THIS WILL MAKE YOU DIE SOONEST - a hitman bait

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:52 am

A baiter was posing as an Oga to a hitman scammer – and I volunteered my services for some more Lad confusion.

The Scammer
, the hitman wannabe

The Baiters
, intended victim; a photomodel and Odin-worshipper whose foul mouth takes hold with very little prompting
, a fake Lad
Mr X, baiter posing as an Oga

WARNING - PROFANITY ALERT - and it's not all from me this time!

The bait begins with Mr X priming his Lad…
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I have new mugu for u, this one from Sydney Australya, she is model and likes in place called Glebe, when I was there last month i pick her out as a good mugu and i have some information for u but i use only little at a time so it look real.ok her details are EL1Z4beth Dane,a photomodel live in Glebe in Sydney, Australya; she is 24 year old and a spoiled rich brat.Her email is account is *** tell her u use acid on her face and she respond better, she very pretty girl and she always look in mirror.
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So, here goes…
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Hello EL1Z4beth Dane,
I was you just informed that you offended someone somewhere ok,i was paid to eliminate you slowly by turnibg ACID on you fucking pretty face just to damage you profession listen good and i was offered 60.000usd to carry out the mission.
I guess you understand what that means.you contact addresses was given to me check this out live in Glebe in Sydney, Australia and moreso you photograph is with me right way.
You who has an interest to protect.when you looking at the miror it won't look interesting because your face must have burnt serious i am coming to you before xmas.
listen good don't when you to disclose this to anybody ok not even the cop.
get back to me
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El1za is rather blasé about this, of course.
Brett and the Suzi Fest reference are from an (as yet) unpublished bait.
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Brett,
Just fuck off – Holy Odin, that is so not funny!
I promised never to tell anyone about the Suzi Fest, and I never will – and if you think you're getting the money back, just forget it.
Oh, and a happy Yuletide to you too.
EL1Z4
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ok.since you wanna prove sturborn watch me and my boyz come to your home anytime from now.
because the sniper is on you
get back to me
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Brett,
OK, now THAT is funny. You and your boyz, a sniper... have you been watching Shooter again? It wasn't that good a movie.
EL1Z4
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
listen EL1Z4beth,you really not safe here because you have face to model ok.
they to close to you.
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
Brett,
Is this your way of asking for another Suzi Fest? For the love of Freyja, it wasn't that great for me the first time!
BTW – if you're talking about going the whole hog and getting three other guys involved – then my answer is this; ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY!
I gotta go now – need some sleep.
EL1Z4
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
It will look funny at first ok,but your pretty face will is damaged like i told you.Raw ACID will be too harsh on your funking good looking face o.
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
Brett,
Say that again and the deal's off - Ross will get to hear about this and he won't stop at your wrists. Do you want all your joints crushed like bone china? Ankles, knees, wrists and elbows? He can do that! Now fuck off and leave me alone!
You can jerk off on the memories of fucking me in the ass – and that's all you'll ever get from me, EVER! I HATE YOU!
EL1Z4
PS CL1FF0RD 4VRU5... where the fuck did you get that stupid name from?
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EL1Z4 DANE
Brett,
I saw your car outside the gym today - fuck me, do you WANT to spend your Christmas in a plaster cast? I'm THAT close to telling Ross what happened
So unless you really REALLY enjoy a fucking shitload of agony, you can stay out of my fucking life! You got that?
EL1Z4
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OK – joking over – let’s get serious!
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EL1Z4 DANE
I just this last hour or so found out you're not Brett. So who the fuck are you and why are you threatening me?
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
Look here lady, I am not treatening you, I will get my assignment done by killing you if you don't accept my terms and conditions. I won't waste much time to get you earased from this earth so do the rightful thing and get me some cash to save your life or you die.
Get back to me...
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EL1Z4 DANE
You're not threatening me? Holy Odin, you talk about using acid on my face and then killing me, and you say that's not threatening me? What fucking universe do you come from?
So what do you want?
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
Oh yes,that is exactly what im gonna do to you.This Xmas I WILL do it ok.you gonna use
70.000usd to work on your pretty face model that is surgry.And i ask for 20.000usd go make the payment now or i do it.
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
Go make the payment now, huh?
Well, fuck me if you haven't forgotten something - like how and who to? What the fuck do I do otherwise - leave it in my mailbox, or maybe dump it on the front lawn?
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Well, that’s one bank account for Alan…
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
Now,i want you to make the payment within 24hours to prevent you face been bath with the ACID.Look here no one toll with me ok.
get back to me with the payment slip scanned.
BENEFICIARY: A ADEN1Y1
Account Number:
Ssort code: 07-44-56
IBAN: GB77 NAIA 0701 1630 9509 66
BIC: MIDL GB 22.
BANK: NATIONWIDE BANK
ADDRESS: 56, SOUTH STREET ROMFORD, ESSEX. RM1 1UP.
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EL1Z4 DANE
Listen carefully, spermicide breath - this is the festive season.
The chances of finding an open bank branch in the next 24 hours are zero, zip, zilch, goose egg, fuck all.
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Mr X stirs the pot…
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Mr X
I have work on the Australya mugu and i think she will pay if you tell her this,MG L13 MG convertible, red in coulour, the house letter box was blow up yesterday, tomorrow it will be house, if she live she will be burnt and she only be good for modelling as goats ass after that.
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
i guess you saw what happened to you.check this MG L13 MG convertible red colour don't forget this ok.What you do now is for you to make a payment through western union as first payment to the name below:
OKR1KP4 K1NGSLEY
LOCATION:NIGERIA
AMOUNT:3000 USD
TEXT QUESTION:WHAT
TEXT ANSWER:2007
When the payment is made i will tell you what to do to save your from the arms of those who want you dead.
you just have slim chances to live.
get
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Another monkey wrench!
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EL1Z4 DANE
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?? Thanx to you and your goons we have a smoking hole in the front wall and so the neighbours called the fucking cops! You had to choose a time when my brother's back home on leave and dropped over to visit! Anything that even hints of a bomb when an SAS guy is nearby gets special treatment, and guess what?
That fucker in Nigeria is going to have to wait. I've been talking with some detective all this morning and having to tell him that I don't know anyone who might want to hurt me...
Ross is fucking pissed off over this and it'll be a while before I have any time to myself. Man, you fucked the pooch bigtime here.
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
this will make you die soonest.With what i asked you to do.
get back to me.
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EL1Z4 DANE
NOW JUST YOU WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! This isn't down to me! One of your monkey-boys blows a hole in the front wall and the cops are all over this place like flies on a barbie - Holy Odin, take it out on your monkey-boy, not me!
I'll do what you want, but I can't while there's all this attention! For fuck's sake cut me some slack!
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
Have you done what i asked you to do.
Listen i just pity you the previous day i would have bath you with the ACID i told you ok listen up good you dn't have any time more i will fulfill my part of the deal turning ACID on you.
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
Listen - I will not be able to do squat until things die down here. Among other things, my brother is insisting on staying over, and he's allowed to carry his service pistol off-duty. I told you how protective he is - until I can get him to stop shadowing me, I won't be able to send money without Ross asking me questions I can't answer.
Personally I don't give a fuck about what happens to you or to your monkey-boys, but I am worried for my housemates and other innocent people.
For their sake, just give me more time!
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
The cops can't do anthing to me or my boys ok .Listen to me just do what i ask you to do okone of the boys is personally angry with you so don't let him bath you with the ACID ok.
you dont have time so go do the payment ok
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EL1Z4 DANE
Fuck me - what does it take to get through to you? While Ross is here I have zero chance of doing anything as he's appointed himself as my bodyguard. If he sees me trying to send three grand to some bozo in Nigeria he's going to ask why, and I don't lie to Ross - ever - I can't. He'll see that I'm not being straight with him and it'll come unstuck.
So one of your monkey-boys is angry with me? Tell him to cry me a fucking river!
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He just gave a little ground!
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
How much time do you need to send the money?.And for you information you have limited time to do what i told you skip bitch or else.
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
I dunno - do you think I've got a fucking crystal ball?
I can say (for sure) not for the next couple of days as the post office is closed on Xmas Day and Boxing Day. That's all I can give you!
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
listen you fucking dumb bitch,i guess you don't want peace in your life iight.
Tell Ross that you wanna get something from somewhere close to where you gonna send the money ok and don't tell him that you are sending money to anyone ok-------------. your life is astake here and you are telling me that Ross is on you like a bodygaurd.
Until you send the whole money that is when you are save ok .
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
Listen to me, you bone-headed maggot, the peace I want is to be left alone with my friends and family and the man I love.
If Ross gets a hint that someone is messing with my life and threatening to hurt me I can't answer for what happens next. He's not some rent-a-cop type, you moron, he's SpecFor! He's a trained expert. If he realises that something's wrong, he won't stop until he gets all the facts and then he'll act. He's my brother, and I love him dearly, but he terrifies me too. He's an expert in combat and survival. Forget Rambo, he's the real thing!
He's returning to his unit sometime before the New Year, that's all I know. That's when you can get paid. That's how long you have to wait.
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I never knew that WU was that specialised…
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
Send it after the holiday through Western Union Monet Transfer...
Get back to me...
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EL1Z4 DANE
It'll be when Ross leaves for Swanbourne - not before then.
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That’s one daft threat…
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
Then i know mercies is not meant for i m giving them the go ahead and hurt you like some routin flies perches arround deodourant objects you nit-wit..
I will ask them to to bath you withit now and tomorrow.dont write me back bocz i won't show u any pity.
Your friends and family would not recollect your pretty face model.
get lost fool.
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EL1Z4 DANE
Do that and your men are dead. You really want to send them against an SAS man? They won't last ten seconds.
Do that and you get nothing. Don't say I didn't play straight with you.
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
I warned you so get ready to hell.
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
They are planted around you but you can't see them all evil men on you......... they are with container of RAW acid your wanna challenge them ok-------------- .they wanna open fire on you.
fucking lick ass bitch like you.
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EL1Z4 DANE
You have just one chance to save their lives and that's to call them off. If I tell Ross – and you're leaving me not much choice – then he'll find them. He's hunted down Taliban in Afghanistan and al-Qaeda in Iraq and Jamaa militia in East Timor. Some low-life crims won't make him sweat – but it might get him kicked out of the service.
I've told you what I need. Give me that time. Don't be a fucking idiot.
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Backdown!
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
Alright take your time, but don't stay long with the payment.
Get back to me...
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EL1Z4 DANE
Very wise. I'll be in touch.
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
You act fast with your time to keep you alive.
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EL1Z4 DANE
When it happens is down to me, spermicide breath. You'll get it when I can - not before. As Ross is so fond of saying - "Hurry up and wait" (it's an Army thing).
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OK – time for a dollar chop!
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L0E J1D0EFF0R
listen bitch u call me sperisode breath agian and u can forget geting more time
yur brother wont be aruond 4 ever
pay up or I send my men in and I hurt yur frends 2 with acid ok
send it to
L03 JID30FF0R
LOCATION: BENIN REPUBLIC
AMOUNT 3000 USD
TEXT QUESTION WHAT FOR
TEXT ANSWER NO PAIN
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
I'll call what I fucking well like, cocksucker, I'm paying enough!
The money was sent an hour ago and I hope it chokes you, fuckface.
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Meanwhile, all unsuspecting…
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
Since they have gone go and send the money to me with the NAME.below
0KR1KPA K1NGSLEY
LOCATION:NIGERIA
AMOUNT:3000EURO
I have told you that since the soldier have gone,where is my money send it now because i can explode you this time around ok.You have the payment information
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
I sent the money to that jideoffor prick just like you said, douchebag.
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
i gave you information to send the money what do you do why sending the money to jideoffor who is jideoffor.
Check your mail you see the informations i gave you send it again ok.
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
For fuck's sake, don't try to put one over me, you fucking buttsmear! This is exactly what you sent me last week.
listen bitch u call me sperisode breath agian and u can forget geting more time
yur brother wont be aruond 4 ever
pay up or I send my men in and I hurt yur frends 2 with acid ok
send it to
L03 JID30FF0R
LOCATION: BENIN REPUBLIC
AMOUNT 3000 USD
TEXT QUESTION WHAT FOR
TEXT ANSWER NO PAIN
get back to me
Remember now? Just get your fucking money and leave me alone!
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
when do you send the money give me the MTCN number first you scan the payment slip to my boy.
I am the boss ok give the MTCN NUMBER and i wanna know when the money is sent ok.
Get back to me ok.
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EL1Z4 DANE
Just wait a fucking minute – first you don’t know who jideoffor is, then you say he’s your boy! What the fuck are you playing at?
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
Jideoffor is in africa country around nigeria in BENIN ok.so tell me or give me the MTCN
NUMBER NOW OR ACID ON YOUR FACE
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EL1Z4 DANE
Oh yeah, the truth is out now, ain't it just? One of your boys has taken the money and run! If he was actually one of yours, you wouldn't have to ask me for the code! SUFFER, YOU MONGREL POOFTER!
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
If you had to talk to me this way i guess im gonna deal with you this time around ok not
only exploding your mail box time i will set you home ablaze read my lips.
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CL1FF0RD 4VRU5
You now in deep shit because you real have to pay another money ok because im not sure that you have made the payment since you can't provide the code to the money collection then you have't make the payment i guess you will be waited for in where you best go.
get back to me
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EL1Z4 DANE
You can tell your boys to do anything, pillowbiter, because they ain't yours any more. They ripped you off big-time.
We've that much in common; that fucker Jideoffor did us both over.
Unless you're going to come to my house by yourself, nothing's going to happen now, cocksucker.
I ain't afraid of you if some mattress-muncher in Africa stole the money. You are such a LOSER!
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That brought it to an end…
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Edited to add missed leeting of names.

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:48 am

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Nice one.

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