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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:28 am

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This lad found me. According to my generous and wise mentor, this lad is probably a beggar, a scammer who gets all friendly with me, convinces me to send him small items, and then hits me up for bigger ticket items or money. He's also pressuring me hard to come and visit him.

I love conversing with this guy. He reads everything I write and responds to with long letters. He also writes some bug-nuts crazy stuff. He suggested that I use lighter fluid when creating sacrificial pyres for Jesus. So far, he has asked me for a raccoon and a skunk -- to eat. He's always very positive no matter how I antagonize him (so far). I've been stalling effectively enough for two months or so, but I don't know how much longer I can string him along without giving him anything. Fortunately, the lad provided me just the right modality to continue the bait.

Reverend David is inviting me to a conference in August! I mentioned in a message two days ago that I passed the invitation around, and he didn't object. The way I see it, he's giving us an opening to really waste and lot of his time and energy.

My baiting ID is Mister R3d Br0wn.. B1g R3d to his friends; reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Red_(Western_Kentucky_University). Mister Brown is a motivational speaker who lives and works at athletics department of Western Kentucky University. I think that it would be very fun if Red were to post the Rev's message on campus somewhere and other baiting identities could find it. Several of us could RSVP.

Here is the really interesting part. Red has no control over what happens to the form after he distributes it. That means collaborators do not need to straight-bait if they choose not. You may be as wacky with this guy as you like. Just create some reason why you know B1g R3d or else would have been on the campus of Western Kentucky University recently. I'm hoping that he sends a few cars to the airport for us.

Here is application.

Quote:

AFRICAN PEACE OUTREACH
PLAN TO ATTEND THIS GREAT AFRICAN YOUTH CONFERENCE
PERSONALITY & PURPOSE FOR THE AFRICAN YOUTH.

DATE: - 13TH TO 17TH AUGUST 2008
VENUE: - 279/281 OBOHIA ROAD ABA. (AFRICAN PEACE OUTREACH HEADQUATER)
TIME: - MORNING 8:00AM, AFTERNOON 2:30PM, EVENING 6:00PM.

POWERED BY: - TALK AFRICA, NIGERIAN BREWERIES, 7UP BOTTLING COMPANY ABA, BIBLE TRUTH
CHURCH OF GOD,

PLEASE FILL THE FORM BELOW TO PARTICIPATE IN THE EVENT AND TO SPONSOR THE EVENT!!!

INVITATION LETTER
NAME
……….................................................................................................
ADDRESS………………………………………….EMAIL………………………………..POSTAL ADDRESS……………………………………………
OFFICE PHONE ………..................................RESI. NO………………………………........MOBILE
NO………………………………………………
SINGLE? ………………………. MARRIED……………………
COUNTRY…………………………………..
STATE …………………………………..
CITY ……………………………………….
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH YOUR FAMILY OR GROUP..................................................................................................................
HOW MANY IN NUMBER ……………………. PLEASE WRITE DOWN THEIR NAMES ………………………………………………………...
WHAT SERVICE WILL YOU LIKE TO RENDER UNTO THE LORD AND THE AFRICAN YOUTHS
……………………………………………………….
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE OF COMING ………………………………………………..
NAME OF YOUR CHURCH/ORGANIZATION ……………………………………………………

THE AFRICAN PEACE OUTREACH WILL PROVIDE FEEDING; ACCOMODATION AND TRANSPORTATION TO ALL
THAT WILL ATTEND THE EVENT.SO FILL IN THE FORM SO THAT WE WILL KNOW THE NUMBER OF THINGS
TO PROVIDE.

VISIT US ONLINE @ www.peaceoutreach.de.vu or wwww.bibletruthchurchofgod.piczo.com.copy and
paste the form after filling it.

LET THEIR BE PEACE ON EARTH,BE PART OF IT.
David
Nigeria

Please post a response here, and I will PM his yahoo address to you. I would rather not publicly post it here, just in case he maybe, maybe ever runs a search for it and somehow finds this thread. Also, I admit that I'm interested in seeing how many baiters would like to participate.

Here is how Red filled out his form...

Quote:

INVITATION LETTER
NAME
Red Brown
ADDRESS
Western Kentucky University
EMAIL
removed
POSTAL ADDRESS
P.O.BOX 1833 ABA-ABIA STATE NIGERIA,ZIP CODE:-450001.
That was the address you sent me, right David?
OFFICE PHONE
206-333-0212
RESI. NO
NO, I ain't bringing no Resi.
MOBILE NO
Mobile no? Okay, I'll leave my mobile phone at home if you say so.
SINGLE?
No, I best get two airplane seats. They don't call me Big Red for nothing.
MARRIED
Are you trying to set me up with some lady, David?
COUNTRY
Shoot boy, I live in the hills. I'm so far in the country, I gotta go towards town to hunt.
STATE
Kentucky
CITY
Bowling Green
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH YOUR FAMILY OR GROUP
I invited a few other folk. I hope you don't mind none. I sort of sort of passed this around to the alumni to see who was interested.
HOW MANY IN NUMBER
Is that a riddle? There ain't no many in numbers.
PLEASE WRITE DOWN THEIR NAMES
Okay, I done that. What should I do with the list?
WHAT SERVICE WILL YOU LIKE TO RENDER UNTO THE LORD AND THE AFRICAN YOUTHS
I'm going to get them all fired up. I'm the biggest professional motivational speaker in all of South Western Kentucky. Before I'm done, them youths is going to be exploding with the love for Jesus and lighter fluid.
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE OF COMING
Get'er done.
NAME OF YOUR CHURCH/ORGANIZATION
Athletics Department, WKU

Thank you in advance.

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:29 am

Thats some site he has going www.peaceoutreach.de.vu . Although it looks very basic he spent quite a bit of time working on it. Apparently one speaker at a conference was Kingsley Onu, hopefully not the same as this guy!
an email address that pops up on the site is worth searching as it brings up a strange result from Flickr and national geographic. There's also a guy from Pakistan claiming to be part of Muslim Hands with a donation page($13 made so far). Theres quite a few other people linked to the site. Might be partners or he really has done an exceptional amount of (lad style) work to try and make this look legit. I definitely reckon he should be kept busy, starting with finding a new tie.

Can't help but feel i've seen him somewhere before, might just be that tie Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:42 am

Sure I fancy a trip..put me down

Quote:

NAME
Dr Batron Lozenge
ADDRESS WKU - Chemisty Dept
EMAIL………………………………..
POSTAL ADDRESS…See above…………………………………………
OFFICE PHONE …NEC IQ3 touchphone……..................................
RESI. NO……Yes RESI please…………………………........
MOBILE
NO………I have a mobile………………………………………
SINGLE? …Yes…………………….
MARRIED……Yes………………
COUNTRY……Yes……………………………..
STATE …………Kentucky………………………..
CITY ……………Bowling Pin………………………….
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH YOUR FAMILY OR GROUP......1............................................................................................................
HOW MANY IN NUMBER ………Yes…………….
PLEASE WRITE DOWN THEIR NAMES ………………………………………………………...
WHAT SERVICE WILL YOU LIKE TO RENDER UNTO THE LORD AND THE AFRICAN YOUTHS
Free personality tests, to demonstrate the ability to mix vodka and gin and to spread the word of L Ron Hubbard……………………………………………………….
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE OF COMING ……PARTY!!!! Wooo…………………………………………..
NAME OF YOUR CHURCH/ORGANIZATION ……Scientology………………………………………………

THE AFRICAN PEACE OUTREACH WILL PROVIDE FEEDING; ACCOMODATION AND TRANSPORTATION TO ALL
THAT WILL ATTEND THE EVENT.SO FILL IN THE FORM SO THAT WE WILL KNOW THE NUMBER OF THINGS
TO PROVIDE. Yes

VISIT US ONLINE @ www.peaceoutreach.de.vu or wwww.bibletruthchurchofgod.piczo.com.copy and
paste the form after filling it.

LET THEIR BE PEACE ON EARTH,BE PART OF IT.

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:48 am

Yes I'm interested, please tell me more.

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:42 am

I would love to attend. I will be in Africa anyway during August claiming a fortune that was left to me. Count me in!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Jul 2008 Posts: 78

I'll be there! Count me in!

Quote:

INVITATION LETTER
NAME
Rev. Philip Aschio
ADDRESS
Mena, AR
EMAIL
removed
POSTAL ADDRESS
391 Snipe Road
Mena, AR
OFFICE PHONE
206-426-0585
RESI. NO
No, Resi thank you
MOBILE NO
Actually I am very mobile
SINGLE?
Make mine a double please.
MARRIED
No
COUNTRY
a little bit, I am more Rock 'n Roll though
STATE
Calm
CITY
Mena
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH YOUR FAMILY OR GROUP
Do I have to? I would rather come with someone elses
HOW MANY IN NUMBER
in what number?
PLEASE WRITE DOWN THEIR NAMES
Later
WHAT SERVICE WILL YOU LIKE TO RENDER UNTO THE LORD AND THE AFRICAN YOUTHS
Beginning and advanced Moshing. I will focus on the "picking up change" "windmill" and "Lawnmower" Techniques. I will conclude by getting a big pit going and doing a little crowd surfing.
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE OF COMING
I just told you
NAME OF YOUR CHURCH/ORGANIZATION
Church of Missionaries Under God, United

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 98

why the hell not, I think all my baits have diet of food poisening anyway (bad bait).

Quote:

INVITATION LETTER

NAME
Vince Noire

ADDRESS
Western Kentucky University

EMAIL
removed

POSTAL ADDRESS
Flat 69, talghtohweh Building, Landan, England, L1 4R.
I do work in kentucky most of the time.

OFFICE PHONE
+1-206-339-8877

RESI. NO
RESI NO!! whats wrong with the Royal Elephant Sperm Institution?

MOBILE NO
I am mobile Yes, I have both my legs

SINGLE?
I have never released an album let alone a single.

MARRIED
Married to my work, we are expecting a baby office soon.

COUNTRY
And western films rock, 'do you feel lucky, punk?'

STATE
I'm in a bad state after partying like its 1999 all over again.

CITY
I'm from the City of Angels

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH YOUR FAMILY OR GROUP
I'm into group things but not with the family.

HOW MANY IN NUMBER
Is this the clue to a crossword you are stuck on?

PLEASE WRITE DOWN THEIR NAMES
There names are written on the grave stones, they died, tradicly.

WHAT SERVICE WILL YOU LIKE TO RENDER UNTO THE LORD AND THE AFRICAN YOUTHS
I will render, in animal fat, the entire bible.

WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE OF CUMING
Reproduction.

NAME OF YOUR CHURCH/ORGANIZATION
The Church, The ONLY Church.

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:57 pm

I've got a quiet weekend lined up, so I'll have a go!

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:18 pm

Jeez, I got to visit a lad of mine real soon, sounds like a great opportunity to travel to West Africa, I'll be contacting the good Reverend soon, just PM me his addy please Wink

Oh, yeah, this is nice touch.

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:10 pm

He contacted me about the conference. I am definitely in. I told him that I am a friend of Red's. Where he goes, I go.

He is really nice and friendly. Most of my lads are terse and not hospitable at all.

His website is the absolute worst. It is full of non-informational clutter. He really should have hired someone to put it together.

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:25 am

"Good news, everybody." -- Professor Farnsworth

CheapTickets-dot-com can sell us all flights to Lagos for only $3616.31 US. My trip leaves from Nashville at 5:10pm, and I am due to arrive at 7:15pm. That's only 2 hours and 5 minutes, right? It's not bad for a flight with two layovers. Right? Right? Wind-wink-nudge-nudge.
Check it OoOuUuTt.

I think that I've sent PMs to everyone. Did I miss anyone?

Thank you all for your participation. I especially thank SamSpudz for the above-and-beyond research. The rest of you guys -- thank you for making my otherwise very dull weekend enjoyable. I've been giggling like schoolgirls on an unescorted field trip to the dentist.

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:07 pm

Well, I've been invited too.

Might be a little late as i'll have to fly from the South Shetlands (not even sure if they - er - sorry we - have an airport). Still, it didn't phase David.

I can fly from Buenos Aires though. Shame it goes to Cotonou. Do you think he'd pick me up there??? (I'm too lazy to look for anything else...).

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 98

As i'm blind and I have to take a guide dog with me the dog needs a passport and work permit, of course the forms have to be filled in by the host, the good Pastor David.

he hasnt quite done it right theres no picture or drawing of the room. I'm not sure if they will issue the permit without a photograph. We'll have to wait n see what they say Smile

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he hasnt quite done it right theres no picture or drawing of the room. I'm not sure if they will issue the permit without a photograph. We'll have to wait n see what they say when i go to the airlines tomorrow Smile

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:35 pm

Has he asked for anything? Are skunks considered livestock? I cant get him to take the bait of gifts or whatever , you know hip clothing, phones, laptops. He just goes on quoting psalms to me and carrying on about his conference.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 98

nope, hes not asked for anything except my flight details.

the first lad i ever baited did exactly the same thing, didnt ask for anything he just wanted me to come to nigeria. He gave up on me in the end as I was being greedy as i was going for a silly trophy.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:37 am

I gave him a perfect opening to ask for money to register for the conference. He just told me to enjoy myself there. I don't get it. Either he is the world's worst scammer, or he is an eccentric guy.

Any thoughts on this? If he is some out-there kind of guy, I don't want to mess with him. I prefer to mess with people who lie to me and request money grams.

Even if he is a scammer, he doesn't give enough back to the baiter to be any fun. He is just really nice.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 98

I agree, i cant seem to figure out his game i did request a picture of the room for page 2 of my dog passport forms and he sent me back what was a googled image of a room. Maybe he hopes to hold us all hostage when we get there.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:54 pm

I cancelled on him to see if he would protest. Here is his long and kinda boring response. I wonder if this cut and paste has been used on anyone else here:

Quote:

Greetings Sir,
Its Never a Sad thing for i know that this Dissapointment from the People that cancelled your Trip may/will be an avenue for us to plan ahead of time and well.Next year it will be held in nigeria as well or any other African country and i know that it will be a good opputunity for yout o attend.
But meanwhile,Keep communicating with me and lets share views at any single time we have.I have gmail account you can chat with me there.its [email protected] add me.

And many defeats turn to triumph If we trust in God's wisdom and will Faith is a mover of mountains, there's nothing that God cannot do, So start out today with faith in our heart And "Climb Until our Dream Comes True". May all our dreams in life comes true. And may the good Lord be with us forever and favour us in every ramifications of life. shalom

The Quote Meal of the day...“Think of these things: when you came, where you are going, and to whom you must account.” The Wise saying of the day...Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. Romans 12:9 Have a wonderful, miraculous and amazing weekdays going with blessing and favour. may the good Lord be with us and our family. shalom.And remember the Lord cares about us

Often our tasks will be many,and more than we think we can do Often the road will be rugged and the hills insurmountable, too Always remember, the hills ahead are never as steep as they seem, And with faith in our heart start upward and climb 'till we reach our dream, Nothing in life that is worthy Is ever too hard to achieve If we have the courage to try it and we have the faith to believe... Faith is a force that is greater than knowledge or power or skill

David

I seriously can't figure this one out.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:14 pm

Maybe he's just mental?

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:31 pm

He started asking me to come visit very early in the bait. My best guess is that he does intend to do nasty things to us once he gets in us in best friend's ride. Ransoms, muggings, forcing us to help his gang bait more effectively -- there are all sorts of nasty things he could do once we are on his turf. Maybe I was wrong about him being a beggar...

Latest news -- his last couple of messages to me have been much shorter. We are definitely whittling down his valuable online time. He told me that he is "finalizing the last stages of the events." I wonder who is scheduled to speak?

I think we should start discussing what our story should be when he can't find us at the airport. Hi-jacked plane? Emergency landing at wrong airport? Maybe we tried to call him, but we all left our telephones at home because his application read, "MOBILE NO."

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Jul 2008 Posts: 27

hey count me in, id love to mess with another one, one a lil less negative this time!

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:58 am

Hey, Scam Sandwhich got a phone number!

PM sent to Cowboy Up!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 98

lol oh yus so i did on the forms. forgive my ignorance but what does Cowboy Up do with them?

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:54 am

Sorry, I should be more clear. The private message I sent to Cowboy Up was for giving him the e-mail address of Reverend David. The phone number was a different issue.

The phone number is interesting because Red asked for a contact phone number once but he never received it. This weekend, I think that Red will try to give the Reverend. I've been wanting to try out the Gizmo voice-over-internet service. I would love to record this guy's voice.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 98

Good_Ash wrote:

Sorry, I should be more clear. The private message I sent to Cowboy Up was for giving him the e-mail address of Reverend David. The phone number was a different issue.

The phone number is interesting because Red asked for a contact phone number once but he never received it. This weekend, I think that Red will try to give the Reverend. I've been wanting to try out the Gizmo voice-over-internet service. I would love to record this guy's voice.

ahhh lol, i did say i was ignorant, perhaps stupid would be more befitting.

I'm still trying to get the good pastor to send me a decent pic, he keeps sending me the same one and i keep asking for a larger pic, you see my guid dog needs to look at his photo so it recognises him when we get to nigeria lol.

how do I get a visa to nigeria, the pastor mentioned i need to get one. I can smell more doggie forms lol.

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