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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:37 am

from the zebras thread... i thought i would buy something from Kelly as well... here it goes

Quote:

From me:

On Wed, Jul 16, 2008 at 6:25 AM,
<[email protected]> wrote:
Dear Ms. Kelly,

I'm looking for a pair of bollocks. Do you have any ? If, you have please let me know.

Thanks

from kelly:

On Wed, Jul 16, 2008 at 11:00 AM, kelly briete <[email protected]> wrote:

YES I DO,
YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY $3000 FOR THAT

GET BACK ASAP

from me:

On Wed, Jul 16, 2008 at 11:17 AM,
<[email protected]> wrote:
Dear Kelly,
Thanks for your quick response. Could you tell me what kind of bollocks are they whather they are in good shape?

After an argument I lost me Bollocks and i need them as soon as possible.

Thanks

from Kelly:

On Wed, Jul 23, 2008 at 10:25 PM, kelly briete <[email protected]> wrote:

AS I TOLD YOU,
THERE ARE ALL IN GOOD SHAPE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO SEE THEM UPON ARRIVAL SINCE YOU ARE DOING
BUSINESS WITH ME FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.
I HAVE BEEN SHIPPING SOME TO OTHER PEOPLE[color=#](so who bought before me)[/color] AND YOURS WILL NOT BE THE EXCEPTION.
SO GET BACK FOR THE ADDRESS YOU ARE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TO

from me:

On Sun, Jul 27, 2008 at 1:29 AM,
<[email protected]> wrote:
Hi Kelly,
I want you to describe the bollocks I'm getting. You need to tell me how much they cost.
Without my bollocks, its quite difficult. please get to me with much more information about my bolocks

thanks

fro Kelly:

On Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 6:04 PM, kelly briete <[email protected]> wrote:
ALL YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY AS I TOLD YOU IS $3000
AND YOU WILL HAVE TO WIRE THE MONEY WESTERN UNION
SO GET BACK FOR THE ADDRESS YOU WILL BE WIRING THE MONEY TO

THANKS

from me:

On Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 11:45 PM,
<[email protected]> wrote:
Hey kelly,
How do you expect me to wire you the money, without knowing what kind of bollocks i'm getting?
what kind of a lazy buisnesswomen are you? please give me the details of my bollocks and
send me the bank details on where to send the money. Then, we have a deal.
Stop whining and get on the details. Maybe you have lot of time in your hands,
but i dont have the time and when i wake up i need to scratch me bollocks and I'm going crazy here.
And, get back to me as soon as possible

lad without bollocks

fro Kelly:

kelly briete <[email protected]>
to <[email protected]>
date Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 12:33 PM
subject Re: For Sale: Bollocks.
mailed-by gmail.com
hide details 12:33 PM (25 minutes ago)

Reply

HELLO ONCE MORE I EARLIER TOLD YOU THE BOLLOCKS ARE IN GOOD SHAPE AND YOU WILL GET TO SEE THEM UPON ARRIVAL
SO YOU WILL HAVE TO USE THE BELOW ADDRESS TO WIRE THE MONEY WESTERN UNION
WESTERN UNION CAMEROON
RECEIVER'S FULL NAMES........................NKWENTI MIKE
COUNTRY...................................................CAMEROON
ZIP CODE......................................................00237
STATE..........................................................LITTORAL
CITY..............................................................DOUALA
AMOUNT.......................................................$3000.00
TEST QUESTION............................................WHEN
TEST ANSWER................................................NOW

AFTER YOU MUST HAVE WIRED THE MONEY,I WILL BE WAITING FOR THE SCAN COPY OF THE PAYMENT RECEIPT.

THANKS

CAN I HAVE YOUR CELL NUMBER?
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anyone else need some bollocks...? go for it...

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:30 am

It all sounds like Bollocks to me Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:27 pm

Kelly's a cracker

from me

Quote:

[email protected]>
to kelly briete <[email protected]>
date Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 1:14 PM
subject Re: For Sale: Bollocks.
mailed-by gmail.com
hide details 1:14 PM (5 hours ago)

Hi kelly,
How are you my bollocks seller ?. I need a phone no. Still, you haven't described me bollocks. Can you describe how big they are and how heavy they are. Do have have healthy hair on them. Without these details my girlfriend wouldn't have them bollocks. Please get back to me as soon as possible.

I would also like to mention to you that my good friend Mr. Gomer would pay for it, as he responsible for me loosing me bollocks. And, soon Mr. Gomer will contact you.

cheers

from kelly

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[email protected]>
to [email protected]>
date Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 6:56 PM
subject Re: For Sale: Bollocks.
mailed-by gmail.com
hide details 6:56 PM (2 minutes ago)

THE BOLLOCKS HAVE HEALTHY HAIRS ALL OVER THEIR BODY.
I DO NOT REALLY KNOW HOW BIG THEY WILL REALLY BE BUT THEY WILL NOT GROW SO BIG

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Oh for the LOVE OF GOD. You had better make sure those are "Curley Haired Bollocks". I once got a pair of "Straight Hair" variety, and they were worthless on the show circuit.

Nothing worse than breeders laughing at your "Straight Hair" Bollocks.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:08 pm

I need some bollocks Smile

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:34 pm

I don't know about purchasing bollocks, but I am in need of a pair of hooters!

Quote:

Hello Kelly!

I am in need for a healthy pair of hooters. My boyfriend and I broke up and he took my lovely hooters with him. Do you have a pair of healthy hooters that you are willing to sell? Please get back to me soonest!

TB

I hope she has a healthy pair of them for sale Twisted Evil

B

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Request a new hooter. Older hooters tend to sag, and breeders here in the states dislike saggy hooters in competitions.

After all, these hooters are for show no?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:19 pm

I ain't seen a good pair of bullocks in years. Please share the pictures when you get them Shocked

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Posts: 35

I don't know about bollucks, but last night I finally convinced her to send me a bank account!!!!! Laughing

On its way to Alan

Quote:

HERE IS THE BANK INFOS I AND MY HUSBAND HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT TO OUR DAUGHTER
ACCOUNT OWNER; C***** G*****
NAME OF MY BANK WELLS FARGO BANK
ACCOUNT NUMBER IS 819****903
THE ROUTING NUMBER IS 1*******248
13*0 C***** ******LE ANAHEIM,
CALIFORNIA 92805 ATTN

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:59 am

I woudn't mind a spare beaver or two I assume Kelly can supply those without any problems. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:04 am

You guys think Kelly can send me (other than 6 zebra, of course)

Norwegian Forest Cat($500-1,000)
Dagganoths, Male/Female($1,500-2750 per animal)
Snow Kyatts($4,550-6,000 per animal)
Larupia($2,300-3,500 per animal)
Graahk($5,000-8,000 per animal)
Japanese Panda ($10,000-12,000 per animal )
Kalphite($2,000-3,000 per animal)
Wallaby ($3,500-4,500 per animal)
Turosk, preferably in infant stage($6,000-7,000)
Emperor Penguin

I hope she can.... I would pay 30,000 for that YETI Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:18 am

Just started a fresh bait with Kelly,possing as an adult film producer who wishes to make.........a rather exotic film.She was back within 5 minutes

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SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO NOW FOR YOU?
GET BACK NOW!!!

Eager,isn't she?

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:22 am

Doc, she just got back to me in.... 7 minutes. Turns out she does have some of my animals! Smile

Quote:

HELLO Mr.JACK,
I DO APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN FOR MY ANIMALS.YES I DO HAVE SOME OF THE ANIMALS AND WILL TAKE THE REST FROM OUR MINISTRY AND MAKE IT UP TO YOU OK.
I WILL LIKE TO KNOW HOW SOON YOU WILL WANT THE ANIMALS?
ALL YOU WILL HAVE TO DO NOW IS JUST TO PROVIDE ME WITH THE FULL ADDRESS YOU WILL LIKE THE FIRST ST OF ANIMALS TO BE SHIPPED TO.AS SOON AS THAT IS DONE,YOU WILL DEPOSIT $10.000.00 WESTERN UNION SO AS TO EASE TRANSPORTATION AND SOME PAPER WORKS.
THANKS AND DO GET BACK SO WE CAN PROCEED AT ONCE.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:26 am

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IF YOU PROMISE ME NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEND TO THE ANIMALS,
THEN LETS MAKE IT A DEAL.YOU GO AHEAD AND SEND ME THE MONEY FOR HOUSING AND MEALS WESTERN UNION.
WHEN EXACTLY DO YOU INTEND THAT THIS TAKE PLACE FOR I WILL LIKE TI TO BE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
CAN I HAVE YOUR CONTACT # SO WE CAN TALK THIS MORE OVER THE PHONE?
WAITING TO READ FROM YOU

She is concerned about the animals.How touching.I think that's enough for tonite.she can wonder until tomorrow.One of my other baiting characters is trying for a safari.I think she needs to deal with him now,while she is distracted

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:29 am

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Norwegian Forest Cat
2 Dagganoths, Male/Female
4 Snow Kyatts
3 Larupia
2 Japanese Panda
10 Emperor Penguin

Kelly has my animals after all!

But, alas, no Yeti! Sad