7 worging days ultimatum

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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:34 pm

I've just found out that the CBN want $500 to mail me am ATM card! Or I can pick it up in Abuja. I have a 'Secrete Code Number' and everything.

Lord N0rris sent them an unsolicited picture of his castle, looking remarkably like Chatsworth House.

They've sent me 10 emails this week, so it got thier attention. Smile

I started out with the head honcho, but Soludo has passed me off to an underling.

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Many of our clients/beneficiaries has come and picked up their Atm Card AND THEY HAVE CALLED US ON TELEPHONE AND CONFIRMED TO US THAT THEY HAVE MADE HOME AND HAVE STARTED WITHDRAWING THEIR FUNDS.

I don’t know why you can not come and pick up your Card like others.

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Note, Central Bank of Nigeria CBN is Banking institution. Central Bank of Nigeria CBN is not shipping/courier company. We want to let you know that shipping/courier company must receive their shipment charges before they will accept to render their service. So be informed that before they will render their service they must surely collect their charges and their charges is only the sum of $500 and that is their methord of working in Nigeria

Therefore, we are giving you another 7 worging days to come to CBN and collect your Attm programmed Card or you send the shipping cost to enable us send it by postal system.

Be also informed that after this another 7 worging days ultimatum given to you, if you did not comply with one of these two options your fund will be reprogrammed

Sounds like a lad keen to make an early morning airport run to me. I will reply in 7 worging days.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Nice Drum

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:20 pm

Is worging day like the new york second, a unit of time specific to one place. You need to find out if it is longer or shorter than the standard 24 hour day.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Sounds like a lad definitely wants to 'meet & greet' a rich maga at the airport (you know like one a few hundred miles away). That's the benefit of being rich, you can fly where you want when you want-you have your own plane, or you know someone who'll loan ya one!!! Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 108

ROFL - visited Chatsworth House a year-or-two ago (didn't know Lord N0rri5, so had to pay the entrance fee to get in Sad

).....it's has, like, about 130 rooms and 1000 acres of parkland. Shocked

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:31 pm

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Dear Doctor,

i think I will come and pick up this card, for $500 I can fly there and back, and do some shopping in Abuja.

Can you recommend a good hotel?

You should use a cheaper shipping company, you could shift an elephant, never mind an ATM card, for that kind of
money, I have one in the safari park, so I know. how much it costs. Do you know where I can buy a Rhinoceros by the way?

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Julian Day wrote:

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visited Chatsworth House

Did you go round the house? As well as looted art treasures from all round the world, there are huge soft porn murals on all the walls..

The sort of place Lord N0rris would live.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:05 pm

What a coincidence! Mr. S is in the process of sending my character an ATM card too. I think it has a million and a half on it. We've been going around for about 2 weeks now and my poor character is really having a hard time getting those funds sent to the right place. THIS time for sure, though! He only has to give me the amount and instructions one more time. Really! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:12 pm

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7 worging days ultimatum

Must be Africa time Confused

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:15 pm

shishtavi wrote:

Is worging day like the new york second

That would be a standard day in the galactic continuum.

@roycropper - make sure to put on your tin foil hat to ward off all those gamma rays Wink

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Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

Here's my house! Laughing

http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/POD/o/oak-alley-122241-sw.jpg

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:30 am

That's funny, I could have sworn it was mine. *shrugs*

I do hope you get a safari out of this lad, Roy.

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:13 am

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Attn Mr Lord Norrise C0le

Re Payment/collection of your Atm Card.

Dear Sir
This is Alhaji Suleiman Barau, the Payment/Remittance Director International
Remittance Department Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).This is to confirmed the
receipt of your message dated 31st July 2008.We will expect your coming as you said. There is a lots of good Hotels in Nigeria.Please be informed that we dont use cheaper courier/Shipping Company to send such highly instrument for security reason OK.Therefore, we are expecting your arrival or the postal charges.

Thanks
Looking forward to hear from you soonest
Congratulation in Advance

Yours Sincerely,

Alhaji Dr Suleiman Barau
Director International Remittance,Dept
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN

Well I'm coming to pick up my highly instrument.

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Dear Alhaj,

'There is a lots of good Hotels in Nigeria' doesnt really answer my
question, I need you to find me one where we can do business.
It should have a maid service and a jacuzzi.

I will also need to hire a Rolls Royce or high end Mercedes Benz automobile.

I shall be over later this week. I will let you know about my flight
when it is booked. I shall be bringing my butler, G3ezer, with me.

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Lord N0rris of C0le

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:19 am

@Roy - I just don't know how you dream up such silliness... Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:14 pm

I enjoy the silliness, and my lads enjoy the thought that I am fabulously wealthy, so everyone's happy Smile

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Lord N is considerate enough to fly to Abuja, so the good doctor can take me to the bank. Shame his Ip says he's really in Lagos. Laughing

I found a 04:30 arrival, so we can make an early start. First class for Ge3zer and I is £4491, but at least we wont have to pay the exorbitant courier fee.

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Dear Dr Alhaj,

Below are details of my flight.

I will expect you to meet me at the airport, since the British Airways
website tells me that Abuja Airport is 45 minutes away from the City, and no way will G3ezer allow me to get into a Nigerian taxi cab, I am worth far too much money.

Please hold a sign with my name on it so I can find you.

Price £4491

Depart 22:15 7 Aug

Arrive 04:30 8 Aug

From Heathrow (London)

To Abuja

Flight BA0083

Operating airline British Airways

Class First
of travel

Would you like me to bring your wife a gift, i was wondering about
bringing her one of our Faberge eggs?

Toodleoo old chap,

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Lord N0rris of C0le