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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:42 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
It seems Dover may have fallen and broken his leg. |
Stubbed his toe more like... |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:40 pm |
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Famous is getting a little antsy...
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anita
please try and call me today
i will like to discuss something with you
you best kind of friend famous
i will be waiting for ur call
plaese dont dissapoint me
byeeeeeeeeee |
He might be worried about his pappy. |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:26 pm |
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Rev. Dover has finally been found. He is in a hospital in the southern-most town of Bere. He was hit by a car and left for dead. Fortunately, he was found in time and is now recovering. Sadly, he is scared and alone so we just called Charles and his brother and asked him to meet Rev. Dover (and the $400,000) in the hospital. Charles reluctantly agreed to go.
Next, Anita will be sending all of the hospital's details to Charles so he can get there right away. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:29 pm |
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Rev. Dover cried too.
I thought I had it recording, but I was outside and apparently there was an issue with the link between the two programs. The next call will be recorded, and I have a feeling Dover will shed a tear or two again. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Posted:
Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:32 pm |
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YW, aka Dr. Evil, at work |
_________________ "Are you sure you are not in sane?" J0e M0rengi |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:33 pm |
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Well, we just called. Sadly, the call did not get recorded.
Here is the deal- Ben is stredded in Bere, Chad in a hostpital. He was hit by a car and left for dead. And he has pink eye. They are supposed to come and pick him up. However, I don't know that they will. Ben broke down in tears numerous times in that call. The hash conditions and the leg makes him cry. They said they cannot check their email anymore because they are broke. Who knew? They were still pretty polite. The whole Rev thing was a great idea. Thanks Reaper! |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:34 pm |
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Here is where he will hopefully be off to next. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5061209991474116127 |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Julian Day
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:26 pm |
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For a moment, I read that as Rev. Dover being actually dead! Nooooooooooooo!
Let us hope for his speedy recovery...though it would be unfortunate if he were well enough to be discharged, and to set off on his travels again, by the time the TWATS arrive at the hospital? |
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atj
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2008
Posts: 88
Location: out of this world
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:21 am |
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I wouldn't worry about Ben getting deaded! TWAT is such a powerful faith that he would be resurrected in about three days! Now where have I seen that before? |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:10 am |
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Would you be kind enough to say some courage words from me to rev. Dover? |
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:17 am |
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oh, dear, poor Ben... I guess there will be around the clock prayer sessions held worldwide for him now... (which involve a lot of coodination emails going around the globe... )
Really hope you have them on the move again...
BTW, are all 3 of them travelling together? And does the local community leader allow them to leave before they paid their bill's? (Or should he keep Jessa 'hostage' until the other two return with the cash... ) make sure they ask for receipts, I have heard the Twat Finance Department has very strict rules for that...
edit: spelling |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:40 pm |
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I hope there's an internet cafe on Hospital Road! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:02 pm |
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We have a new character out there. He is none other than Jean Claude Van Damme, the director of the hospital in Bere. Here is what Anita just sent:
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Hey guys, it's anita. how r u???? i am well. i have some information on Rev Ben for u. I speak a little French, so Rev William had me talking on the phone with the hospital director Mr. Van Damme. We got some information from him about the location of Rev Ben. He is a little hard to undersand, but I think we got everything. He gave me a website to go to, but he said it might be under constructino or somethin. i dunno...
here is what we got from him. he said Dover wants u to come and see him.
Address: Boite Postal 52
Kelo
Chad
Email: Jean Claude Van Damme
[email protected]
Website: www.berehospital.org
Language: French, Tchadian Arabic
Union: Central African Union Mission
Division: West-Central Africa Division
Type: Hospital (MH)
I hope this helps u 2! BYE!!!
Anita |
Hopefully Van Damme can do better than his predecessor, Steven Seagal. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
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Location: Belgium
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:07 pm |
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JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME
You owe me a new keyboard... |
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juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
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Location: Yes, absolutely!
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Posted:
Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:09 pm |
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I hope this helps u 2! BYE!!! |
Anita is very helpfull ;
the lads should have no problem at all w/ that address. |
_________________ you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure
2,633 miles: Peterson/Gomer/fbi/Tina Mike/MrMicheal: Lagos.Doula.Yaounde.Limbe.Mundemba.ChimpCamp.[SSC Cameroon].(2weeks Jail).Baffousam(across Nigeria).Cotonou.Parakou.[SSC Benin] C/B Master & 5imba et al "i am coming to safari my self" "he is at chimpazine camp" "go pick him at the police station" |
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YeaWhatever
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:21 pm |
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Soon, Dover will fall ill and pass into a coma. That will leave the $400,000.00 just sitting there in a closet at the hospital. Fortunately, we have two TWAT reverends on their way to visit Dover and keep the money safe. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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BRUIN
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:31 pm |
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YW - Is there any way we can send sympathy cards to the poor reverend? My heart is truly anguished at his suffering!!!
Bruin
[actually, I am looking forward the three mugus further suffering!] |
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Jayhawk
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:32 pm |
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Dover into a coma? NOOOO!!!!! The loving members of TWAT are gathering up some pizzas to send to him! Who will eat the pizzas? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
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Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:33 pm |
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Jean Claude Van Damme will, without a doubt, be able to fill the shoes of Dover. Don't worry. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:56 pm |
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Jayhawk wrote: |
Dover into a coma? NOOOO!!!!! The loving members of TWAT are gathering up some pizzas to send to him! Who will eat the pizzas? |
Don't forget the extra meat on those. Put them under his nose, and duck! |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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leia
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Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Posted:
Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:42 pm |
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Soon, Dover will fall ill and pass into a coma. That will leave the $400,000.00 just sitting there in a closet at the hospital. Fortunately, we have two TWAT reverends on their way to visit Dover and keep the money safe. |
Or Dover could always get retro-grade amnesia and forget where he put the money...just that its somewhere in the hospital...or another place...it'd be fun to have a bunch of lads running around a specific building seriptiously trying to locate a briefcase full of money |
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try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:05 pm |
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I'll take a punt here that the Lads know who Jean Claude Van Damme really is.... |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:55 am |
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^^^^
I don't know if they are AWARE of it...
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"U ARE JUST AN INFIRMINATE BASTARD CLOCKING LIKE AN OLD HEN" - Sh4m1m Al4v1
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Posted:
Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:33 am |
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Nice!
Good name too, for a director of a Hospital... (as JCvD in his movies is known for his 'hands-on' approach when solving problems...)
YW, there's 2 Lads on their way, that is the 2 Reverends? So Jessa is still in N'Djamena? Do you think they are in contact directly (phone or email) and if not, would it be possible to create some confusion between them?
And let's hope the boys make it to Bere in time, it would be a pity if Ben was transferred to another hospital due to medical complications just before they arrived...
Well, at least they are travelling in the right direction, didn't Miracle offer to start spreading TWATS in Congo some time ago?
Anyway, can't wait to see where this bait will go next
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streaded
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2008
Posts: 147
Location: Streded in hash conditions
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:43 am |
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just joined, have been reading this epic on and off for about 2 weeks now and am up to page 100.
hope the new lads last as long as the old ones did |
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