They're getting upset with me - It's funny

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Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

This is the guy I got tired of last Christmas and just stopped responding to his e-mails. Over the last seven or eights months, I have been getting e-mails about once a month from him and have not responded. Last Christmas, I did not understand how to transfer the administrative fee...then I learned how after several e-mails. Then my bank kept screwing up....then we decided to use Western Union....that's when I got tired of him and quit responding to his e-mails. My last e-mail to him was that I was going to WU to send him his cash.

Now skip ahead 7 months later. I decided to respond to one of the letters. I told my pet that I had been in jail and unable to communicate. During the last 7 months, I forgot how to send cash. I told him I really wanted to complete the deal, but I didn't know how to send cash. I asked him for his banks address so that I could send it in the mail.

Here's my letter to Chucky explaining that I do not understand how to send cash:

Quote:

Hi Prof. Soludo!

I'm doing great. Thanks for asking. I hope you are doing well. You
are always so nice. I went out looking for girls to fuck this
weekend. I started drinking and ended up getting really drunk. One
woman kept buying my drinks all night! I felt like crap all day
Sunday. You ever get really drunk Prof Soludo?

I sent a letter to . I have never sent money to anybody
before. I asked him how to do this. Do I just put it in the mailbox?
I am waiting to hear back from him. Why didn't you call me like you
said you were going to do?

I look forward to hearing from you.

In response, I get a letter from both Chucky and the guy at the bank .

This is the one from Chucky:

Quote:

Dear ,

You seem not serious about your fund release.

has given you directives on how to remint the requested
admin fee.I wonder why you are not responding as expected.Infact,personally called me today after my phone call to you this morning
at about 10.30GMT complaining of your poor response.

Pls.i will advice you act now or back out so that we can have good record
base on our agreement with Euro Trust in uk.

However,i look forward to your quick and positive response.

Have a nice time.

[mask]Prof.C Soludo[/mask

And here is the one from the guy at the bank (This one is funny. He seems to get more irritated as he types):

Quote:

ATTN: MR /*mask JACK N UROUND./mask*/

DEAR SIR,

REF: YOUR PAYMENT OF THE ADMINISTRATIVE FEE.

YOUR RECENT MAIL WAS RECEIVED WITH MISGIVINGS.

I HAVE SENT YOU ACCOUNT PARTICULARS ON TWO OCCASIONS ON YOUR

REQUEST.YOU CAN CARRY YOUR CASH TO ANY BANK AROUND YOUR LOCALITY

TO TRANSFER THE AMOUNT TO THE BANK ACCOUNT STATED BELOW.

IT BEATS MY IMAGINATION THAT YOUR CALIBER OF A PERSON WOULD BE

MAKING JEST THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMIT MONEY FROM ONE

ACCOUNT TO THE OTHER; IT IS SURPRISE FOR PERSON FROM THE FIRST

WORLD STATUS.

I WILL APPEAL TO YOU TO BEHAVE AND SOUND SERIOUS FOR THE

COMPLETION PROCESS OF YOUR FUND PAYMENT. IT SEEMS THAT YOU SOUND

TOO BUSY OR TOO MUCH TIME INTO PLEASURE LIVING;CANN'T YOU ACT

FOR ONCE AS A SERIOUS MINDED PERSON??.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO EFFECT CALIMS TO YOUR MILLIONS, THE SUM

OF US$26,500,000.00USD,COME TO THINK OF IT, DO YOU SEE THAT AS

A CHICKEN CHANGE. YOUR ACTIONS ARE LAUGHABLE!!!.

IT WILL BE EXPEDIENT YOU WAKE UP FROM YOUR LUKE WORM ATTITUDE;

YOU ARE JUST BACK FROM A QUESTIONABLE DETENTION, FROM JAIL,WHY

NOT CALL YOURSELF TO ORDER AND QUESTION YOURSELF SOME SERIOUS

QUESTIONS!!!!!.

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

NOTE THIS THEREFORE, YOU ARE ADVICE TO REMIT THE US$16,500.00USD

WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY TO THE FOLLOWING ACCOUNT DETAILS AS

REQUEST AGAIN BY YOU THUS:

SUNNY BANK,
TAIWAN INTERNATIONAL BANKING DEPT,
2F,NO.143,FUSING N.ROAD,
SONGSHAN DISTRICT,TAIPEI CITY,
105,TAIWAN(R.O.C)SW
IFT CODE:SUNYTWTP.
A/C:0700-53-0000-255-7
BENEFICIARY NAME:TOP PROFIT CO.,LTD
ADD:No.279 CHANG CHUN ROAD,
TAIPEI,TAIWAN

IT IS OF PARAMOUNT THAT YOU HAVE TO COMPLETE AN ARRANGEMENT TO

REMIT THE ABOVE AMOUNT ON OR BEFORE 48 HOURS.

I RESPECT YOUR INDULGENCE.

DIGEST DILIGENTLY AND ACT ACCORDINGLY.

VERY SINCERELY YOURS,
FOR:EURO TRUST FINANCE & SECURITIES (UK)

SIGNED

/*mask FORD WILLIAMS./mask*/

I think my bank is going to have problems again. After several attempts, I'll suggest we use WU and then try to use TT service. Hopefully they'll be better!

Edit: For whatever reason, the masking feature doesn't seem to be working properly. I've tried to go back and edit it and it still won't work correctly.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:47 pm

ohhh well! I'd snap right back to attention and tell him that you are *very* serious about completing this arrangement.

Although, it will require a 'trust' form or an agreement from Lad #2 (the banker) to complete and sign to show he is serious just like you are. Signed, stamped, and maybe a nose print to prove authenticity that he is who is he says he is

{edit} aim high & keep him going for next Christmas and send him a card celebrating one year Eaterversity!

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:13 am

JohnnyBravo wrote:

[mask]Prof.C Soludo[/mask[/qu0te]

ATTN: MR /*mask JACK N UROUND./mask*/

/*mask FORD WILLIAMS./mask*/
Edit: For whatever reason, the masking feature doesn't seem to be working properly. I've tried to go back and edit it and it still won't work correctly.

You have to get the square brackety things right. If you use 'Preview', you can double check the bits that don't come up right.

You really don't need to mask Professor Soludo's name, Google already found it here, though it's only number 19 of 3,000 plus hits. Often its easier to just put a zero for an 'O' or something, like S0ludo. Google or your lad never find it.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:35 am

JohnnyBravo wrote:

IT SEEMS THAT YOU SOUND

TOO BUSY OR TOO MUCH TIME INTO PLEASURE LIVING;

IT WILL BE EXPEDIENT YOU WAKE UP FROM YOUR LUKE WORM ATTITUDE;

Johnn yBravo wrote:

I RESPECT YOUR INDULGENCE.

Well, which is it?

I love the irony, whenever i bring in a drunk partner or secretary it's a 50/50 chance the will go off on me about them, but its perfectly OK to rob me blind.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

No, this is by far one of the funniest things I have read in a while:

Quote:

IT WILL BE EXPEDIENT YOU WAKE UP FROM YOUR LUKE WORM ATTITUDE

I would want him to explain exactly how one contracts the "luke worm" attitude sickness.

Do they dig in the dirt like earth worms?

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