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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:11 pm |
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Who do you think has the funniest sig on eater here are my favourites.
Gomerpyle
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GOD WILL AREEST YOU |
thedevguy67
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IF YOU EVER MAKE A MISTAKE AND SEND ANY MORE MASSAGE LIKE THIS I SWELL WITH THE NAME OF GOD THAT I WILL KILL ONE OF YOUR RELATIVE |
Roycropper
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I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD |
Tommo Shanter
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i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me
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Ima baeder
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Could You Please Just Let Me Know What Exactly Is Going On? The Way You Keep Quiet is causing Madness on Me |
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_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:13 pm |
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Prof So & So
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"I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe." |
laugh everytime I see it. Lad magic |
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l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:17 pm |
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lol I never saw that haha |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:20 pm |
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The Great Ook:
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"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" |
I'll be back to edit this post and add another one once I find it. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:23 pm |
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This Juan Freiz siggy makes me smile every time:
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID" |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:29 pm |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:41 pm |
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That's an absolute classic. I remember crying with laughter when I read that lot. Juan, are you still a pastering and clustering Holygan or did the spiritual Dane Gun get you in the end? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:42 pm |
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Jojo had a pretty good one a while back.
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YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS |
I like how he gets specific about the type of bus. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:12 am |
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I don't remember whose it was, but the first one I saw, and one which makes me laugh every time I see it, is:
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GREETINGS AND SALIVATIONS |
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_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:04 am |
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I like HomerJFong's
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A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." |
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:16 am |
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This one of Persephone's always amuses me...
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a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds |
I also get a chuckle imagining a stupid lad shouting this at OBL:
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I DONT LIKE THIS HANICKPANKE GAMES!!!!! ~Sc00t M0rris |
And you can almost feel the frustration in this gem of Gnasher's:
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WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:46 am |
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Jojobean´s Comercial Bus Drinks and Persephone´s Christmas Goat have already been cited...leaves Jayhawk´s one for me :
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I have been in banking for more than twenty-seven years of my profession; I had never encounter person like you. - Akanji Williams |
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_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:04 am |
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<br>My favourite has to be from the siggy of the great man himself...
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Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou....." |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:28 pm |
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One of my favourites is something about being stubbed in the back. I think it's one of Murray's.
There's also another one that says something along the lines of "YOU WILL NOT ENJOY FROM THIS GAME YOU FUCKING SCARMER".
EDIT: I just noticed, it's one of Tommo's. ^^ |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:51 pm |
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I really love this one from thedevguy67
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your penis will be eaten by ant - Musa Sani |
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Bruce Banner
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jul 2008
Posts: 189
Location: On the run from General Ross
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:13 pm |
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YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah |
I'd like to try abstract poverty some day. Might be fun. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:20 pm |
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Dog Dine had one a while back that was priceless:
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6 CHICKENS ALREADY KILLED AND OVERNIGHT WORK BY 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE IS ALL THAT IS NEEDED TO GET U BEDRIDDEN FOR 6 MONTHS. |
It doesn't seem to be there anymore.
I do love the quote in Prof's siggy about the brown shoe. We laughed and laughed about that when the lad wrote it. So simple, yet so hysterical. Juan's are great too. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:40 pm |
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here are a couple of my favorites
Peanut:
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"I am very grateful that you have turned me into a tourist,international espionage and adventurer." ~Desmond and Churchill |
Frozboz:
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"this people are not human; they are some kind of ill mornitored robots covered with human flesh and they kill for the slightest and most unimportant reasons." - Kabie Elvire |
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Check out Jim Norton's new book - I Hate Your Guts |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:57 pm |
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Windypops' siggy:
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No amount of semen donation will solve this problem |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:11 pm |
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^^You beat me to Windy's that is one of my favorite. |
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"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:18 pm |
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This one from Jojobean makes me chuckle every time I see it.
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I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat. |
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Lome, Togo to Bouake, Ivory Coast
Lagos to Abuja
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:26 pm |
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I like this one of Ook's
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"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben" |
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Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:27 pm |
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I agree with all of the above.
I tell you the story behind mine if you'll tell me yours.
Young Sanny needed the other half of $4,000 to raise the full $8,000 to release his inheritance from the security company, only he thought he'd be real clever and not ask for it outright but asked me if I could come up with ways to get the other half.
So I suggested he should wash cars and such like. Every day I would make another suggestion rather than offer to stump it up myself. Bob-a-job, goat milking service, dog walking you name it.
He turned down every idea I came with saying that there was no one able to pay for those kind of services as they were all poor where he lived.
Then it came to me, I told him I remembered that I put myself through college by donating sperm and got paid $5 a shot. I said if he really applied himself he'd get the money in no time. That's when he said that.
So we carried on.
When I said he'd get at least $2,000 if he sold a kidney he told me that was not enough. He twigged when I said he should sell them both then.
OK, let's hear the story behind your sig. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:40 pm |
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Well CATBINGO was just a response to an insult bait. Not a very interesting story there.
The Alvan Ben comment, was him begging for more money while wondering why his package from Parc3l D1r3ct was rerouted to another country. He kept coming up with different excuses of why he couldn't go pick it up, and that was one of his final excuses. I couldn't argue with it. |
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HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:43 pm |
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In response to the quote BJB mentioned...
My lad Kenny Olawale thought I was his oga. I told him that I could help him scam whitey, since I am in America and I know how they work. I told him he had to Americanize his speech, learn our traditions, etc. I taught him all the tricks of the trade. Naturally, I told him he would have to buy a goat, because Americans love seeing goats. So, he bought a goat. How did he afford that goat? He sold his couch. He said his wife was mad because he bought the stupid goat that was eating their furniture. And he sold his couch for it, like a complete idiot.
Here is Kenny and his goat he loves. He sent me pics of the different goats he had to choose from.
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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