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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

Who do you think has the funniest sig on eater here are my favourites.

Gomerpyle

Quote:

GOD WILL AREEST YOU

thedevguy67

Quote:

IF YOU EVER MAKE A MISTAKE AND SEND ANY MORE MASSAGE LIKE THIS I SWELL WITH THE NAME OF GOD THAT I WILL KILL ONE OF YOUR RELATIVE

Roycropper

Quote:

I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD

Tommo Shanter

Quote:

i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me

Ima baeder

Quote:

Could You Please Just Let Me Know What Exactly Is Going On? The Way You Keep Quiet is causing Madness on Me

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

Prof So & So

Quote:

"I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."

laugh everytime I see it. Lad magic Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

lol I never saw that haha Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

The Great Ook:

Quote:

"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO"

I'll be back to edit this post and add another one once I find it. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

This Juan Freiz siggy makes me smile every time:

Quote:

"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Well, JMR, that's the quote I went looking for. Laughing

Here's the whole thread about it, which is just about one of the funniest scammer rants ever (don't necro): http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=112993&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:41 pm

That's an absolute classic. Laughing

I remember crying with laughter when I read that lot. Juan, are you still a pastering and clustering Holygan or did the spiritual Dane Gun get you in the end? Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:42 pm

Jojo had a pretty good one a while back.

Quote:

YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS

I like how he gets specific about the type of bus.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:12 am

I don't remember whose it was, but the first one I saw, and one which makes me laugh every time I see it, is:

Quote:

GREETINGS AND SALIVATIONS

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

I like HomerJFong's

Quote:

A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU."

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:16 am

This one of Persephone's always amuses me...

Quote:

a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds

I also get a chuckle imagining a stupid lad shouting this at OBL:

Quote:

I DONT LIKE THIS HANICKPANKE GAMES!!!!! ~Sc00t M0rris

And you can almost feel the frustration in this gem of Gnasher's:

Quote:

WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:46 am

Jojobean´s Comercial Bus Drinks and Persephone´s Christmas Goat have already been cited...leaves Jayhawk´s one for me :

Quote:

I have been in banking for more than twenty-seven years of my profession; I had never encounter person like you. - Akanji Williams

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:04 am

<br>My favourite has to be from the siggy of the great man himself...

Quote:

Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou....."

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:28 pm

One of my favourites is something about being stubbed in the back. I think it's one of Murray's.

There's also another one that says something along the lines of "YOU WILL NOT ENJOY FROM THIS GAME YOU FUCKING SCARMER".
EDIT: I just noticed, it's one of Tommo's. ^^ Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:51 pm

I really love this one from thedevguy67

Quote:

your penis will be eaten by ant - Musa Sani

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:13 pm

Quote:

YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah

I'd like to try abstract poverty some day. Might be fun.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:20 pm

Dog Dine had one a while back that was priceless:

Quote:

6 CHICKENS ALREADY KILLED AND OVERNIGHT WORK BY 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE IS ALL THAT IS NEEDED TO GET U BEDRIDDEN FOR 6 MONTHS.

It doesn't seem to be there anymore.

I do love the quote in Prof's siggy about the brown shoe. We laughed and laughed about that when the lad wrote it. So simple, yet so hysterical. Juan's are great too.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:40 pm

here are a couple of my favorites

Peanut:

Quote:

"I am very grateful that you have turned me into a tourist,international espionage and adventurer." ~Desmond and Churchill

Frozboz:

Quote:

"this people are not human; they are some kind of ill mornitored robots covered with human flesh and they kill for the slightest and most unimportant reasons." - Kabie Elvire

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:57 pm

Windypops' siggy:

Quote:

No amount of semen donation will solve this problem

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:11 pm

^^You beat me to Windy's that is one of my favorite.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

This one from Jojobean makes me chuckle every time I see it.

Quote:

I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:26 pm

I like this one of Ook's

Quote:

"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben"

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:27 pm

I agree with all of the above.

I tell you the story behind mine if you'll tell me yours.

Young Sanny needed the other half of $4,000 to raise the full $8,000 to release his inheritance from the security company, only he thought he'd be real clever and not ask for it outright but asked me if I could come up with ways to get the other half.

So I suggested he should wash cars and such like. Every day I would make another suggestion rather than offer to stump it up myself. Bob-a-job, goat milking service, dog walking you name it.

He turned down every idea I came with saying that there was no one able to pay for those kind of services as they were all poor where he lived.

Then it came to me, I told him I remembered that I put myself through college by donating sperm and got paid $5 a shot. I said if he really applied himself he'd get the money in no time. That's when he said that. Wink

So we carried on.
When I said he'd get at least $2,000 if he sold a kidney he told me that was not enough. He twigged when I said he should sell them both then. Wink

OK, let's hear the story behind your sig.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:40 pm

Well CATBINGO was just a response to an insult bait. Not a very interesting story there.

The Alvan Ben comment, was him begging for more money while wondering why his package from Parc3l D1r3ct was rerouted to another country. He kept coming up with different excuses of why he couldn't go pick it up, and that was one of his final excuses. I couldn't argue with it.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:43 pm

In response to the quote BJB mentioned...

My lad Kenny Olawale thought I was his oga. I told him that I could help him scam whitey, since I am in America and I know how they work. I told him he had to Americanize his speech, learn our traditions, etc. I taught him all the tricks of the trade. Naturally, I told him he would have to buy a goat, because Americans love seeing goats. So, he bought a goat. How did he afford that goat? He sold his couch. He said his wife was mad because he bought the stupid goat that was eating their furniture. And he sold his couch for it, like a complete idiot.

Here is Kenny and his goat he loves. He sent me pics of the different goats he had to choose from.