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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:44 pm |
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I received this from the new 'Barrister' appointed to represent my interests to the bank where I am trying to become the 'beneficiary'.
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Sir,
RE: LEGAL REPRESENTATION ON THE TRANSFER OF THE SUM OF €15,000,000.00.
I have acknowledged the receipt of your mail and the content is well noted,
Regarding the question in your mail. It will be my pleasure to let you know that I am a legal cancel of this said bank and for all transfer and claim of a foreign customer that might not be at present it is my duty to represent his behalf for proper inducement of every necessary document that might come up in the process of his / her transfer demonstration.
Because of the out ray of the fraud cases in this country the management of this bank has studded a policy that for all claim of such kind that a proper recognition of the bank must be approved before any proceeding will be guaranteed .is with due respect Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law.
(How do these guys ever make any money? )
I will advise you return the filed form that was given to you by the bank for a proper recognition and approval of the bank before we can proceed and for easy communication we request you send to us your telephone and fax number for our proper perusal.
Anticipating your urgent response and looking forward to serving you better.
Yours-in-Service, |
Thought I'd share it, there are many gems here |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:05 pm |
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I will advise you return the filed form that was given to you by the bank for a proper recognition and approval of the bank |
Asking why you should have to return to the bank the same form they sent you for recognition will surely get you another masterpiece of lad barrister speak. |
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OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:23 pm |
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I spit Diet Coke on my keyboard over the 'armpit of the law.' |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:06 pm |
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^^That got me, too, OBL. I laughed so hard I got a coughing fit.
Reminds me of the old saying:
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:11 pm |
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That law stinks |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:13 pm |
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Armpit of the law? Lmao.
I think a few more years in law school should straighten him out |
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