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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:18 pm |
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Hey all, lad and I celebrated our two year anniversary today He has been a real entertainment in these two years:
some audio
death thread
And now this little beauty:
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Dear Matthew,
I paid the fees to the bank to your colleague mr Bello. He was able to
provide me all details of this transaction. I suggest you talk to your
colleague. I have not heard from him since and I think he may have
stolen the money. This is a security breach on your end and I expect a
full reimbursement!
Myrre |
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ATTN Myrre
Ina arashi, ijim egwu egwu, Give me the contact of the stupid bello let me catch up with him and take him to jail.
Belo iwu ewu imma? the belo is stupid.
Regards
Mathew |
He has changed names and characters, got his friends involved and STILL no money
The funny thing is, he is quite boring. It is simply too easy to set him off.
Ah well, two years calls for a celebration. So..... a thread to my long time friend [/b] |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:26 pm |
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Congratulations to the happy couple.
Here's to the next two years of fun and happiness..... |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:46 pm |
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Congrats and well played! |
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:32 pm |
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Congrats Persie!
Glad to see you back around. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Posted:
Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:58 pm |
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Nice, I can't imagine how you've held him for 2 years.
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_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:10 pm |
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Congrats -- sooner or later you will be at 4 years |
_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:48 pm |
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Nice, I can't imagine how you've held him for 2 years. |
That actually is not my merit. The lad simply did not give up on me. Usman chopped his dolla at least four times, so in his eyes I am a gullible paying maga. He believes he worked me, and some other lad got the pay-out, which pisses him off. He keeps writing me. At the moment, I have no idea what kind of certificates he is supposed to send me or how much money he is asking. Neither does he, I think, he is completely off script and wants to nail Usman badly
I think it is time for another trip. The nice thing about this lad that he has a lot of friends in unusual places and he will need to work with them to get the money I think he owes quite a number of friends at the moment
By the way, can anyone translate "Belo iwu ewu imma"? |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:49 pm |
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Congratulations! That is quite a milestone. How could he possible put up with all your delays for so long? It must be love.
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By the way, can anyone translate "Belo iwu ewu imma"? |
Bello is a baby goat?? Just kidding, but it's probably an insult about Bello. |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:02 pm |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:33 pm |
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Congratulations on two years without sending the lad a penny!
I can just picture him baring his teeth in grim determination every time he sits at the computer to compose an email to you.
When you reach the tenth anniversary, he will be a wizened and grizzled, tired old lad, and you will still be young and fresh as a daisy. That picture fills me with joy. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:33 pm |
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B3ll0 is a baby goat?? Just kidding, but it's probably an insult about B3ll0. |
It makes a lot of sense. He believes all emails are forwarded to Usman, so he is insulting him in a language poor Myrre does not understand Gotta love lads anyways, asked HIM for a translation as well, see what he comes up with for an explanation |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:14 pm |
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Y'know its been a long time since I heard that audio, but I still say that is one of the very funniest things that I have ever heard, read or seen on the Eater.
Its an absolute priceless classic..... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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FabulousFiasco
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 139
Location: a step ahead of my lad
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Posted:
Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:24 pm |
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congratulations!
Does he even suspect you are baiting him? |
_________________ DR. KOUSO JOSEPH-- COTONOU TO ACCRA
I will appreciate you act fasty because so much time has already be delayed-- Dr. Anderson Wilson
Surprising things are more appreciable than non surprising things, I am going to put a surprise in your face as long as this transaction remains. ---Willis Lee, Loan Officer |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Posted:
Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:33 pm |
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Congrats Perse! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:01 am |
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Sometimes words just fail me...*
*This doesn't happen very often... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:04 am |
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Congrats, Persie.
I loved that call. |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:14 am |
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Congrats, Persie!
I think a trip is in order for the happy couple!
(well, so maybe only 1 of you makes the trip... it's the thought that counts!) |
_________________ x2 x7 x6 x7 x5
"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:41 am |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:27 am |
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Here's to 2 more years!!
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:33 am |
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Does he even suspect you are baiting him? |
Hell no He strongly believes another lad is stealing his maga. It pisses him off that he has one extremely helpful victim who always seems to end up paying another lad As far as he knows it is dirt simple to get money out of me, he just needs to figure out how to ensure I pay HIM next time |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:42 am |
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Congrats on the occasion of your 2 year Ladiversary. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:52 am |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:27 am |
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Congrats!
May your lad suffer another two years at your hands. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:48 am |
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Good grief. Two years. So many lads are just in it for what they can get, and drop you the minute they know they're not getting it. But yours, Perse, is a real find, a keeper. I hope you'll be very happy and he'll be very miserable for many more years to come. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:09 pm |
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Two years? That's amazing! This guy is so deeply invested in your story now that he can't give up. You should be able to keep him going forever.
Congrats on a masterful bait! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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