a time when the speed of light was nearly infinite.
|
From http://www.creationism.org/ |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6
Last edited by Roycropper on Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:35 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:35 pm |
|
@Packman - I think your theory has merits, but you may be wrong about the shape |
_________________ --
x2
"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
|
|
|
The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:41 pm |
|
Roycropper wrote: |
The world must look a lot simpler to those who don't get out much, next you'll be telling me the planet is 6,000 years old. |
Not to pull religion into this, but time is very relative. It could be 6,000 years as according to a higher being. A day could be a million years. If there is a God (and I believe there is), then he would not be constrained by our time constructs. Therefore according to us the Earth could be 4 bya, while to God it is merely 6 kya.
Forgive me, but I had to respond to that.
Personally, I think that if the Earth was a flat disk sitting on the back of a giant turtle, the turtle's name would be Crush.
ETA:
I am probably going to get yelled at for this post. |
_________________
Quote: |
"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me.
Last edited by The Blackwood Con on Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:47 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:46 pm |
|
iMike wrote: |
@Packman - I think your theory has merits, but you may be wrong about the shape |
and they called me a crackpot at the university, BUT I'LL SHOW THEM! MAHAHAHAHAH [/madman laugh]
*edit* should have been at instead of and. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
x3
Last edited by packman on Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:30 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:55 pm |
|
Quote: |
I am probably going to get yelled at for this post. |
Lucky for you I started it, though I didn't mention the 'G' word.
I have fossils here that are 200 million years old, but then my clock could be wrong.
Anyway, the flatties are bonkers enough, and have more sense to bring religion into it, they must have good mods. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
|
|
|
Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:55 pm |
|
Roycropper wrote: |
I've flown round the world, how do they explain that?
Although, when we crossed the International Dateline, flying from Fiji to LA, it was a long night flight, and they did shut all the window blinds. Perhaps some jiggery pokery took place then, and they moved the plane back to the other side of the map, so we could keep flying East.
I have photos taken when we flew over the North Pole going to Canada, but they'd say I faked them. And if that wasn't Australia we went to then it was a bloody big movie set. |
Here is a map of the flat earth. As you can see the north pole is in the middle. So flying over it is not a huge problem. Heading due east will take you round in a circle. It's heading south that will show you the ice cliffs.
|
|
|
|
|
The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:59 pm |
|
Roycropper wrote: |
Lucky for you I started it... |
I know. That was going to be my excuse if I DID get yelled at.
ETA:
How do they explain the fact that on one side of the earth there is night and on the other there is day?
Maybe the two sides should have a chat on the phone with the UK time at 9:00 PM. I wonder how the LA peeps would react when they were told in no uncertain terms that it was night time. |
_________________
Quote: |
"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
|
|
|
Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:04 pm |
|
Ah, right that explains it. Now we know why you never fly over the South Pole.
I just had a look at the South Pole on Go0gle Earth, there's something funny going on down there, its like a psychedelic cat's bottom. Obviously they have censored the ice cliffs, but why? |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
|
|
|
Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:23 pm |
|
Quote: |
Barry Setterfield, an Australian physicist and astronomer |
But then, since Australians are actually government agents trying to fool us ...
You can see where this is going, can't you? |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
x 8
Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
|
|
|
kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:54 pm |
|
shiver wrote: |
... That's assuming the galaxy is the right way up of course. ... |
It is, but we're not.
Really!
If one views "north" as being 90° relative to a plane that is rotating clockwise, then our north (in our solar system) is actually south as far as the Milky Way is concerned. I.e. our solar system is upside down, putting Australia in the northern hemisphere of our galaxy.
There's no way of saying how the Milky Way is orientated on a universal basis since there is no point of reference.
Maybe if we finally find that huge turtle, we can just look at its feet to find out. |
|
|
|
|
YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:07 pm |
|
Can you imagine how frustrating it must be for these idiots to watch a movie like Star Wars where all of the planets are spherical? |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
x17 |
|
|
|
The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:18 pm |
|
^^^ You just gave me a hilarious visual of George Lucas being inundated with angry letters from those people. Hah! |
_________________
Quote: |
"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
|
|
|
luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:20 pm |
|
@YW: *sigh* Typical Round Earth sheep.
FE FAQ wrote: |
The other celestial bodies are not the earth. We don't regard the earth to be a "planet" in the classical sense. It is just a different type of body that formed differently. |
|
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
|
|
|
Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:23 pm |
|
Oh they're just disks, YW, or models meant to mislead us. You are obviously an idiot who hasn't read the FAQ.
My favourite quote on their forum is
Quote: |
What makes you think logic is the right way to think about this? |
Speaking of which, newdo's map does explain a lot, but hangon, the sun would never set, just come from a more oblique angle at some times of day.
Unless of course the Earth was curved and it went over the horizon, which means... I am clearly an idiot who hasn't read the FAQ. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
|
|
|
Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:52 pm |
|
Can a Mod please lock this thread? How would you like it if a flat Earther came here and told you that 419 was merely a filament of Shivers warped imagination and he had to retire because the joke wasn't funny anymore? Each to their own. Instead of trolling other boards why not do something useful? Oh, and by the way, the Earth isn't flat it's pineapple shaped. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
|
|
|
|
The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:55 pm |
|
Tommo Shanter wrote: |
How would you like it if a flat Earther came here and told you that 419 was merely a filament of Shivers warped imagination... |
Don't you mean figment? Sorry, I just read that and found it kind of funny... |
_________________
Quote: |
"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
|
|
|
Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:11 pm |
|
@ TBC I think Tommo meant what he typed
try Wikipedia
And he may have a point.
I'll leave now but If Australia doesn't exist I'll have to tell hubby he was living west of Croydon not Adelaide.
Where that puts New Zealand I dont know |
|
|
|
|
packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:12 pm |
|
Tommo Shanter wrote: |
the Earth isn't flat it's pineapple shaped. |
It banana shaped. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
x3 |
|
|
|
packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:25 pm |
|
oh my god my brain hurts from reading that site. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
x3 |
|
|
|
Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:26 pm |
|
^^^Given your obsession with bananas you might like this from the good old days of vinyl...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-OT8jU8GS4 |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
|
|
|
|
packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:29 pm |
|
I'll check it out at home Tommo. I can't see anything from youtube or photobucket here at work.. those bastards. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
x3 |
|
|
|
ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:16 pm |
|
Beautiful post packman. But I'm assuming that arguing with them would work just as well as arguing with a rock rolling down a hill. It wouldn't hear you or respond and it would just keep rolling on.
But then again at least the rock would eventually stop. |
_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
|
|
|
kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:27 pm |
|
ronco wrote: |
... a rock rolling down a hill ... |
Hmm, according to them, the hill is moving *up* at 9,5m/s, so the rock will just be rising at a somewhat slower pace and not really going down.
Hey, flat-earth physics is fun! |
|
|
|
|
FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
|
Posted:
Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:44 pm |
|
To be honest, just posting in there to "flame their flames", as Titania put it so nicely above, is tempting
...but then, I remember MikeHawk´s thread about trolling... sigh... |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
|
|
|
|