I've been cursed

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

I am screwed if the sun gets hot today Crying or Very sad

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Well whom God Almighty has blessed, no man can curse.I'm blessed already.I'm a multy millionaire.I can write a Draft of 57m.

Well again, as you love curse, it shall consume, by the power in the word God, as it is written, in Psalm 109 & Rev.13 vs 10.Sure the these word of God is against, the blood of Jesus is against.It is written upon my destiny, according to Gen 12 vs 3, that my God shall curse who curses me.

The mother earth, according to Numbers 16,shall as the Sun gets hot today open it's mouth to swallow your destiny,I fire back unto you poverty,sorrow,tragedy, untimely death and no power can thwart in the Name of Jesus Amen.Stronger enemies will consume you soon.You will see the type of dream that will come upon you.If you don't repent of your word.

And a death threat Twisted Evil

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YOUR FATHER, YOUR FATHER, IF I CATCH YOU NA DIE YOU DE.

ASS HOLE

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:00 pm

Would you care for some help from a powerful wizard who can thwart the most terrible curses?

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 123

@strongside- these curses are really bad. I was due to die because of a curse a week and a half ago and, whilst i have somehow survived, i must admit that i had a mild headache yesterday.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:38 pm

Maybe he could pick your lottery numbers for you seeing as it's a rollover this weekend. You could offer to go halves with him if they come up

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:34 pm

can you p.m. me his email, i'll fire the evil voodoo at him where his entire body will fall out of his asshole. (its not pleasant, happened to me last week after a nasty jalfrezi.)

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:49 pm

I think you upset him.

Incidentally I too can write a draft for 57 million... it's in Zimbabwe Dollars though.

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:00 am

Lol I guess my baiting skills arent good engough yet because I have not yet gotten a death threat or a curse.

Lol I feel soooo left out, J/K

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:19 am

@nascar: just give it time. String these jerks along, waste their time (and money, if possible) and try to keep the game going as long as you can. You will be rewarded with many threats and insults when they finally see through you're little charade.

Or at least that's how I suspect it goes.

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:41 am

Nice knowing you Strongside Shocked

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

@Nascar its not that hard just bcc an insult to about 500 lads. The replys arehilarious Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:19 pm

I got cursed a while back and today I couldn't find one of my work boots. Happily i didn't need to go to work. I wonder if there was a connection?

mass cursing lads is such delicious fun and a great way to learn the unpublishable side of Pidgin quite quickly. One could refer to the phenomenon of (to paraphrase the US army) "asymmetrical baiting", I suppose; in one instance a baiter broadcasts to hundreds of lads, in the other several baiters join forces against one guyman. Symmetrical baiting would occur with a roughly equal number of baiters/lads on each side. Worthy of a learned paper on the subject Smile