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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:40 pm |
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Compliment, you just won 5772.- US$ |
I feel kind of insulted |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Posted:
Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:43 pm |
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Please please please share the email address! (PM or publicly.) I'm looking for some new lotto baits to start off and this one looks quite promising. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:00 am |
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perhaps they realise that $300 million + is frankly unrealistic. took long enough.
I have to say that the best stringing along money I've used on a lad is £4,000. It worked quite nicely until I reported account after account to Alan and he sulked. |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Good_Ash
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 52
Location: I'm in the hills, over yonder!
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:30 am |
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No, you have me beat. |
_________________ avatar = actor Bruce Campbell
Kiss the king, baby. |
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Dexter
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
Posts: 113
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:49 am |
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I like the fact that he just copied it out of the scammer's handbook, and didn't have the brains to change the word "compliment" to "good day", or some other common scammer terminology. |
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Bruce Banner
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jul 2008
Posts: 189
Location: On the run from General Ross
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:57 am |
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I wonder if that would work on anyone? Don't they usually strive for overly wordy, "official" looking e-mails? Could a lad get lazier than this one?
This tiny scam e-mail is provoking a ton of questions in my mind. |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:01 am |
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I got a well crafted WU phish claiming i was in debt of $0.53. As it was a Phish you've still got the winner |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:03 am |
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@otterfan: I have a gullible lottomugu for you if you wish.
Per forum guidelines, email address removed - please repost with scam letter that contains it - SB
You can hear his lovely voice here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=143997 |
_________________ you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure
2,633 miles: Peterson/Gomer/fbi/Tina Mike/MrMicheal: Lagos.Doula.Yaounde.Limbe.Mundemba.ChimpCamp.[SSC Cameroon].(2weeks Jail).Baffousam(across Nigeria).Cotonou.Parakou.[SSC Benin] C/B Master & 5imba et al "i am coming to safari my self" "he is at chimpazine camp" "go pick him at the police station" |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:33 am |
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Yes, as a matter of fact. I received one this month with:
Subject: CAN YOU DO THIS
with absolutely nothing in the body of the mail, at all. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:16 am |
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I wonder how he expects to make any real money out of this one? surely even a victim would realise after sending more than you'd be getting back.
I suppose some vics wouldn't realise, but even so $14,000,000,000 sounds much more realistic to me. |
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:39 am |
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Gee just this morning I was thinking this must be the worst email scam i have received, but yours is the briefest
[email protected] <[email protected]>
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hello,
this is a heart brake message
since i lost my 72kg Gold dust----i decided to seek help via internet
to see a faithful person that can help me receive 66million us dollars
with the diplomat in florica america. those
funds in the boxs belongs to my late dad...i decide to drop my old
partner because of his craelessness which result to the lost of mt Gold
dust. the consignment is now in america so i decided to contact you to know if you can help me receive them. await God bless
grant richard
+233274403951 |
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_________________ When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:58 am |
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i received this a few week back.
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fill attach application |
with a word document attached with the usual garbage on it |
_________________ =Mr Thomas (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
=Mr James (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
= I knew that MHC6 is one of the wonders in the World,and all of us have to exprience it,and understand it - Okunlola O. Thomas FMHC6
I WAS AT THE NOVOTEL ORISHA HOTEL TILL 11 PM THAT DAY AND I WAS TOLD BY THE HOTEL STAFFS THAT I CAN NOT SPEND A NIGHT THERE AND I HAVE TO LEAVE AND WHENT TO THE NIGERIA EMBASSY THERE IN COTONOU TO STAY TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND I CALLED YOU THE FOLLOWING DAY AND YOU ASKED ME TO RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA WHICH I DID AND THAT HAS BEING MY WOST DAYS IN LIFE AS WAS EXPOSED TO A FULL TIME DIFFICITIES. - Augus5tine J4m35 |
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Mr.X
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jul 2008
Posts: 42
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:30 am |
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I have been baiting a guy, who started with mail that had only subject "I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!". |
_________________ "i am trying to call your number,it was voice massage" "i feel you are a joker" Linda Johnson
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Collider
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Jun 2008
Posts: 62
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:53 am |
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Got a short one too. It appears they figured out that they need to pierce spam filters and they try it with the short mails. |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Posted:
Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:40 am |
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There is always a fool and money to be parted. I hope in this case there will be many fewer fools |
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Mr_Happy
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 130
Location: Manchester UK
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Posted:
Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:48 pm |
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Smallest opening email I've got todate is this:
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I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: [email protected]
I am contacting you to assist me in repatriating this money left behind by my Customer.
- I am a Banker; my name is MR JOHN NNAMDI |
Obviously the guy is lonely and needs some correspondence |
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Posted:
Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:10 am |
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here is another quickie today
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[email protected]
I am Mohamed Beckford Rami, the manager of PINES SECURITY COMPANY, A customer of this company Capt.JAMES .C. EDGE,lost his life and family on the Tsunami Disaster which occured in Thailand,having a huge sum of money {US$12,000,000} deposited in our security vault for safe keeping.
- Mohamed Rami |
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_________________ When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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FabulousFiasco
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 139
Location: a step ahead of my lad
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Posted:
Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:46 am |
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Sounds like he's complimenting you on winning $5,772 .
His WU transfer fee better not be too big then. |
_________________ DR. KOUSO JOSEPH-- COTONOU TO ACCRA
I will appreciate you act fasty because so much time has already be delayed-- Dr. Anderson Wilson
Surprising things are more appreciable than non surprising things, I am going to put a surprise in your face as long as this transaction remains. ---Willis Lee, Loan Officer |
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