Music 2 My Ears - Wickedest Evil Safari

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

jojobean wrote:

It seems Dover may have fallen and broken his leg.

Stubbed his toe more like... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:40 pm

Famous is getting a little antsy...

Quote:

anita
please try and call me today
i will like to discuss something with you
you best kind of friend famous
i will be waiting for ur call
plaese dont dissapoint me
byeeeeeeeeee

He might be worried about his pappy.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:26 pm

Rev. Dover has finally been found. He is in a hospital in the southern-most town of Bere. He was hit by a car and left for dead. Fortunately, he was found in time and is now recovering. Sadly, he is scared and alone so we just called Charles and his brother and asked him to meet Rev. Dover (and the $400,000) in the hospital. Charles reluctantly agreed to go. Laughing

Next, Anita will be sending all of the hospital's details to Charles so he can get there right away.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:29 pm

Rev. Dover cried too. Sad

I thought I had it recording, but I was outside and apparently there was an issue with the link between the two programs. The next call will be recorded, and I have a feeling Dover will shed a tear or two again. Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

YW, aka Dr. Evil, at work Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:33 pm

Well, we just called. Sadly, the call did not get recorded.

Here is the deal- Ben is stredded in Bere, Chad in a hostpital. He was hit by a car and left for dead. And he has pink eye. Wink

They are supposed to come and pick him up. However, I don't know that they will. Ben broke down in tears numerous times in that call. The hash conditions and the leg makes him cry. They said they cannot check their email anymore because they are broke. Who knew? They were still pretty polite. The whole Rev thing was a great idea. Thanks Reaper!

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:34 pm

Here is where he will hopefully be off to next. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5061209991474116127

Master Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 108

For a moment, I read that as Rev. Dover being actually dead! Nooooooooooooo! Shocked

Let us hope for his speedy recovery...though it would be unfortunate if he were well enough to be discharged, and to set off on his travels again, by the time the TWATS arrive at the hospital? Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:21 am

I wouldn't worry about Ben getting deaded! TWAT is such a powerful faith that he would be resurrected in about three days! Now where have I seen that before? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:10 am

Would you be kind enough to say some courage words from me to rev. Dover?

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:17 am

oh, dear, poor Ben... I guess there will be around the clock prayer sessions held worldwide for him now... (which involve a lot of coodination emails going around the globe... )

Really hope you have them on the move again...

Thumbs up

BTW, are all 3 of them travelling together? And does the local community leader allow them to leave before they paid their bill's? (Or should he keep Jessa 'hostage' until the other two return with the cash... ) make sure they ask for receipts, I have heard the Twat Finance Department has very strict rules for that... Smile

edit: spelling

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

I hope there's an internet cafe on Hospital Road!

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:02 pm

We have a new character out there. He is none other than Jean Claude Van Damme, the director of the hospital in Bere. Here is what Anita just sent:

Quote:

Hey guys, it's anita. how r u???? i am well. i have some information on Rev Ben for u. I speak a little French, so Rev William had me talking on the phone with the hospital director Mr. Van Damme. We got some information from him about the location of Rev Ben. He is a little hard to undersand, but I think we got everything. He gave me a website to go to, but he said it might be under constructino or somethin. i dunno...

here is what we got from him. he said Dover wants u to come and see him.

Address: Boite Postal 52
Kelo
Chad

Email: Jean Claude Van Damme
[email protected]

Website: www.berehospital.org
Language: French, Tchadian Arabic
Union: Central African Union Mission
Division: West-Central Africa Division
Type: Hospital (MH)

I hope this helps u 2! BYE!!!

Anita

Hopefully Van Damme can do better than his predecessor, Steven Seagal.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:07 pm

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME Laughing

You owe me a new keyboard...

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:09 pm

Quote:

I hope this helps u 2! BYE!!!

Anita is very helpfull Laughing

;
the lads should have no problem at all w/ that address. Mr. Green

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:21 pm

Soon, Dover will fall ill and pass into a coma. That will leave the $400,000.00 just sitting there in a closet at the hospital. Fortunately, we have two TWAT reverends on their way to visit Dover and keep the money safe. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:31 pm

YW - Is there any way we can send sympathy cards to the poor reverend? My heart is truly anguished at his suffering!!!

Bruin

[actually, I am looking forward the three mugus further suffering!]

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Dover into a coma? NOOOO!!!!! The loving members of TWAT are gathering up some pizzas to send to him! Who will eat the pizzas?

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:33 pm

Jean Claude Van Damme will, without a doubt, be able to fill the shoes of Dover. Don't worry.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:56 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

Dover into a coma? NOOOO!!!!! The loving members of TWAT are gathering up some pizzas to send to him! Who will eat the pizzas?

Don't forget the extra meat on those. Put them under his nose, and duck!

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:42 pm

Quote:

Soon, Dover will fall ill and pass into a coma. That will leave the $400,000.00 just sitting there in a closet at the hospital. Fortunately, we have two TWAT reverends on their way to visit Dover and keep the money safe.

Or Dover could always get retro-grade amnesia and forget where he put the money...just that its somewhere in the hospital...or another place...it'd be fun to have a bunch of lads running around a specific building seriptiously trying to locate a briefcase full of money Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:05 pm

I'll take a punt here that the Lads know who Jean Claude Van Damme really is.... Smile

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:55 am

^^^^

I don't know if they are AWARE of it...
Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:33 am

Nice!

Good name too, for a director of a Hospital... (as JCvD in his movies is known for his 'hands-on' approach when solving problems...)

YW, there's 2 Lads on their way, that is the 2 Reverends? So Jessa is still in N'Djamena? Do you think they are in contact directly (phone or email) and if not, would it be possible to create some confusion between them?

And let's hope the boys make it to Bere in time, it would be a pity if Ben was transferred to another hospital due to medical complications just before they arrived...

Well, at least they are travelling in the right direction, didn't Miracle offer to start spreading TWATS in Congo some time ago?

Anyway, can't wait to see where this bait will go next Very Happy

Cheers!

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:43 am

just joined, have been reading this epic on and off for about 2 weeks now and am up to page 100.
hope the new lads last as long as the old ones did Wink

Music 2 My Ears - Wickedest Evil Safari	View next topic View previous topic