Lad Greed Never Ceases To Amaze me

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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:37 pm

I recently played with a cancer scammer, the "H0n. Mrs Fantta Branc0" who wanted me to accept her/his/its vast fortune (which to my character was chump change).

As the story goes, breast cancer is fully curable in Canada and I offered to make all of the appropriate travel arrangements, send my private jet to pick her up, have her transported to the best hospital in Canada and have my personal best friend who is the country's foremost cancer surgeon cure her... all at no expense to her.

She made excuse after excuse not to come until her money was secured in Canada also. She was worried that she would not be able to go back to retrieve it.

I then told her not to worry about her small fund, as I would simply replace it from my own pocket change. To my "utter surprise", she declined.

I am totally amazed at these scammers who would put off treatment of an awful illness, thereby risking death, for the sake of a paltry few million dollars.

It just blows me away.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:29 pm

it amazes me that so many people get fiddled since their stories are so full of holes... it happens though, it onlyhas to be good enough.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:05 am

Think of lads like an inanimate object; no conscience, no feelings, nothing. That is exactly what they are.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:14 am

^^^ Are you saying that my teddy bear doesn't have feelings? Crying or Very sad

On a more serious note: I told a lad of mine in GMail chat that my mother was in the hospital after having a heart attack (or something like that). The next thing he said was "I'm sorry" followed by a "so when can you send my money?"

I enjoyed slapping him around for that.

It made me really dislike my lad. He showed his true colors there.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:20 am

^^ Your teddy bear has more feelings than a lad does. Happy to hear that? Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:22 am

^^^ Yes. And I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually true, to be honest.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:44 am

It's true - your teddy bear doesn't lie and steal from people.

Lads are like Vegas slot machines - they are made of hard, cold steel, make a lot of noise, give you hope of winning, then take your last dollar without paying out.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:48 am

SB, that was a beautiful simile!

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