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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:18 pm

It has taken me about 2 weeks to make my way through all of this. My highest compliments to all involved. I have been mostly straight baiting for nearly a year now. Perhaps I'll give the Church of TWAT modality a try now.

I say we keep Crist around and make him do penance. Just my thoughts as a newb, but I'm seeing too much sitting around and not nearly enough pyramid-building. Even destitute and in hell I'd think he could find some plastic bags and sand. Not a vacation, and such.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:46 pm

^^^
Look up the thread called "TWAT For Dummies". That should give you a big help.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:50 pm

Here is the TWAT For Dummies thread:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137622

Good luck, and glad you're enjoying the baits.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:55 pm

Profe right now I am available if you need my voice... Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:36 am

Any news from our stredded twats?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

HAHA this bait keeps getting better each day Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:50 am

Dr. Ivor Bollockov wrote:

Any news from our stredded twats?

We were talking about that this morning. We all realized that we're getting pretty bored of these guys, which sucks for them. None of us have even e-mailed them (or even really thought about them) in a while, so the only communication they're receiving from TWAT is from the office banter members. We have spent the recent chat sessions just basically joking around and planning the next project we're going to attempt. None of us really care about these guys anymore, but we are going to try something (as jojo said before signing off today, "Maybe Monday", which means if we remember) different with them.

They seem good and screwed for now, so there's no real rush for us to do anything. Sometimes silence is golden anyway.

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:36 pm

That photo...

Could it actually be Australia? Has Dover gone that far off-path? Wink

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

The TWATS seem to be very quiet

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 123

^^^^
yeah, they do seem a bit quiet at the minute- i can understand the baiters not bothering to get in touch with the scammers but it does seem odd that the lads havent been emailing asking yet again for some money- i'd have thought they would be emailing every day!

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:22 pm

~ Professor So And So,

There is always room for more TWATTING about for these lads. Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

have not posted in in a while, but kept on with the developments. Sorry to hear that Adamu made it home, but, glad to hear that a new bunch made it to the Base and are keeping it "real". You guys are great, 5 thumbs up, this is epic! The new bunch are abit different, but is fun to watch. Good example of how they can think and go their ways. I absolutely love the way you twist them. The learning curve is unmatched! Jojo, Prof, YWE, you are absolutely GREAT!

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:36 pm

^^ Why thank you. Flattery will get you everywhere with us. Wink

We can only assume that the boys are beginning to run low on money, so they're e-mailing less these days.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:25 pm

Here is an explanation as to why we have not heard from them...

Quote:

To TWAT Accounts,

We have received the notice regards to US$3000 sent to us through Moneygram in three payment slips.

Kindly email to us the information required below to enable us collect the money here.

A. Senders Names
B. Senders address
C. Senders Contact Phone
D. Amount sent in each payment slip
E. Test Questions
F. Test Answers
G. MTN Reference numbers
H. Receivers Names
I. Receiving Country
J. Receiving City

Also, we cannot download the attachment files of the transfer slips from the previous parckage you used, please, resend the scan attachment copies of the slip by JPEG format.

Pls note that we do not have money for checking our emails again so incase of urgency pls reach us through any of our phone numbers below. Rev. Miracle Charles Ndubuisi : Tel: +235 XXXXXX; Or Benin Tel, line: +229 XXXXXX. Rev. Andrew Ezekiel Omezi: Tel: +235 XXXXXXX; Or Benin Tel line: +229 XXXXXXXX.

Waiting for your immediate cooperations.

Sincerely yours;

Rev. Miracle Charles Ndubuisi and Rev. Andrew Ezekiel Omezi
CC: Rev William Phystme.

Can someone explain how they think their Benin phones are going to work?

It looks like they are quite out of money for the time being. Oops. Maybe we should give them a call. Maybe one where Dover is on the line. Lost and scared. And hungry, of course. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:38 pm

Quote:

Can someone explain how they think their Benin phones are going to work?

Quote:

Maybe we should give them a call.

That would make my day. I'm all ears Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:21 pm

I got a great email from Famous Jessa, Godspower's son. This came to Sister Anita.

Quote:

anita
is famous
where wre u
my Dad is in Tchad you forgort that tchad is a war zone close to danfure in sudan
please as soon i will send money againe to my Dad to come Back to Ghana if Ben wnt to see him it is beter he come to Ghana

I love how he thinks we "forgot" that. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:57 pm

Another update from Famous...

Quote:

come online 6pm my time,but what do you think about what Ben did to my Dad he is now in tchad without attention i had to book an air ticket for him to come back why?

Anita will be chatting with him in a couple of hours to get to the bottom of this.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

^^^^Cant wait to find out more about it Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:20 pm

I love how Famous is more eloquent online than most of the kids round here are!!! Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

It's sad that this lad has let the sensationalised nonsense you get in the media detract from his view of everyone's favourite activity holiday destination for walking and camping. I mean, how many people went camping there last year? More people than went to Butlins in the last 10 years Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:14 pm

i dont think people who live in tents call it camping.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:12 am

Wouldn't it be priceless to get the kid all riled with hormones. You could Safari HIM to meet Anita. Twisted Evil

ROFL

P.S. Freddy that is one of the funniest things I have read in ahwile. "Camping" LOL

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:32 am

sheila_blyge wrote:

I love how Famous is more eloquent online than most of the kids round here are!!! Laughing

Pfft.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:19 pm

Alright, we have been slacking. We have been neglecting the Miracle Network. But today, expect a call to these boys. It seems Dover may have fallen and broken his leg. He is probably in a hospital somewhere. We'll see.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Dover really is an idiot, isn't he? I don't know why the church keeps sending him on all of these missions. Very Happy

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