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HarryBeavers
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 73
Location: Switzerland
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:59 pm |
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Hmm, I got tired with being Harry Beavers. He just really wasnt as funny as what I though it should be. Disappointing, because I thought really really hard to come up with a name that was original, sounded normal but had a double meaning, but wasnt too obvious.
No one twigged that I had a stupid name, so I got bored and decided to create a new email account.
Introducing Iv0r St1ffwillie. Surely, that must be too much right? Ivor is Swedish and married to Ilaf. Come on, someone has to call my bluff right!!
Well, anyway, after one guestbook signing, I got loaded with emails. Yipeee!!
Here is an exert of my favourite. Its a mistake, not edited and its brilliant!
I have been told that you IV0R ST1FFWILLIE (a doctor?) are a person of thrustworthy nature and giving sensitivities. Please assure that you can THRUST me too Stiffwillie, I am a woman of GOD AMEN PRAISE THE CREATOR.
heheheh im gonna have some fun with Ive! |
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H_Potter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2008
Posts: 91
Location: WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:24 am |
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One of the funniest lines I've ever seen here, and there have been some great ones! Looks like you've got yourself a keeper there, as from my experience it usually takes at least 3 or 4 e-mails to establish the kind of thrust you already have. |
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Mysack Iss-Inflated
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Jul 2008
Posts: 2
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:03 am |
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Looks like you can THRUST him to give you a good time!!  |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:26 am |
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Are you sure someone hasn't called your bluff on this one? Someone poking fun at you, maybe? It doesn't pay to be too rigid in your assumptions. It might be a phallusy to imagine that this is a lad. |
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"You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
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 Wole A x 4!! :
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:34 am |
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Phallusy. HAH! That's a good one. A little hard for me to grasp though for a second, but I got a handle on it. |
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thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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Mysack Iss-Inflated
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Jul 2008
Posts: 2
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:37 am |
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Where's this bait going? I presume you picked up on the thrusting idea. |
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gonads
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 4
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:13 pm |
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I think someone is pulling your plonker  |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:34 pm |
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| Please assure that you can THRUST me too Stiffwillie |
is it a romance scam? |
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"nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
 x?  (only Alan knows)
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE PORN]</a> |
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Arnold J Rimmer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Jun 2008
Posts: 22
Location: JMC Mining ship "Red Dwarf"
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:09 pm |
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Lets just hope you can Pull It Off !! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:49 pm |
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Play this one carefully - we don't want it to be a cock-up. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5    x2 x 246 
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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